School~! Yay~! Everyone loves school time... :I Okay I lied.
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"I can't believe you-!," Tiny teal polished hands came up and gripped the side of her turquoise hair," You can't just do something like that without my special permission, Father!" Miku looked up at her manager's face, she had gotten up off the tan carpet ground about a minute ago after the phone call was over. At this point, there was no turning back. The Diva was now expecting a new maid in the household and she had no way into getting rid her. Only straight forward options to get rid of the upcoming nuisance was if her manager could fire the maid; if they are either too cruel or too lazy towards Miku and her pigsty of a bedroom. There was only one drastic option left: the maid would have to quit her job willingly.
"You should have cleaned just your room like I said many times before, Hatsune-san." The manager gave Miku a new look, a look of cold and already deadened eyes. Legend has it that the last time used this stare at one of his former Vocaloids, they were never seen again.. Remember that one Vocaloid way before Meiko? No? That's right, you don't remember, because Mr. Kenmochi erased every single 8-bit of information about them, all across the web and the entire world. Is also states that to this day, no one has ever spoken of their name, not even knowing the existence of the name itself anymore. As much as he was a very powerful man, the Japanese creator of Vocaloid was slightly terrified of Miku's leek myth.
"Mou! I said I was sorry, see I'll clean up right now!" The tealette tried her best to smile but ended up with an awkwardly bad poker faced look, proceeding to collecting some of the used shirts, ties, skirts, and panties off the tan carpeted floor. Trotting over to her walk in closet, she began stuffing them into a very huge pile in the middle of the closet floor. "See? I can do it all by myself! You can call off the maid now." Her manager only face palmed at the even bigger and messier pile in her closet.
"You are creating more of a mess, Miku-san!" He pointed at the pile. "Don't even bother now, the maid will be arriving very shortly." He tucked his phone back in his brown business pants, starting the motion to walk out the Diva's door. When he turned back to look at Miku, she was red-faced from the boiling blood rushing up to her head and looked like she would blow up the mansion if she didn't get what she wanted. If we were to freeze time and replicate her actions, she would look exactly like a 5 year old refusing to eat their broccoli. The only irony was that Miku loved vegetables more than any other food group in existence.
"I'm sorry but it's for the best. I'll see you in about two weeks, our producers are already working on a new song for you. We're hoping it's a duet but we haven't found the right voice to go with you yet. Until then, I hope you make friends with your new maid." And finally, he opened the door and exited the room, shutting the door with a mix of polite anger and harsh disappointment. One last gleam of his glasses then he vanished behind the door. Loud footsteps could be heard marching down the hallway and out into the entering area.
"I'm sorry but it's for best! Nheh nyheh nyeh nyah nyeh!" The petite mocked his voice and stuck her tongue out at the light teal door which he left from. Running out of breathe, she gave up after a good long minute of tongue splattering spit. "This is so stupid. I don't need a stupid maid to clean up my stupid room that I can do by my self. Mou! I'm not a stupid kid, dangit! Father can be so stupid sometimes!" She spoke to herself, sitting comfortabley on her bed pouting, crossing her arms with her red cheeks puffed out.
"Oh great. It's only about 6:17 in Miku Miku Time and already it sucks!" The Diva threw a tiny, childish fit, digging her face into the white pillow. Her nails gripped the side sheets, she felt like crying but Miku restrained herself for she was not about to cry over something as "stupid" as this. Just then, someone knocked on the door again. Miku roared into her white pillow before running over to slam the door wide open.
"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" Miku yelled in a voice no one would be able to recognize her in.
"Aaaiii!" A little girl fell flat on her butt, her little brother failed to catch her for he too was knocked back by the sudden force of air being pushed upon him. The little blonde's bow dropped down when its master sat back up to look at the Diva, like if it was to have emotions of its own, creating more of a deathly pale scared look on the death-destined twins.
"Oh my goodness, Rin-chan!" Miku looked at the blonde girl, then over to the boy," Len-kun! Gomenesai, I thought you guys were someone else!" Sudden realization hit the tealette harder then the time Meiko became so drunk she threw a beer bottle at everyone's head, saying "It's fun!" over and over. Miku held out her hands, both of the twin's smaller ones reached up to grab it. They were wide eyed at the strength of the young Diva, not even their big brother Kaito could pull both of them up at the same after falling trying to get some fruit in the highest cabinets. Meiko hid it from them because apparently it's bad to run over Tokyo with a road-roller at age 14. Pssh. What does Meiko know?
