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Chapter Three: Shop! Shop! Shop!

"Mom! I'm home!" Kagome shouted into the house as she opens the door. "And I brought some friends from the past to visit. Is that ok?"

"Of course, honey. They can stay as long as they want." Ai (A/N remember, it's the name I gave to Kagome's mom) shouted from the kitchen.

Kagome opened the door wide as everyone walked into the living room. Shippo bounced onto Kagome's shoulder as he entered the room. Kagome had told them of many things about the future, such as T.V., so they knew how everything ran. Kagome entered and walked into the living room, seeing that Sango was sitting on the couch with Miroku, and Inuyasha was on the floor playing with Buyo.

Kagome sighed and walked in front of the T.V. She cleared her voice to get everyone's attention. "Okay. I think you all know what we are here for?"

Kagome saw everyone nodded before continuing, "Well, I have everything planned out. Today we-"

Ai walks into the living room with a trade of tea and fresh bake cookies. "Oh, sorry. Am I'm interrupting something?"

Kagome sighed, "Yes mom, now would you mind giving us some privacy?"

Ai began to walk away when... "Wait. The tea and cookies would be nice." Kagome's said. Ai smiled and set the trade down, walking quietly out the room.

"Wha, chocolate chips!" Shippo squeaked and quickly climbed down Kagome's shoulder. Grabbing one, he plops himself next to Sango and began to shove it down his mouth. Sango and Miroku each took a cup of tea and began to slip it quietly. Inuyasha, having abandoned Buyo, had a bite of a cookie too.

"Anyway, as I was saying before," Kagome began again. "We are going to enter the beauty pageant. Don't worry though I have everything planned out. Today we'll go to the mall and shop for something to wear and tomorrow, we'll have to test out how everyone's going to look."

Kagome look around to see everyone's reaction. Inuyasha and Shippo were fighting over the last cookie. Sango had this far off look in her face, like she was planning something. Miroku's hand was edging closer to Sango's butt. To say Kagome was mad was an under statement. It took her forever to plan out everything, and even though the plan looked simple, she had to plan out exactly what time everything was going to happen. You could see veins popping out of Kagome's skin.

"HEY, IT'S MINES TWERP!" Inuyasha yelled at Shippo, grabbing the cookie out of Shippo's little hand and dangle it up in the air, too high for Shippo to reach.

"Inuyasha." Kagome said calmly, too calmly. It sent shivers down his spine. Even Miroku's hand stopped in it's way onto Sango's butt. "SIT!" Soon Inuyasha's face meets the hard floor, making it dense.

Kagome walked back into her room, thinking how she was going to get Inuyasha back. The beauty pageant was the perfect opportunity. Kagome unconsciously smiled.

Downstairs, Inuyasha felt a cold breeze blowing past him, even though the door was closed. It made him shiver like a frighten puppy, curing up in a small ball, trying to get some warmth.

A while later

"Alright, everybody!" Kagome shouted with the energy that even Shippo couldn't beat. "Let's go SHOPPING!"

The gang was all in the front of the biggest mall they had ever seem (well... it's the only mall they have ever seem). Sango was dress in a red tank top and a pair of hip hugging jeans from Kagome, her hair up in their usually ponytail.

Miroku and Inuyasha were wearing some of Kagome's father's old clothes, a t-shirt and a pair of jeans. Their shirt is pretty much the same except that Inuyasha's was red while Miroku's was purple. And of course Inuyasha has his hat on to hide his kawaii little ears! Kagome had somehow convinced them that they didn't need to bring weapons with them.

Shippo was wearing some of Souta's old clothes, a tee shirt that says, "I'm Innocent!" in the front. He also wore baggy pants with a lot of pockets, and his hair up in his usual tiny ponytail. Kagome enchanted a concealing spell on him so he will look more human. Shippo still kept his red hair and those adorable big green eyes, only now, his hands and feet look more human.

Kagome wore a white button up shirt with a pink skirt that give her a very cute and innocence look.

"Umm... Kagome... I don't think this outfit really fits me," Sango said, not liking how much skin the outfit showed.

"What are you talking about? You look great!" Kagome reassured her while walking ahead.

"She's right, you look stunning," Miroku complimented.

"Thanks, Houshi-sama." Sango said, but then suddenly felt something on her butt. Spinning around with speed that has been mastered after 2 years of slapping, and slapped Miroku. The yell of "HENTAI!" could've be heard throughout the whole mall.

A flaming Sango stomp into the mall, while Miroku laid on the floor, his body twitching every now and then. A big red hand mark had appeared on Miroku's face, causing some people to stop to see what's going on.

Inuyasha sighed, "How many times was that one?"

"594." Shippo replied.

