20th September-School

1:37 a.m.

I have been at school for a while now… and I have finally gotten a boyfriend! Yes! I am not a lesbian! But, the karma has appeared at school.

3:56 a.m.

I can't get to sleep thinking about what happened at school. I just can't take it! Tina has been driving me up the wall ever since I told her about it. She just won't let it go. What's wrong with her? Can't she live with it? I mean, honestly, maturity level: 2.

3:57 a.m.

I will now have to live on the ceiling to be away from it all. She just called me. Why would she call at 3:57 a.m? Why?

4:00 a.m.

Oh, the irony.

5:32 a.m.

So this is what the curse of karma feels like.

4:10 p.m.

I hate homework, my mother makes me put it first before my room. But, I can't do that-my room is way too comfortable for me. Georgia made fun of me for having it so 'childish'. Bah. She's childish!

5:29 p.m.

I was tortured once again at school, everyone making fun of me for it. I had to have my crew create a protective barrier around me just to stop people from poking me. Honestly, even the first-years were making fun of me! How I hate that Ace gang...sorry, let me do that again. How I dislike that Ace gang! Tina doesn't even belive me anymore. She believes them.

5:36 p.m.

I'm calling the Ace gang "The It's" so that I won't have to call them their "amazing" name. And anyways, they're all hairy, so they deserve it. I would have told someone like my mother this, but she says that I really need a better outlet for my suppresed anger. That's the reason why she bought me this diary. Honestly, what kind of a parent does she make? What kind of a parent won't listen to their own child, their second love of their life? Possibly their first, (if they ever divorced their spouse)?

6:47 p.m.

It's time to get that anger out of me now- I have to say what happened. So here it is. At school, there has been a rather vicious case of stomach flu going around. The Its' member Rosie had recently gotten it, and was out of school for a week. On Tuesday though, all of a sudden she decided that she was healthy enough to go back to Stag Union One, as long as she had about fiftly paper bags at her side. So, we had eventually gotten to my favorite class, German. Which, for some bizarre reason, Rosie and the watermelon are in. I could hear Rosie and the watermelon giggling, but i had no idea what was going on until Rosie stood up and said,
"I'm not feeling very well right now..." Then, she turned around, faced me, stuck her finger into her mouth, and made herself throw up on me! In the end, I had gotten stomach flu, Rosie couldn't come to school for another four days, and the watermelon got four days detention with the principal because, after Rosie had finished her barfing, she tried the heimelich manouver on her to throw up some more. Anyway, when I got back, everyone was laughing at me. I had gone up to my so-called bestest-bestie, Tina to ask what was going on. She simply gave a little smirk and walked away. Fortunately though, my true friends stayed by me. They told me everything. Gemima had said how the It's had 'found' my diary and gave away all my secrets. They said that they had found it somwhere in my house-but they didn't tell where.
"It's the most repulsive thing that I've ever heard!" Gemima said. "What's wrong with them? If they were truth-tellers, they would know that there's a new compartment in your new teletubby alarm clock!" Then, I lunged at her. "Be quiet, do you want everyone to hear?" I hissed. Oh, they don't get any dumber than that.