::::Disclaimer:::: You know the story. Don't own the show. But I do own
Kitty's Boutique. Or the one I made up in my mind anyway.If there is a real
Kitty's Boutique, I apologize for taking the name. Even though I am not
intending to plagiarize.
NOTE TIME: Thank you to all of my reviewers for reviewing! (Asuka: Duh! What else could they do? Asuka, shut up. You're really annoying me now.) Thank you to Icedragon541 for helping out with ideas, Anno and Gainax for creating the series, the creators of SD Gundam for creating the idea of fun size Gundams (even though it is the most evil show ever) and Toji for being my personal slave. Toji: She pays me a lot of money to do this! (It's actually fake Monopoly money.but he doesn't know that since I don't think they play Monopoly in Tokyo-3.)
Author's Rant: Please read and review and no flames! Firemen have lives too ya know, they can't be putting out fires every waking moment of their lives! Sorry if the characters go out of character. And I'm sorry if there's a story on Fanfiction.net like this one. I don't mean to plagiarize, I just didn't know it was out there. If I have random outbreaks of.er..hyperness and randomness.blame it on the sushi I had for lunch.
::::Neon Genesis Evanjelly:::Jelly Attack/The Truth About Plugsuits/Fun Size Eva:::
Shinji walked past his father without saying a single word to him. My dad, at Kitty's Boutique? What is the world coming to? Shinji thought to himself. But then, a sudden feeling of curiosity came over him. Maybe I'll just go in there for a moment. Just to "check it out."
Shinji stepped into the store. Everything was pink. Pink wallpaper. Pink carpet. Pink lights. Pink clothes racks. Pink cosmetics counters. The only thing that wasn't pink was the vanilla Shinji smelled in the air. "Ergh! This smell is making me sick!" Shinji said to himself. He attempted to hold his breath several times, in order to block out the offensive odor. But soon Shinji remembered something he had learned in science class; humans need to breathe in order to stay alive.
Shinji started breathing again and then caught sight of a thong display. "Ooooh.thongs," he smiled mischievously. "And they're pink with leopard print, too." Shinji came closer to the display, when he heard-
"BAKA! HENTAI! (some German words.as if it wasn't obvious enough a few seconds ago who this was)," somebody from behind yelled loudly into his left ear.
Shinji turned around to see the Second Child. "Oh, er, hi, Asuka. I was just, uh.looking at the display." Asuka's face was now the color of her plugsuit. In slow motion, Shinji saw a hand coming toward him. Right before everything went dark, he heard himself say, "Sorry, Asuka!"
"Wakie wakie, sleepy head," a voice said. Shinji opened his eyes. There was Gendo, smiling at him. Shinji screamed.
Gendo sighed. "I try to bond with him and he starts screaming as if somebody is running after him with a knife. Or a gun. Some kind of weapon."
Once Shinji had calmed down, he looked around and saw that he was in Gendo's office, with Asuka and Rei. "Finally, he woke up!" Asuka said. "I didn't hit him that hard!"
"Why did you hit Ikari?" Rei asked.
"He was at Kitty's Boutiqe and he was staring at the new pink thong display."
"The pink ones with leopard print?"
"Uh huh."
"Pervert."
"Look, I was shopping for my girlfriend!" Shinji exclaimed.
"Girlfriend? You? HA!" Asuka laughed. "Who would want to date you?"
"That's not it," Rei said. "He is saying that if he had a girlfriend,
he would buy her pink thongs with leopard print."
"EWWW! HENTAI!" A second later, Shinji had a red hand print on
his left cheek. He looked very pissed
"OH YEAH?! WELL WHO WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU, YOU GERMAN-"
"AHEM!" Everyone froze and looked at Gendo. "Now if you'll let
me talk.Ah yes. We have discovered an unidentified object in Tokyo-3's
sewer system."
"Is it a Jelly?" Asuka asked.
"Yes. And you, using the Evangelions, must attack it."
"But how will the Evas fit inside the sewer system?" Shinji
asked.
"That is where our new Evangelions step in. Children, I would
like you to meet," Gendo pressed a green button and a screen with an
image of Barney came down from the ceiling, ".whoops.wrong channel."
Gendo pressed another button and another image came on, "FUN SIZE
EVA!"
"Fun Size Eva?" the Pilots said.
"Fun Size Eva," Gendo said. "They are less than half the size of a regular Evangelion, but they will work exactly the same."
"Does that mean that.mine will eat.the Jelly?" Shinji whimpered.
"Possibly. But hey, at least it's something close to food. In a few minutes, you will be in your Fun Size Evas. You don't have to bother putting on the plugsuits today. They'll do nothing for you."
"But I thought they helped you synchronize with your Eva," Rei said.
"No. They do nothing for you."
"Then why do we wear them?" Shinji asked.
"To look hip and stylish. We don't want our Pilots dressed up like dorks, now do we?" The Pilots remained silent. "Now, go to your Evas."
They stood up and left. When Gendo was positive that nobody was around, he took off his right glove to reveal a hand with two painted nails and the rest.er..unpainted. "Now to finish that manicure!" Gendo giggled.