"D-d-daijoubo Miku-nee, i-it was an accident after all!" Rin flailed her hands in front of her face, signaling "no" in Japanese culture. Len got up and brushed his black shorts, fixing his messy hair as if it were his life depended on his crisp blonde hair. Miku erected her back to examine them. They weren't dressed like they were on stage; no, they were dressed in matching white polo shirts. Rin's sleeves formed more of a triangle than Len's because it was a girl's polo. Same black shorts but Rin's was smaller with a orange and yellow triangle checkered belt that hung off her right side. Len's belt hung off the left side, same design and everything. There was a conclusion that Rin dressed less of the the twin style with a huge bow and hairclips on her bangs. If they end up wearing the same thing like they did on Halloween, no one could tell them apart thanks to Len's womanish body and Rin's extreme.. very extreme lack of breasts.
"Y-yeah. We'll j-j-just come ba-back later if y-you're busy now, Mi-Miku-nee." Len was more wimpish than Rin, flailing his arms in front of his face in the same motion as his sister but two times faster. He looked like he just saw his death ahead of him, his grinny smile trying to shine through his white paled face. Miku looked down and noted that he has pissed his pants a little bit, it was hard noticing it since their pants were black but he managed to get some on the floor, helping the tealette notice the pee stain on his pants. She couldn't help but laugh, making the twins laugh a very awkward and worried laugh aside her.
"I'm so sorry about that, guys." Miku ruffled both of their heads, causing them to relax a bit.
"Ne Ne Miku-nee, who are you looking for so badly?" Rin cocked her head to the side, making her look about times more adorable and kiddish than she already was. Len looked at his sister then back at their older teal haired oni of a big sister.
The tealette shook her head, patting her younger sister's head, "It's nothing Rin-chan, but if you hear someone at the door and it's not someone we usually see, do NOT let them in, alright?" Miku's pleasant smile covered up the intended wicked grin under, making Len cower in fear from what evil plan she was about unleash. He hoped he and his sister were not involved in this soon-to-be plan but luck was never on their side to begin with.
"Ah okay Miku-nee, don't worry, we won't let anyone in the house unless we know them!" Rin exclaimed, punching her fist in the air. Len sweatdropped as he looked at his over-the-top excited sister. She had all the athletics while he had inherited all the brains, she just wasn't as bright and aware of the dastardly plan the top Diva had planned out carefully and precisely.
"M-me too, Miku-nee." Len shook his head up and down rapidly, trying not to provoke the beast from within the 16 year old petite he called an older sister. "We promise n-not to let anyone in unless it's someone we kn-"
*Ding Dong!*
"Oh no.." The tealette looked at the blonde twins then back around to look at the clock in her room. "We've been here for 15 minutes? How is this even possible?" Miku spoke out loud, making the twins think she was talking to them. Well.. the time from the incident from Mr. Kenmochi and The twins did take quite a chunk of time.
"Time flies.." Rin started, creating a que for her and her brother to slowly look at each other.
"When you have fun." Len finished the physiological communication between him and his siter. Miku had to admit, it was pretty cool that they could do that and read each others mind telepathically. On the bad side, It can be creepy at times (especially this one) like when they tried to interogate and try to find out secrets from either themselves or other people.
"So this is the Vocaloid Mansion. THE Vocaloid Mansion and not some cheap rip off museum they would hold on Halloween and other holidays." Now dressed in a black dress with white triangular designed rims, a ruffled up bonnet with a black string intertwined that came into two tiny tied up bows on each ear, gloves that Teto had insisted on being long up to her wrists, fairly dark brown and thin stockings with very loosely closed up fishnets on over, black high-heeled pumps, a white apron that came into a rather gigantic bow on her backside and was very "exposure" in the front- if you catch my drift, and finally her luscious pink hair was let down her back with a very small ponytail at the end to keep her hair from getting in the way of her job. Recently getting off the bus and finally away from those horny old men that kept staring at her semi-exposed chest, she heavily sighed in relief. She could also feel that the other women became jealous with her huge knockers and slim hourglass body. "I have to say, this outfit really hugs my body in places." Subconsciously bringing her hands up and down her waist and stomach.