"When will he ever learn?"

The rest of the day was spent shopping. At first Sango just followed around, not knowing what to do. But soon she caught on, and enjoyed herself with going though shop after shop, leaving the boys to carry whatever they brought.

Going through many shops, disappointed with not seeing anything they had liked. Kagome suddenly stopped at in front of a huge make-up shop, quickly walking in, with the gang following behind her. The shop was filled with all sorts of perfumes, make-up, hair products and many other things. Inuyasha had to stay outside because all the scent almost made him faint.

Kagome explain how each things work to Sango, and soon those two were digging through the mountains of perfumes. Shippo and Miroku who didn't know what to do but to just stay outside along with Inuyasha. After what seems like forever, the two girls came out with bags of the things they brought. They handed the things over to the Miroku and Inuyasha who carried them unwillingly.

"Damn, Kagome! What did you buy!" Inuyasha shouted.

Kagome and Sango look at each other and giggled. "You'll have to wait and find out." Kagome replied with an evil glint in her eyes.

"Is it just me, or is Kagome Okaa-san looks a lot like Naraku?" Shippo asked.

"Nope, it isn't just you." Inuyasha answered, shivering, as he seemed to be doing a lot of those lately.

The gang's next stop was at a clothing store that sold only girl's clothes. The guys (not including Miroku, he is MORE than willing to go inside) didn't want to go in, but Sango and Kagome dragged them inside. The guys were sitting on the bench while the girls shopped. After a while, Inuyasha noticed that Sango and Kagome kept looking their way, in Sango's hand was an outfit. Sango would whisper something to Kagome, so quietly that even Inuyasha's doggie ears couldn't pick up, and Kagome would shake her head, and they would go back to looking for other outfits. Inuyasha didn't know what they were doing, and didn't want to think about it- thinking hurt.

Finally, the girls were done. The gang walked out of the store with even more bags than before. They later went to others shops and finally, Shippo mentioned that he was hungry, so they went to get something to eat. By then, Miroku and Inuyasha's were carrying so much bags that they can hardly walk, and even Shippo is carrying something!

They walked into the food court, all sitting down while Kagome went to get something to eat.

Soon Kagome came back, with tons of different kinds of food for the hungry pack. There were 5 large sodas, and 5 medium fries, burgers and hot dogs. Shippo, Sango and Kagome ate the burgers while Inuyasha and Miroku ate the hot dogs.

"These are very good," Miroku said, "What are they called?"

"Oh, those are hot dogs." Kagome answered while biting down on her cheeseburger.

Inuyasha suddenly turned pale and dropped the half eaten hot dog. "You... you..YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN YOUR ERA ATE DOGS!" Inuyasha yelled.

Kagome stared at him, and suddenly began to laugh. "Don't worry Inuyasha, hot dogs aren't made of dogs, they're made from pork, they just call them hot dogs."

Inuyasha sighed and happily went back to eating the hot dog- until he realized he had dropped hot dog on the floor.

After they had eaten, they visited a few more shops and finally decide to head home. Inuyasha and Miroku were thanking every god they knew for the day to be finally over. What they didn't know was that their nightmare had only just begun.

Recommended Story - Past and Modern Adventure

Rated - PG-13

Pairing – Hiei/Kagome

Anime – Yu Yu Hakusho

Reviews: Every review has been treasured and loved.

wintersbloodtear- Thanks for reviewing again! Sorry for the late update. I really don't know what to say... Hope you keep supporting this story.

Dragon Keeper Erishla- I thank you for reviewing too. Sorry that the yyh hasn't appear yet. Don't worry, I promise they'll be here in the next chapter along with some other characters! -hint hint-

SnowAngelYuki- yep, couldn't agree with you more. Life does suck! Sorry for the late update.

kagome of the western lands- Thanks for the review, and I'm glad you like it! Sorry for the long wait. Hopefully the next one will be out soon.

Cheese Nips From Kraft- Don't worry, Hiei will be back the next chapter. I'm glad that you think this will be funny; because that's what this story is suppose to be.

Mizuiro: Well I'm too tired to keep writing. I just found out that the specialized high school didn't accept me. Waaaa Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Yusuke: Shit up wench! Its only school! I don't know why you even go there. You should be more like me and just ditch the thing!

Mizuiro: What, you think I like going to school? Well, I would rather watch paint dry then go to that damn place, but it decides my future so I have to go.

Yusuke: Whatever, you don't see me going there.

Door Opens, and Keiko walks in

Keiko: Where were you? You should be in school right now.

Yusuke: But Keiko!

Keiko: NO buts! Drags Yusuke out the room by his ears.

Mizuiro: sigh Well, good-bye. Anyway, please review!