The three pilots walked to their Fun Size Evas. "Dr. Akagi, what are these?" Asuka asked, her eyes widening with fear. The Fun Size Evas were smiling.
"These are your 'Fun Size Evas'. You will use them in order to fight
the jellies," Ritsuko answered. "Anymore questions concerning the Evas?" Shinji raised his hand. "Yes?"
"What do you see in my father? Did you know he's a cross dresser?" he
asked.
"I said concerning the Evas, Shinji." Ritsuko glared. Gendo's a cross
dresser, eh? Well, he's not getting any love from me.
Shinji was entering the sewer. Man it stinks here! he thought. Asuka came after him and then Rei. The Pilots looked around. They didn't see any traces of evil radioactive jelly.
"Maybe they're outside, on top of us," Rei said.
"I don't think they are. We would have seen them. Plus Misato told us
to go to the sewer," Shinji said.
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to contact her now," said
Asuka.
"You won't reach her. Everyone is out," said Shinji.
"WHAT?! WE'RE STUCK HERE ALONE?!"
"Yup."
"WHY THOSE (a bunch of German swear words)!"
"I think I smell something," Rei said. "It smells like.strawberry
jelly."
"Strawberry jelly?! You're joking, right? I'm allergic to strawberry
jelly! It gives me really bad rash!"
"It's strawberry jelly alright."
"NO!!!!!!"
"Wait I see something!" exclaimed Shinji. Out of the dark came a giant red blob. "Everyone, get ready to fire!" The three Evas started shooting the red blob with the special peanut butter bullets Dr. Akagi and the deli down the street had made for them.
"DIE STRAWBERRY JELLY! DIE!!!!" Asuka exclaimed. Then she screamed. "AH!!!! OH MY GOD! I'M GETTING A RASH! Oh no, what will people think? Nobody would think I'm pretty anymore! Oh why me?!"
"Serves you right," Shinji mumbled.
"Eh? What was that?"
"The Jelly! It's advancing!" yelled Rei. The Evas started shooting again. After three shots, the Jelly stopped moving.
"It's dead?" Asuka asked herself. "It's dead?! It's dead! HURRAY! IT'S DEAD!" But then the rash on Asuka's arms started to spread up to her shoulders, to her neck, and then.to her face. She let out a bone-chilling scream.
That's all for now, and remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on what I ate for lunch. Today, it was sushi. But before I leave you, I need to ask a question: If you were to pair up Rei with somebody, would you pair her up with
1) Kaworu 2) A Mystery Person That I Will Choose For Her {Not Shinji}. Please tell me when you review. Thanks! ^_^
NOTE TIME: Thank you to all of my reviewers for reviewing! (Asuka: Duh! What else could they do? Asuka, shut up. You're really annoying me now.) Thank you to Icedragon541 for helping out with ideas, Anno and Gainax for creating the series, the creators of SD Gundam for creating the idea of fun size Gundams (even though it is the most evil show ever) and Toji for being my personal slave. Toji: She pays me a lot of money to do this! (It's actually fake Monopoly money.but he doesn't know that since I don't think they play Monopoly in Tokyo-3.)
Author's Rant: Please read and review and no flames! Firemen have lives too ya know, they can't be putting out fires every waking moment of their lives! Sorry if the characters go out of character. And I'm sorry if there's a story on Fanfiction.net like this one. I don't mean to plagiarize, I just didn't know it was out there. If I have random outbreaks of.er..hyperness and randomness.blame it on the sushi I had for lunch.
::::Neon Genesis Evanjelly:::Jelly Attack/The Truth About Plugsuits/Fun Size Eva:::
Shinji walked past his father without saying a single word to him. My dad, at Kitty's Boutique? What is the world coming to? Shinji thought to himself. But then, a sudden feeling of curiosity came over him. Maybe I'll just go in there for a moment. Just to "check it out."
Shinji stepped into the store. Everything was pink. Pink wallpaper. Pink carpet. Pink lights. Pink clothes racks. Pink cosmetics counters. The only thing that wasn't pink was the vanilla Shinji smelled in the air. "Ergh! This smell is making me sick!" Shinji said to himself. He attempted to hold his breath several times, in order to block out the offensive odor. But soon Shinji remembered something he had learned in science class; humans need to breathe in order to stay alive.
Shinji started breathing again and then caught sight of a thong display. "Ooooh.thongs," he smiled mischievously. "And they're pink with leopard print, too." Shinji came closer to the display, when he heard-
"BAKA! HENTAI! (some German words.as if it wasn't obvious enough a few seconds ago who this was)," somebody from behind yelled loudly into his left ear.
Shinji turned around to see the Second Child. "Oh, er, hi, Asuka. I was just, uh.looking at the display." Asuka's face was now the color of her plugsuit. In slow motion, Shinji saw a hand coming toward him. Right before everything went dark, he heard himself say, "Sorry, Asuka!"
"Wakie wakie, sleepy head," a voice said. Shinji opened his eyes. There was Gendo, smiling at him. Shinji screamed.