Walking up a smooth concrete trail made for cars up to the building, she couldn't help but gasp at the quantity of space the mansion had consumed. Greeting her feet below was a "Welcome to VocaMansion!" mat, a mat which greatly relieved her senses. Almost as if she were in slow motion, she brought up her hand to the sturdy musical note designed glass door with dark brown wooden outlining.
"The time has come." Luka gave herself one last boost of self-confidence and knocked on the door. There was no answer the first minute so she tried the doorbell instead, a nice "Levan Polka" jingle ringed in her surroundings. Finally, a jiggle at the doorknob just a little below her eye view. The maid came face to face meeting a blue haired man at the opposite side of the door, he said nothing to but greeted her with a smile. Yes, a very cheerful and happy smile, a smile that came from ear to ear. "If my face could do that, it would already be ripped in half." The pinkette thought to herself.. aloud.
"Hahaha! You're so funny!" The tall blue man laughed, a hand covering his stomach, his long Brandeis blue coloured scarf bouncing upwards behind him. His eyes, a dodger blue colour, looked at her body so gently and friendly like, it made Luka feel reassured that nothing could ever go wrong in this mansion. In the background, though, Luka could already see some young little blonde twins run towards her and the tall man's direction.
"Don't do it, Kaito-nii!" The little girl ran up to her big brother, grabbing onto his left hand. She then pointed to the busty woman, flailing her arms like a penguin who believed it could fly, starting to yell once more, "Miku-nee said that we're not allowed to bring this lady in our household!" A little awkward scared dance from the little girl, alternating her stomping feet. This "Kaito" person, the said big brother, looked down at his little sister then back at Luka. Suddenly, another little twin appeared on the blue haired man's opposite side and began tugging onto the his right hand, just like the other one from a couple seconds ago.
"Mi-Miku-nee will kill us if this lady comes in th-the house, Kaito-nii! Please don't put our lives in danger, I already die enough in music videos, I don't want to in real life!" Boy, this little girl had a lower voice than Luka had expected. "Maybe they are twin sisters.." the tall woman thought to herself, giggling at the little twin's antics. Was it just her or did she want to just.. ruffle their hairs, squeeze their cheeks, hug them to death and call them super adorable?
"Don't worry about them, they're shy around new people. Hello, I'm Shion Kaito, but you can just call me Kaito." The blue man spoke in a calm kind voice, ignoring the pleas of his siblings practically yanking his arms off of his body.
"I'm Megurine Luka, Hatsune Miku's new maid. I've been hired by Mr. Kenmochi-san about 30 inutes ago." The pinkette bowed her head politely at the trio Vocaloid members.
"Why don't you come in and have a seat? I'll call Miku-chan out here immediately." With that, the Japanese French maid took off her shoes and began walking into the humongous mansion, gaping her mouth awe as she spun in little slow circles. Never before has she seen such a big of a house, the red velvet carpet floor was just soft and perfect, it made her want to fall down asleep right then and there. The crystal chandelier above the "entering area" were made out of pure crystals, sparking every time you moved your head in different positions. The walls were made out of white marble that evntually curved in patterns that looked exactly like little hearts and music notes. Up above there were three separate paths; the right wing said "Older Vocaloids" which obviously meant the older ones of the household live in that section of the mansion, the left wing read "Younger Vocaloids" where the younglings roamed and played in their rooms, and up straight ahead announced "Kitchen & Dining Room" which was pretty self-explanatory.
"Wow.. this place is just so... so.." The flabbergasted pinkette started but slowly lost her trance of thought while looking up at the white marveled walls, admiring every picture, every gold or platinum record honouring the Vocaloid household. She turned to look at the trio and they became silent and stared at her, Kaito being the only one smiling. After a long and welcoming awkward silence, Kaito began to wiggle his arms. He looked silly, of course but there a purpose to be served from the silliness.
"This is Kagamine Rin." Kaito threw her off his left hand and pushed her forward. She stood tall with her back erect, about seven seconds later her bow sunk in fear, the purple coward marks began to mark her face. As if the piece of fabric accessory had developed emotions alongside its master, it matched exactly with Rin's expressions. She bowed her head until her body became an upside-down L, returning back up to look at the maid and remained silent in her spot. "And this is Kagamine Len. They're pretty much twins." Kaito pushed the other teenaged "girl" next to his sister. Len was already cracking under pressure, picking up the paste in his hyperventilation. Finally he bowed his head quickly and remained standing up shaking next to his sister.
