(FoN: Yay ! I'm writing chapter three! Thanks to everyone who reads my Story! It hope it makes you laugh. And if it doesn't that's your own fault, I'm really funny. Oh, yes, recap time. Ebony is a mary sue who is going to a concert with Draco Malfoy to destroy canon. Special thanks to Bunny for the super sweet review! You are awesome!
Oh and sorry to anyone who is a fan of GC, because I insult one of their songs a little in this chapter. Sorry!)
Chapter : STOP FLAMMING (FoN: More flame reviews? The story hasn't even got to the worst/best parts yet!) DA STORY PREPZ (FoN: SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT A PREP IS!) OK! Odderwize (FoN: Odderwize? Udder Wiz?) fangs (FoN: STOP FANGZING ALREADY!) 2 da goffik (FoN: goffik, the true spelling of the word gothic.) ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! (FoN: Raven, please please please please start editing the Author Notes.) oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte. (FoN: You misspell the name of one of the bands you fangoff (geddit? Because she's goffik.) over. Wow.)
the night of the concert (FoN: You didn't even say yes to that yet!) I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped (FoN: Did you fall?) red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress (FoN: Again, a Goth (goff) wearing Black? This story is so crazy!) with all this corset stuff (FoN: Wow, thanks for clearing up what corset stuff is) on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet (FoN: You already have red ripped ones on..) on my arms (FoN: EH?) . I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky (FoN: Spiky?…) . I felt a little depressed (FoN: I made my hair spiky! How depressing!) then, so I slit one of my wrists (FoN: EH!) . I read a depressing book (FoN: Such fun!) while I waited for it to stop bleeding (FoN: Put a bandage on it! Don't wait for it to stop bleeding!) and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black (FoN: Lovely.) and put on TONS of black eyeliner (FoN: Didn't she hear of less is more?) . Then I put on some black lipstick (FoN: Why do we care?) . I didn't put on foundation (FoN: You do that first anyway, that's why it's called Foundation) because I was pale anyway (FoN: You did in all the other chapters!) . I drank some human blood (FoN: Where did she get that, on the black market? Or does she lure humans into her lair and drain them of blood, before killing them with her goffik powers?) so I was ready to go to the concert. (FoN: finally.)
I went outside. (FoN: You didn't say where you where before!) Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. (FoN: Yay for flying cars!) He was wearing a Simple Plan (FoN: Who?) t-shirt (they would play at the show too (FoN: Who?) ), baggy black skater pants (FoN: Yay!) , black nail polish (FoN: Yay! Wait, nail polish on a guy?) and a little eyeliner (FoN: Eh?) (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz (FoN: Kelp Bios?) wer it ok!).
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. (FoN: You can't say "Hi Draco!" in a depressed voice. And what is a depressed voice anyway?)
"Hi Ebony." he said back. (FoN: He wanted to say "Ahh! She looks scary!" But she used her goffik mary sue powers.) We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (FoN: Eh?) (the license plate said 666 (FoN: … I'm pretty sure you can't do that)) and flew to the place with the concert. (FoN: Okay?) On the way we listened excitedly (FoN: I thought you were depressed?) to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes (FoN: You'll be dead before your time. YAY!) and drugs (FoN: Role model for you.) . When we got there, we both hopped out of the car (FoN: There is no way this girl is depressed.) . We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down (FoN: Yep, no way she's depressed) as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood (FoN: Lovely)They're all so happy you've arrived (FoN: yay.)The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom (FoN: This song is lovely.)She sets you free into this life. (FoN: This life?) " sang Joel (FoN: Who?) (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song (FoN: I'm mildly surprised.)).
"Joel is so f-king (FoN: Random F-bomb!) hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him (FoN: I'm pretty sure he knows that he'll be the guy singing.) as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad. (FoN: Depressing.)
"What's wrong?" (FoN: does he need a reason to be sad if he's depressed?) I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. (FoN: To what?)
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU (FoN: … Hey, I bet you knew that FoN stands for Flower Of Naraku!)!" I said.
"Really?" (FoN: Ew.) asked Draco sensitively (FoN: How romantic . I'm weeping.) and he put his arm around me all protective. (FoN: No one cares)
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel (FoN: Duh.) and he's going out with Hilary f-king (FoN: Random F-bomb!) Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. (FoN: She has an ugly blonde FACE?)
The night went on really well, (FoN: You slit your wrists ! That's a really good night to you?) and I had a great time. So did Draco (FoN: Afterthought already.) . After the concert, we drank some beer (FoN: Such a great role model) and asked Benji (FoN: Who?) and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees (FoN: Did Hot Topic make them? I thought you bought all your clothes from hot topic.). Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz (FoN: You crawled in?.) , but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest! (FoN: OMIGODHOWSURPRISING!)