Gendo sighed. "I try to bond with him and he starts screaming as if somebody is running after him with a knife. Or a gun. Some kind of weapon."
Once Shinji had calmed down, he looked around and saw that he was in Gendo's office, with Asuka and Rei. "Finally, he woke up!" Asuka said. "I didn't hit him that hard!"
"Why did you hit Ikari?" Rei asked.
"He was at Kitty's Boutiqe and he was staring at the new pink thong display."
"The pink ones with leopard print?"
"Uh huh."
"Pervert."
"Look, I was shopping for my girlfriend!" Shinji exclaimed.
"Girlfriend? You? HA!" Asuka laughed. "Who would want to date you?"
"That's not it," Rei said. "He is saying that if he had a girlfriend,
he would buy her pink thongs with leopard print."
"EWWW! HENTAI!" A second later, Shinji had a red hand print on
his left cheek. He looked very pissed
"OH YEAH?! WELL WHO WOULD WANT TO DATE YOU, YOU GERMAN-"
"AHEM!" Everyone froze and looked at Gendo. "Now if you'll let
me talk.Ah yes. We have discovered an unidentified object in Tokyo-3's
sewer system."
"Is it a Jelly?" Asuka asked.
"Yes. And you, using the Evangelions, must attack it."
"But how will the Evas fit inside the sewer system?" Shinji
asked.
"That is where our new Evangelions step in. Children, I would
like you to meet," Gendo pressed a green button and a screen with an
image of Barney came down from the ceiling, ".whoops.wrong channel."
Gendo pressed another button and another image came on, "FUN SIZE
EVA!"
"Fun Size Eva?" the Pilots said.
"Fun Size Eva," Gendo said. "They are less than half the size of a regular Evangelion, but they will work exactly the same."
"Does that mean that.mine will eat.the Jelly?" Shinji whimpered.
"Possibly. But hey, at least it's something close to food. In a few minutes, you will be in your Fun Size Evas. You don't have to bother putting on the plugsuits today. They'll do nothing for you."
"But I thought they helped you synchronize with your Eva," Rei said.
"No. They do nothing for you."
"Then why do we wear them?" Shinji asked.
"To look hip and stylish. We don't want our Pilots dressed up like dorks, now do we?" The Pilots remained silent. "Now, go to your Evas."
They stood up and left. When Gendo was positive that nobody was around, he took off his right glove to reveal a hand with two painted nails and the rest.er..unpainted. "Now to finish that manicure!" Gendo giggled.
The three pilots walked to their Fun Size Evas. "Dr. Akagi, what are these?" Asuka asked, her eyes widening with fear. The Fun Size Evas were smiling.
"These are your 'Fun Size Evas'. You will use them in order to fight
the jellies," Ritsuko answered. "Anymore questions concerning the Evas?" Shinji raised his hand. "Yes?"
"What do you see in my father? Did you know he's a cross dresser?" he
asked.
"I said concerning the Evas, Shinji." Ritsuko glared. Gendo's a cross
dresser, eh? Well, he's not getting any love from me.
Shinji was entering the sewer. Man it stinks here! he thought. Asuka came after him and then Rei. The Pilots looked around. They didn't see any traces of evil radioactive jelly.
"Maybe they're outside, on top of us," Rei said.
"I don't think they are. We would have seen them. Plus Misato told us
to go to the sewer," Shinji said.
"I don't know about you, but I'm going to contact her now," said
Asuka.
"You won't reach her. Everyone is out," said Shinji.
"WHAT?! WE'RE STUCK HERE ALONE?!"
"Yup."
"WHY THOSE (a bunch of German swear words)!"
"I think I smell something," Rei said. "It smells like.strawberry
jelly."
"Strawberry jelly?! You're joking, right? I'm allergic to strawberry
jelly! It gives me really bad rash!"
"It's strawberry jelly alright."
"NO!!!!!!"
"Wait I see something!" exclaimed Shinji. Out of the dark came a giant red blob. "Everyone, get ready to fire!" The three Evas started shooting the red blob with the special peanut butter bullets Dr. Akagi and the deli down the street had made for them.
"DIE STRAWBERRY JELLY! DIE!!!!" Asuka exclaimed. Then she screamed. "AH!!!! OH MY GOD! I'M GETTING A RASH! Oh no, what will people think? Nobody would think I'm pretty anymore! Oh why me?!"
"Serves you right," Shinji mumbled.
"Eh? What was that?"
"The Jelly! It's advancing!" yelled Rei. The Evas started shooting again. After three shots, the Jelly stopped moving.
"It's dead?" Asuka asked herself. "It's dead?! It's dead! HURRAY! IT'S DEAD!" But then the rash on Asuka's arms started to spread up to her shoulders, to her neck, and then.to her face. She let out a bone-chilling scream.
That's all for now, and remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on what I ate for lunch. Today, it was sushi. But before I leave you, I need to ask a question: If you were to pair up Rei with somebody, would you pair her up with
1) Kaworu 2) A Mystery Person That I Will Choose For Her {Not Shinji}. Please tell me when you review. Thanks! ^_^