Puppet Wielding Alchemist
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Naruto awoke the next morning and couldn't help but gaze at his sleeping companion as the sun shone off her face.
Then a lock of hair fell onto her face, reaching for it he swept it out of her face but then realized their positions, sasuki was laying on him using his chest as a pillow.
He slowly brought his face closer to hers and kissed her lips, that was what sasuki woke up to and she had to say it was a nice feeling. She slowly returned the kiss alerting naruto she was awake, he pulled away and looked at her and gave her a small genuine smile reserved for those kind of situations.
"Well I guess we better get up, we are wasting day light" said naruto
"I want to stay like this just a bit longer, I have a mission to protect some actress and it will take most of the month to complete, so please can we just lay here and hold each other" pleaded sasuki
Naruto, the true naruto hated wasting time but for her he couldn't find it himself to say no.
"Sure, if that is what you want but don't blame me if you are late for anything you have today" said naruto rolling over to where he is on top of sasuki and gave her a small peck on the lips before rolling off of her and pulling her to his chest.
Sasuki for her part was the happiest she had been in a long time and just draped her arms around his neck and pulled herself to where she was face to face with naruto and rested her face in the crook of his neck.
They laid there together neither talking to one another just enjoying each other's company but that was when they were interrupted by a knocking on the door.
Sighing naruto got up and went to the door much too sasuki's disappointment.
Opening the door he saw some chunin being held by the scruff of his shirt by zabuza who was glaring down at him.
"I-I h-h-have a m-messag-ge for t-the g-great leader-sama of the p-p-p-puppet empire" said the chunin glancing back at zabuza with fear
"Put him down" said naruto with a sigh
Zabuza grunted but did it and walked back to his post.
"What is the message" asked naruto
"Hokage-sama told me to deliver this and that you are to meet him in his office in one hour" said the chunin
Naruto accepted the parcel and looked inside to find a custom headband that just said Puppet Master.
Sighing naruto figured he was going to be on a mission but he got ready anyways gaining sasuki's attention.
"Why are you getting ready, you have an hour don't you" said sasuki
"I have to get ready and prepare my things, all my puppets need to be tweaked and primed all my weapons need to be ready and finally I have to make sure I can shower, I don't know if you noticed but neither of us showered yesterday" said naruto
With that said naruto went to begin showering never noticing the look that came to sasuki's face when he entered.
Stripping down sasuki followed in shortly after and pressed herself against naruto's back and draping her arms around him.
"I sensed you coming and I was prepared" said naruto from behind
Sasuki was going to turn around but naruto pulled her to him and kept her back pressed against him, sasuki began blushing when she felt him pressing against her backside. She tried to move away but he kept her in place.
"Could you please let go, I can feel you pressing against me" said sasuki with a blush
Naruto blushed to not even thinking about that but quickly the blush died down as he let go and watched sasuki turn around not even considering covering up.
"That was not funny" said sasuki with a pout crossing her arms which just pushed her breasts up.
"You are very beautiful, you know that right. Any man would give his right leg to be with you, so why are you being so bold and seeking me" asked naruto
"Why shouldn't I, is there something about you I don't know" said sasuki
"I am a cold blooded killer, I gut people and turn their corpses into puppets. I seek to one day turn my own father into a piece of my collection, and furthermore" whatever else naruto was going to say was cut off as sasuki tackled him to the floor and straddled him while pressing her lips to his.
What neither noticed until after the kiss was that sasuki was sitting naked on his manhood, this got a nosebleed from naruto and a blush from sasuki who tried getting up and slipped and came face to face with it.
Naruto was then met with unconsciousness from blood loss, while sasuki was trying to get out of the situation she was in.
Naruto woke a few minutes later oddly enough dressed and his minor things were packed.
Naruto shrugged and went into his workshop where he began sealing up all of his puppets and tools. Naruto then wondered where sasuki was but couldn't find her anywhere.
Sighing naruto sealed up all of his things and made his way to the hokage's office but along the way naruto continued practicing one of his skills that he was trying to enhance.
