Disclaimer: Me no own Fullmetal Alchemist or the Homunculi
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HEYYA ENVY!
omg...i just want to say that your the awesomest homunculi EVA!
ahem ok ok ok...
um...how do you feel about people calling you a palm tree? does it hurt
your feelings? does it make you want to run home crying to hoho papa?
From TitanLover
Dear TitanLover
Thanks, I suppose…
DO NOT call me a palm tree! If you substitute 'run home to papa' with 'pummel them senseless', then YES! I like my hair like this!
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Hello, Envy,
1)squirrel- squirrel squirrelsquirrel squirrel squirrelsquirrel
Squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrely squirrely squirrelsquirrel
Squirrelsquirrely squirrel CHEESE!
2) Is that a skirt? Or just an awesome pair of pants?
3) CHEESE!?
From Traitor Tatara
Dear Traitor Tatara
1) …
2) No comment.
3) … (confuzzled Envy)
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Dear Envy,
Can you kill Greed? I hate him. XD I think you're the best, and I hope
you accomplish all of your goals (like killing Hohenheim). Also, can you
kill anyone that calls you a girl/female/woman, and whoever calls you a
cross-dresser? I don't see why you don't right now. Anyways, have a
good day, all of you.
Sapphire Winged Angel
Dear Sapphire Winged Angel
I would kill Greed, but Elric already killed him for me, or if you're following the manga, our leader boiled him down in the finest oil. I intend to kill Hohenheim when I get the chance. And to all of you out there who accuse me of crossdressing, it's called SHAPESHIFTING! (whew, dodged that bullet…)
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Envy,
What is your gender? I know it sounds stupid but honestly I'm at a
loss on this one.
From Leia
Dear Leia
Why are you even asking? I mean, isn't it obvious?
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Dear Envy
i'd like to say firstly, you're my favourite homunculi, i admire you
(not in a fangirl way) and i clearly see you as a guy, you're awesome (hugs
him)
1. what'll you do after now that you killed Hohenheim and got your
revenge for abandoning you
2. do you have feelings for anyone? as in, do you love someone?
3. why do you wear a skort? there were other choices, why that? no
offence
4. will you and ed ever get along?
5. and if you kill Greed, can i torture him first?
Thanks (kisses him on the cheek)
From Sayuri
Dear Sayuri
Thank you, I guess… don't hug me.
Techincally, I didn't kill Hohenheim. He just impaled himself on my jaws. And I can't exactly do anything, since using me to pass to 'Shamballa' trapped me in the gate… very dark in here
I'll never tell!
I like these clothes, thank you!
…Most likely no.
Again, Elric already killed him. See 2 questions ago.
And don't kiss me either.
A second note to Sayuri-san
This the author speaking. I'd like to apologize quickly for Envy's reaction toward your feelings. Idiot.
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hi! sorry im hyper... yeah did you know that your my favorite fma
character ever? well you do now! .anyho! my friends have a few quistions too!!
1.from jess: what would you do if your hair turned pink, and you
couldn't change it at all even changing forms woulndt change it and you were stuck with pink hair??
2. from trin: would you ever kill a refridgerator? hehehe
3: from me!!: what would you do if someone random killed ed or
hohenheim (or hoho as i call him)??
SHIT i forgot my last question!
kay well... thats it I guess... ohohohohohohoo! i remembered my last
question! what would you do if someone randomly glomped you?
ok! im done, now i just have to get unhyper, i had mountain dew do you
like
mountain dew?? sorry , random in shutting up now bye! ur totaly
awesome!
From DemonRosette
Dear DemonRosette
O.O (Envy is confuzzled again, gets jumped by rabid fangirls)
1. …Well, I'd probably hunt down whoever turned it pink.
2. Noo…
3. I'd probably hunt them down and mercilessly slaughter them
4. I guess… You creep me out
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Well, that's it for now! Next chapter: Sloth! The bitch that was once Ed and Al's mom!