We Are Not A Mused
A multiverse anime fanfic, by Kouhikouryuu (meaning: Queen Rain Dragon).
Again...
*________* = Actions and Narratives
{{______}} = Thoughts
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KK: *sigh* We've hit a snag. Always on my evaluations it will say, "Does not work well in groups." Don't get me wrong; Niki-san is a blast. Other than my boyfriend, he's the closest writer and one of the closest people to me. But like I said. "DOES NOT WORK WELL IN GROUPS."
*She makes a quiet entrance into a Shinto shrine, where a priest (who looks suspiciously like the muse met earlier save for missing cat ears, tail, and paws) meditates along with his laptop. Both are levitating off the ground for some reason...*
KK: {{The thing about Niki-san. The classic anime Wise Ancient type. Perversion and all. Not that I mind. He knows better around me. I think.}} Great Niki. Tis Kouhikouryuu. I ask for your help.
NS: *without turning around* Sister. You almost never come to visit anymore.
KK: {{Oh yeah. He's also my brother in law. Don't ask.}} I DO TOO! I came just last week. But you were gone. Out channeling something curvy, no doubt. :p
NS: *his eyes open and the laptop plops down on a pillow* She wasn't curvy. She was evil and had to be destroyed. :p Okay, maybe a little bit curvy. *he gives a deep, naughty growl*
KK: Lame, brother. But I like you. Which is why I need to run something past you.
NS: I'm listening. *a teapot across the room pours itself into two cups* Tea? It's decaf the way you like it... ^_^
KK: Ooh! Arigato gozaimasu. *the cup floats into her hands and she takes a sip* I need a fic.
NS: A fic? Of what?
KK: I don't know! Anything! Here's the thing. I'm looking for my muse, and-
NS: Dangerous territory, sister... *he sips his tea* Since you came into my thoughts earlier, I assume you had a meeting with my muse, Niki-chan...?
KK: Well, yes...
NS: And what happened?
KK: He hit on me. -_-
NS: Oh... uh... besides that. ^_^;
KK: For me to find my muse, he has to meet 'it', and for that to happen, I have to work with you.
NS: ...*sip*... You realize that you can't just take over like you usually do.
KK: Only because you let me.
NS: But you're good, Kouhi. You should get published more often.
KK: Yeah right. Anyway, care to toss your staff into the ring?
NS: Hmm... No. *Niki-san sips his tea and starts back to writing, which consists of the work typing itself while he conducts and meditates.*
KK: NANI!??! Why?!
NS: Because, We'd both have to hold back our true levels and inclinations of creativity. And a work is just not good if you have to hold back.
KK: *whine* ... You get to do two "scenes". TWO!
NS: But it wouldn't fit with your highly 'inspirational' nature.
KK: Uh... uhhh....hmmm.... {{THINK, STUPID, THINK!}} ... We'll just have to learn to work on neutral ground. No magic, no angels, no citrus, no...b-b...
NS: No.....
KK: *whimper* N-n-noo... b--b-b-bishies. *chokes back her sobbing*
*The laptop shudders and Niki-chan appears, typing on it.*
NC: Suck all the fun out of it, why don't you!? *his little claws click over the keys*
NS: We're writing for anime. What does that leave, Kouhi? ¬_¬
KK: Plenty!
NS/NC: Like....?
KK: Uhmm.... *something clicks in the back of her mind*....Mecha!
NC: *stifles a snicker then sobers up quick* Do we look like the type that deal with big robots?
KK: No... v_v
NS: Let's take a trip, sister. Get our creative juices going. *he rises up and does some stretches, then grabs his staff from the corner and taps it on the floor*
KK: *turns into a chibi* FIEWLD TWIP! YAY! *she runs around Niki-san and -chan a couple times*
NS: Don't do that, Kouhikouryuu. Remember Niki-chan....
*Niki-chan makes a strange "meowwrr" noise and stares at Kouhi with lust*
NC: *gurgle* Mmmm... Chibi... *purrr!!!*
KK: *squeak!* O_O *turns back to normal* So, where are we going?
NC: Aww... Somewhere with bishoujo, I hope.
NS: Through the Anime Universe (AU). A couple of shows that show promise. ^_^
KK: Remember, we have to go to shows I've seen.
NS: That narrows the list a bit.
NC: Is it too late to back out?
KK: Yes.
NS: Be kind to sister.
KK: Especially since I have to be nice to you.
NS: Common courtesy. Gotta' love it.
*Niki-san twirls the staff and Magical Priest Effects (MPE) ensue; all disappear*