Suddenly fourty chakra strings were shooting out of his fingers and naruto attached them to the leaves around him, straitening them as well as sharpening them he flung them at a box that was following him not even worrying about the repercussions.
"Hey who do you think you are doing that to me, don't you know who I am, I am konohamaru sarutobi grandson of the third hokage" said konohamaru
"I am naruto uzumaki, son of sasori of the red sands and kushina uzumaki, student of oroshimaru and heir to all forms of alchemy and I don't give a fuck who you are" said naruto turning away and continuing on his way.
Konohamaru sat there for a few minutes with his friends moegi and udon staring too, konohamaru soon ran after him and demanding to be taught by him.
That was soon put to a stop by his instructor, ebisu.
"Trust me you don't want to be taught by this mongrel, his own mother didn't even want him and his father and sensei are both S class criminals. I am far better suited to teach you and am far more skilled" said ebisu
"Ebisu, no surname, chunin level speed, high chunin level strength, highest recorded mission C rank, highest level jutsu B rank, best skill strategizing, kage level knowledge, over all ebisu is not ranked to be jounin it is only because the sandaime valued knowledge so much that he was promoted to jounin and made his grandsons personal tutor. I am far above chunin level you insignificant insect and way better at theory and strategy, my I.Q. is higher and my skills are easily above yours, and as for my heritage, I may be a bastard but my lineage gives me a high pedigree to be a shinobi while you a no named fool expect to lecture me, please. So as said by a great man dry jock me" and with that naruto turned to leave intent on leaving ebisu there with his face red in anger when ebisu tried to attack only to freeze mid stride.
"Oh not enough confidence in your abilities to try and attack me head on, instead trying to get a sneak attack in on this mongrel, the very notion of me being overtaken by you is ridiculous. Truly if you want to try and fight me you will have to do a lot more training. Elite of the elite my ass, I doubt you were ever an anbu, now when I let you go this time you better not attack or else you will become my newest puppet even if you are useless you will make good cannon fodder" said naruto laying into ebisu for his attempt at defeating him
Ebisu for his part was beyond furious he couldn't believe that this boy was overtaking him, so with revenge in mind he decided to reveal some knowledge he was privy to.
"Whatever you say kyuubi brat, yeah I know about the beast sealed in you and I kknow you are that monster" said ebisu trying to piss off naruto
"How are considered so smart you fool, you calling me kyuubi is like calling a scroll with a kunai in it the kunai and trying to use it to kill someone, if this is their idea of kage level knowledge I must have god levels of knowledge. Now if you will stop wasting my time I have an A ranked mission to attend to, remember kids don't be like this fool. Train in techniques that aren't just jutsu and remember this never take the easy path, easy is for the weak. Take the paths that others are hesitant of taking and surpass the difficulties laid before you" and like that naruto walked off it wasn't until he was out of seeing range that ebisu was freed and he was not happy.
"Don't listen to that dirty little demon, he is only trying to corrupt you" said ebisu. It was at this point that some of the villagers were getting upset with ebisu and throwing things at him, they liked naruto he may act cold but he always helped anyone that needed it. To them saying naruto was a demon was like saying god was a myth.
Ebisu was now realizing that he was the only one that thought as much and it was only because he had been made a fool of by him.
With Naruto
Hokage's Office
Naruto had just arrived to see team seven standing there staring at him the reason why he was wearing a headband, naruto himself couldn't help but sweatdrop at this. Was it really that surprising that he would wear a headband.
"Here and reporting for duty minato" said naruto
"Good, naruto until the chunin exams you will be an additional member to team seven and any other team that needs, so you will be heading out with teams seven and eight to guard an actress" said minato with team eight walking in ready for the mission.
Immediately the eyes of team eight went to him and kurenai glared at naruto.
"Watch who you glare at, you never know when someone will take that as a challenge" said naruto with his fingers twitching.
