And another one! Poppin them out like babies! *AWKWARD... turtle!* I don't own it.
Mrs. Juliet is treated to awkward baby stories of her daughter, who is quite embarrassed by them. And rightfully so! The nurse said she had a bump on her head as big as a chicken's balls! And how the Nurse's husband said that one day, she would fall on her back, an olde English euphemism for BE HAD SEX WITH! AWKWARD... So then Mrs. Capulet is all like "Hey, girlie, I had you when I was thirteen! Get hitched to Paris!" And Juliet is like, "No, woman! Maybe if I liked him, but no! I don't!" End scene!
And the awkward turtle eats your brain and farts on your spleen! I wonder whether or not I am high on summer... WOOT SUMMER! And my temperature has been checked. Indeed I am HIGH on SUMMAH! XP
Direct quote:
Nurse-"...it had upon it brow
A bump as big as a young cockerel's stone"
"Yet, quoth my husband, fall'st upon thy face?
Thou wilt fall backward when thou comest to age"
No joke.