Hello, I am , thank you for reading, this is my first fanfiction so I hope we will get along, I share this account with my sibling so don't be surprised if our writing styles differ.
entry # 3
the most annoying situations always seem to happen when people are asleep, don't they, huh.
Aria told Genkishi and I that we looked too much like twins (not my fault I'm short) and so while a little bit tipsy, decided to knock me out using chloroform. Unfortunately, the hair dye was mixed up with bleach, and so instead of dying my hair, it bleached it white. Needless to say, I freaked when I woke up, and as Yuni refers to it, "blew up". Now, I'm writing this journal entry while Yuni is braiding the cosmos that she picked from the flower garden into my slowly growing hair, although my initial reaction might have been counted as over-reacting, my hair doesn't actually look too bad. (Considering Aria asked if I wanted to cut off all my hair and leave me bald)
Anyway, today, Vongola Nono allowed Yuni run up to him and give him a hug while at the Vongola manor, it was so adorable the way she said grandpa, and how Iemitsu, the CEDEF leader of the Vongola was fuming at the top. (What a jerk, I'm told he has a wife and a kid back in Japan and never goes to visit them) going on with that thought, the Arcobaleno, Reborn has been sent to train Iemistu's kid, Sawada Tsunayoshi, sounds a bit too much like Tuna, but otherwise, I hear that Reborn's training is nothing cut short from hell. I'm really worried about the Tsuna kid because when Dino-or Bucking Bronco now, was a kid, he was a lot more sturdy than what the scruffy teenager in the photograph Iemitsu showed me earlier.
Ow-No, Yuni, don't try to stick the rose roots into my head sweetie, they aren't going to grow there. On the subject of plants, I think the gardener is going to have a heart attack when he sees how many flower bushes without heads there are. Yuni, as I mentioned earlier, is really just too adorable to get punished (no, Genkishi, she is not a little demon sent from hell to punish you, you knocked over her mud-pies, that is a perfect reason for her to fill your shoes with jam) Even when Ganma found boiled worms in his pasta instead of actual pasta noodles. (Ganma promptly fainted when he took a closer look, I had a field day showing the pictures via email to Aria, who's currently in China meeting up with Fon) Ganma gave up his grumpiness because of the puppy-dog-eyes attack from Yuni (after he woke up)
About the training again, Yuni barged into the training field one day (no Yuni, I'm not mad at you) and nearly got crushed by Nozaru being thrown into a wall (courtesy of me) before I had to pull her out with strings, Yuni promptly scolded me for sparring with Nozaru too roughly, and pinched my cheek (no Genkishi, just making this clear, I am not whipped by Yuni.)
To make it clearer about the strings that I use in-case I change my fighting style later in the years, they're actually more like ribbon, and made of silk, and are woven in a way that the pressure is spread evenly without danger of cutting into someone's skin when pressed. My weapons are more mid-range to close range, so by wrapping the string/ribbon ends on the tips of a staff, I can control the ebb and flow of the strings. (Vongola Varia are just plain copycats, though I have to give credit to Belphagor for combining knives with strings) Also, they're are great for training another person's skills because I can just manage the strings like a only problem is, the heaven ring tends to get in the way with using the strings because the flames generated burn the string I'm using, and I'm still working on how to contact the chinese triads to get more silk.
Ah, shi- I mean shoot, Yuni, don't. NO YUNI, BAD YUNI! Oh god, she just stuffed a handful of her mud-pie into her mouth, got to get Trident to see whether there were any parasites in there.
Notes to self: run away from Iemitsu when he pulls out family pictures, have Yuni use actual baking ingredients instead of just mud and rocks from the garden, and keep Genkishi away from Yuni when he starts cursing otherwise Yuni will start mimicking him.