"I am not worried about some genin hurting me" said kurenai
"Kurenai, naruto here possesses skills equivalent to that of a jounin and he is well rounded" said minato
"Kurenai Yuuhei, Konoha's Genjutsu mistress. Taijutsu Genin level, Stamina Chunin level, jutsu genin level, genjutsu kage level, physically inferior to most but shows exemplary use of genjutsu. Failed chunin exams three times, failed the academy twice, jounin sensei kushina uzumaki, Kurenai has almost no physical aptitude as a shinobi but we feel her genjutsu capabilities can't be wasted. We also believe that upon reaching jounin level she will increase her physical capabilities although we were hesitant after her failure with the kurama heiress but we will be testing her competence as a teacher by giving her a team of genin, if failed she will be demoted back to chunin and if she cannot bring her capabilities up to the sufficient level she will be dropped to genin. Very interesting twice today I have dropped people down to the appropriate level and both have tried lashing out, ebisu tried to do it physically but you tried a genjutsu, sorry to tell you this but I can't be affected by your pathetic level of illusion." Said naruto with a mocking tone
"Naruto how did you know all of that, those were highly classified files" asked minato
"I am quite the sneaky bastard and it is quite hard to notice my ingenious little puppets, the Spy beetles. They are made in homage to the amazing abilities and usefulness of bugs and their like, after all who suspect a fly of spying. I can really thank the aburame for this though after all they gave me the idea." Said naruto getting a raised eye from the aburame heiress
"Also you say highly classified but it is in every bingo book recently printed in the last three years, not exactly the biggest secret" said naruto just making kurenai even more angry.
"Enough, hokage-sama I believe my team is more than capable enough with team seven. We don't need this boy and his skills to help us" said kurenai
"And that is where you wrong, at the moment the only spy mater better than me in konoha is jaraiya, and that is where I come in. It also doesn't hurt that I have better battle applications than you." Said naruto giving a patronizing smile
"You know what this has brought an issue to my attention, our forces don't seem to be getting along that well so I will be sending team ten as well so the next generation can bond better" said minato sending for team ten.
Few minutes later team ten arrived.
"Oh hey naruto, never got to thank for that help a while back, if not for you we would have been goners for sure" said asuma
"Anytime monkey man" said naruto getting asuma to chuckle
"You just keep to your dolls" said asuma getting naruto to chuckle
"So what you been up to since then" asked naruto
"Well as you can see I got a team this year, meet Shika Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Choji akimichi" said asuma
"The only one that seems not troublesome is the nara" said naruto getting a slightly more awake look from shika and an angry look from choji and ino.
"Now that everyone is here you will all be taking a mission to protect an actress be at the east gate in two hours" said minato dismissing them
The moment naruto was out of the hokage's office kurenai tried to slap him.
"What was that, you just humiliated me in front of my genin" said kurenai angrily
"Yeah well you tried to humiliate me, I returned the favor and succeeded. The lesson here is shut up and watch yourself, now if you excuse me I have places to be" said naruto walking off leaving a fuming kurenai.
As naruto was walking away he was being followed seven individuals.
It wasn't until he was frozen in placed that he smirked.
"About time you revealed yourselves, so what do you want ladies, shouldn't you be preparing for the mission" said naruto
"Well I wanted to see if you were alright" said sasuki
"I wanted to hang out for a little bit" said mito
"I wanted your body" said saia
"I wanted to find out more about someone who didn't think I was troublesome" said shika with a small bit of pink dusting her cheeks
"I was interested in your knowledge of insects and other arthropods" said shina
"You just interest me" came hinata's arrogant tone
"You smell like an alpha" said kira
"Well I am doing quite fine now sasuki" said naruto as he went up to kiss her only to be met with a fist that knocked him to the ground
"Why did you do that" said naruto in an oddly calm tone
"What the hell do you think you were doing" asked sasuki
"I was going to kiss you like yesterday and this morning" said naruto
"What the hell are you talking about" said sasuki trying to act as if nothing happened
"Very well, then stay off my property. Zabuza will be informed of this new rule and will attack on sight" said naruto before he speed off leaving the girls in their spots.
Naruto on the other hand felt a deep pain within his chest, he speed off to his shack and gathered all of sasuki's things and put them in her suit case and had haku take them to the uchiha compound.
He gathered some puppet materials and his tools and sealed them all up and then informed zabuza of the new order.
"Yes, leader-sama" said zabuza
Naruto then then felt the pain in his chest again this time though it made him trip and he cut himself.
Naruto then focused on it and watched in awe as it slowly started to move but when he tried to make it move actively it fell to the ground.
Naruto began pondering how it began moving from the beginning, it the lead him to thinking about the human body and its components.
That was when it struck him, there were water alchemist that could control in a manner he wanted to and there were alchemists that could control iron particles in a similar manner.
If he could somehow use both alchemies at the same time then he would be fine but as it was he didn't have the knowledge of anyone that had done that.
Sighing he couldn't help but think of how sasuki had just treated him, he couldn't believe after everything she did she just tossed him away like that, he for all the knowledge available to him couldn't figure out why someone would act like that.
He decided that he should just listen to truth if she didn't like him then she wasn't worth his time.
Naruto stood up he had been pondering long enough it was almost time for him to be at the gate, getting up he transmuted a motorcycle for the second time in his life and he had to say this one looked better and more sleek. Hopping on and revving it up a few times he speed off towards the gate.
East Gate
Naruto arrived at the gate getting curious looks from all present but he was the one that asked a question.
"Why is the client knocked out" asked naruto getting a few nervous looks from the genin
"You know what don't worry about it" said naruto as he revved the engine again
"Lets go" said naruto about to take off
"Wait naruto, what is that thing" asked kakashi
"This is invention, I call it the motorcycle. I made it to where it can go above chunin level speeds but for now that is its limits" said naruto getting some appraising looks from the jouni until kurenai spoke up.
"Is that because you can't go that fast" said kurenai tauntingly
Her theory was proven wrong when they turned to kurenai only to see naruto behind her with a blade to her throat.
"Faster you bitch, as I said earlier keep your mouth shut if you don't know what your talking about. Otherwise you make you and everyone associated with look foolish" with that naruto walked back to his motorcycle and deconstructed it using alchemy
"What did you just do" demanded kurenai
"A little something called none your damn business" said naruto before he slammed his hands on the ground and transmuted a car
"And what is this thing" asked kakashi
"A car" said naruto
"Are we to get in that thing" asked kurenai
"Not you but the genin and civilians yes, it will allow us to move faster than regular" said naruto starting it up
"Get in so I can hurry up and get back to my thoughts" said naruto
The gening piled in with shika getting in the front seat with naruto this got sasuki to start glaring at the girl. Naruto saw this but ignored it and began driving as fast as the car would go.
This made several of the genin lurch backwards but shika began looking car sick.
"You can lay down in my lap, it will help the sickness" said naruto and let shika lay down on him.
"This is better and your very warm" said shika blushing very clearly as she went to sleep
It was a few hours later but they made it the ship rather quickly.
All the genin got up except for naruto and shika who was still sleeping and wouldn't wake up.
Sighing naruto picked her up and put her on his back then after exiting the vehicle he deconstructed it but he never put shika down.
He carried her onto the ship and laid her down gently in one of the rooms on the ship, he stared at her and mildly noticed how beautiful she looked when she pretended she was sleeping.
"So did you enjoy yourself" asked naruto letting her know he knew she was awake
"Very much so, now that we are alone though I can ask my question. What exactly did you mean by I wasn't troublesome" asked shika with a blush
"I meant I thought you were attractive, and maybe someone I could just hang out with" said naruto before getting up and heading out of the room
In the hallway though he was met with an irate sasuki, he didn't even car though and walked right passed her and continued on his way.
This left sasuki in shock for a few seconds before she chased after him demanding an answer.
"What the hell, don't ignore me" said sasuki stopping naruto
"Why not, you just made it clear that everything that happened in the past twenty four hours didn't mean anything so why shouldn't I ignore you. After all its not like we are friends" said naruto getting a look of realization from sasuki
"Naruto that was just an act so no one would find out about that, I didn't mean any of that" said sasuki trying to hug naruto but she failed when he moved away.
"Don't act like that makes everything okay, it is not okay. You made me very happy yesterday and I was happy this morning when I found you next to me but then you go and start acting like none of that happened because we were in front of your old classmates. That is not something I want to deal with so step off and let me be" said naruto walking away leaving a teary eyed sasuki
"Naruto really I am sorry, I don't know what came over me. I just got embarrassed I promise it won't happen again" said sasuki
"Fine but leave me be for a while" said naruto finally going above deck
"Wow, who knew that sasuki uchiha the great brooder of our class was so heartless, he seems nice though and he is quite the attractive type, maybe I will take him for myself" said shika walking out of the room she was placed in surprising sasuki
"Back off nara he is mine" said sasuki
"That isn't what you said earlier" said shika
"Just stay away from him, I am going to fix this and he will only look at me" said sasuki
"You know he is the last male uzumaki in the village, he is going to be put in the CRA and you can't stop that. You wont be the only woman in his heart" said shika
"But I can make him love me the most" said sasuki going up to the deck
When she got up there she saw naruto being surrounded by bugs and being carried over to shina.
With naruto
"How may I help you" asked naruto as he hung upside down and face to face with shina
"I want you to be my boyfriend, why, because you aren't creeped out by bugs and you understand their usefulness and what makes them so fascinating. So will you be my boyfriend" asked shina with a monotone but you could see a bit of pink dusting her cheeks
"I don't know, I am willing to give it a shot but it is better to get to know one another first" said naruto
"Good then, let us get to know one another" said shina crashing her lips into his
"Hey watch it bitch he is mine" yelled sasuki charging in
Shina gave smirk, yes that's right a smirk.
"But he will soon be mine, and then we can do so many naughty things that is if he is acceptable as a mate" said shina
She was then tackled to the ground by kira.
"Oh no you don't do you know how hard it is to find someone that smells so strongly of an alpha, he is mine and we will have many pups" said kira proudly
She was then knocked out by hinata
"He will make a fine house husband, he can use those dolls of his to entertain the children" said hinata before there was a spike in chakra
"Bite me bitch" said naruto still upside down and glaring daggers at hinata for calling his puppets dolls
"Only because you asked" said hinata walking to naruto and kissing him before nibbling on his bottom lip.
Hinata then leaned and whispered huskily into his ear.
"The hyuuga have a little known secret, we are quite the perverts. So if you ever need to relieve some stress you know who to find" said hinata before walking away
"Trust me when I say I am better" came saia's voice from behind
"Shut it you hentai drawing bitch, it is his obligation to repopulate the uzumaki clan so he must become my husband" said mito
Naruto for his part had escaped after hinata and went back below deck never noticing he was followed by said hyuuga.
Naruto was just too stressed by the whole situation with sasuki now he had all these girls that suddenly wanted him, it was too much to handle.
He went to the showers so he could clear his thoughts, he had been so stressed he even let down his guard just so he could relax. So he never noticed a lavender eyed heiress walk in in behind him but he found out when he opened his eyes and saw her kneeled in front of him.
"You already looked quite stressed so let me help you with this" said hinata grabbing a hold of his manhood and stroking.
It wasn't long until he got stiff and hinata took him into her mouth, she slowly twirled her tongue around the head before she started to slowly bob her head up and down getting a groan out of naruto.
He couldn't help himself and grabbed the back of her head and pulled her head to his hips making hinata gag on his member, he began to thrust in and out of her throat until he shot his load in her mouth.
Hinata coughed a bit but then smiled.
"It seems I am not the only pervert around here, but that was only a taste of what I can give you. If you want the full course then come and find me later" said hinata as she walked out
Naruto on the other hand had to admit that he felt a lot more relaxed now and he could think clearer, it was while he was thinking that he realized how he could use to different alchemies.
He could focus them each into one hand like with an elemental bloodline.
Trying his luck at it he was happy to see it forming perfectly into a mini spear and shooting.
He grinned as he was suddenly pulled into his mindscape.
"So you did it finally, who would have thought the answer was so simple but then again they didn't have anything to compare it to but I guess you have earned your title and the position, prepare for pain" said truth naruto as he zoomed into naruto as they began to fuse even their personalities fused.
When naruto woke up he was surrounded by the jounin and the genin.
"Why are you all here" asked naruto his now golden eyes being the first thing noticed by the jounin
"Are you truth or naruto" asked kakashi
"It is me you one eyed idiot" said naruto with a bit of humor
"That doesn't sound like something naruto would say" said kakashi
"Fool I have fused with truth me and him are one and the same now and if you want proof watch this" said naruto as he formed a kunai from nothing
"That is quite amazing what did you do to pass" asked kakashi
"Secret scarecrow" said naruto
Hinata leaved in and whispered to naruto.
"It seems someone may need to be rewarded" she bit his ear lightly
Naruto nodded and gained a kiss on the cheek.
This got glares from the other girls.
Everything was interrupted when the ship began to shake violently.
"Oh my some new puppets maybe" said naruto entering his new fighting mode
"I must get them while they are fresh" said naruto going through the deck of the boat and unsealing the thugs from the bridge he ahd turned into puppets. Now lets put on a show" said naruto as his puppets went and made first contact with the weird people wearing an armor of some sort.
The big guy charged in first and tried smacking one of the puppets he succeeded but was stabbed through the back of the neck by another and fell to the ground dead but naruto quickly ran in and sealed the body.
The puppets then started going after the pink haired girl who flying about swooping in and destroying the puppets left and right but the final time she swooped in her body froze and she was stabbed repeatedly by several puppets.
The final one seeing he was outmatched when the jounin ran out onto deck flew away.
Naruto walked forward and sealed up the pink haired girls body, naruto stared at the destroyed puppet pieces and raised his hand and snapped his fingers destroying all traces of the puppets.
Walking back on board he was met with some skeptical looks and looks of amazement and lust in hinata's case.
"What happened out here and how many puppets did you lose" asked kakashi
"Almost all of the cannon fodder puppets but I got two useful one in return" said naruto
"What do you mean you got two useful ones" asked kurenai
"I make my fallen enemies into puppets naturally, shouldn't let such good materials go to waste" said naruto as he went away from the jounin and immediately began unsealing tables and tools and other things he would need to make his puppets.
The genin watched and soon became green along with kurenai who started throwing up at watching someone get gutted.
It was a few hours later that he finished and began practicing with the puppets he had created.
He started out with his two newest so he could figure out what all they could do, much to kurenai's disgust, then he practiced with zabuza and haku, and then the ten.
The girls were amazed at his collection so far and only feared how much it would grow over the years.
It was after naruto had finished that he was encountered by sasuki.
"You are sleeping with me tonight, and don't even think about going with hinata, I know what she did and I won't let that happen again" said sasuki grabbing naruto by the arm and leading him to her room.
The next day they began their journey on foot, koyuki kept trying to run away only to be caught by naruto's puppet made in homage to orochimaru.
The train was completely destroyed but koyuki got captured only for her uncle to meet his fastest puppet flash and fall at its hands then he was sealed up and the same man from earlier was taken out by the wolf puppet and he too became part of the collection.
The mission ended with a success and koyuki took over the newly named spring country and thanked naruto profusely by promising to send him any new technology that would help improve his puppets for free.
To naruto the mission had been a success, he might have a harem, he got some new puppets that were useful, and he got a blowjob. Yes he was quite the happy camper and his happiness only increased when he found out about the chunin exams happening the same week they got back yes he was quite happy.
Soon the exams would be filled with nothing but puppets.