"You girls are so adorable!" Luka wasn't the only one cracked under pressure. She ran over to the two and nearly suffocated them under her massive breasts.. I mean hug. She squatted down and continued to squeeze the living souls out of them, only making Kaito laugh hysterically. "I wish I had a twin sister as well! You guys are so lucky! All I have is a lousy best friend that teases me all the time~!" Rin blushed from the compliment but Len was confused whether it was a compliment or some sort of insult. "There's no way she thinks I'm a girl, I'm manly." Even though his thoughts were mentally speaking, he puffed up his chest and made Luka want to hug and squeeze them even more.
Silence finally hitting the four, one by one, starting with the twins simultaneously then the tall blue haired man. The twins suddenly trembled within Luka's arms. She wondered why for about a minute and looked back over to Kaito. No longer was his smile there but instead was a scared open mouth expression.. "What just happened? I thought we were all laughy and getting along quite nicely." The confused pinky's laughter slowly died at the sight of Kaito making his arm slash across his neck, signalling "stop or you'll freaking die".
Rin and Len managed to escape Luka's grasp and scampered behind Kaito, shielding themselves with the two long flowing scarf fabrics, all of them looking in the same direction. They looked like they have seen a oni or something, they faces white, Len was on the brink of crying, and they all cowardly stumbled themselves into a lovely little white marveled corner. "Do I even dare turn my head?" The pink kitty's thoughts reached her actions, making her head turn with her body, facing the new danger ahead of her. There, in flesh, was the real, actual Hatsune Miku.. although this version of her seemed puzzling and new.
"Are you my new maid?" Her voice, not soothing and sweet like in her music videos anymore, they became so dry, hoarse, and ferocious. Her head hung low, looking upwards, mimicking a hungry lion about to launch towards its prey. Rin and Len kicked at their older brother's shins, saying over and over, both mouths alternating the words "we told you not to let that lady in, Kaito-nii!" This Diva, looking at the maid with blood lusted eyes, soon smoothed lightly for a quick half second for an unknown reason.
Luka took that chance to walk up to the 16-year-old worldwide pop star. Bending over a bit to reach the height of Miku, she took in every detail of her face; so gentle, smooth, delicate, everything was perfectly flawless; not a single pimple or zit in sight. Her light blue eyes transferred the pinkette into some new world, seeming for so she became lost within the petite's eyes. The teal hair softly flowing off the shoulder's of the rightful owner's, they formed by pigtails in the back of her head. Not a single hair out of place, all the maid wanted to do was fondle and run her hands through her client's hair. Luka looked at her outfit, she must've just came home from work or something because they weren't flashy and all techno like as they were on stage. She glanced down at the chest as if by instinct and saw that they were a delicate size, not so huge and bulbous like her own. Luka stood up, returning to her normal position, she was nearly five inches taller than Miku.
"How are you, Miss Hatsune Miku-san?" Being polite as she was, she brought up a hand to shake the Diva's, only getting a slap on the back of her hand. "Ouch!" The maid pulled back her white-gloved hand, unaware of the small girl's strength.
"Listen to me, you pink haired maid. You are only here to clean up my room and then go home, got it? You will only stay here until my manager either fires you or you quit from this mansion's wild, outrageous behaviour," The fired up Diva got up on her tiptoes, pulled Luka's apron collar to so close that their noses were practically touching. "I am Hatsune Miku, you will respect me on the highest authority and you shall never backsass me, you will tend to my every whim, and I promise you this: I swear I will make everyday of your job a living HELL." She released her grip on the maid's now wrinkled up white apron.
Everyone was speechless... but then..
"Okay Miss Hatsune Miku-sama." Luka smiled like nothing dangerous or life-threatening just happened. "What would you like first today? I know leeks are your favorite, would you care for some leek and tuna sushi rolls as a snack? I'll bring it up to your room or you may enjoy it in the dining room." The maid grabbed a small notepad she kept in the front pocket of her apron, now roleplaying as some high classed waitress.
Miku gulped, clearly, this is not the reaction she was expecting. She twiddled her thumbs behind her back, not sure of what to say, what emotion to feel, what to express, and definitely not aware of those absolute giant cleavage placed exactly before her face. The tealette finally blushed a dark shade of red when she realizes she had stood in silence for a full minute, unconsciously ogling the breasts in her face.
"Tuna and leek sushi would be nice. Bring them up to my room later, be sure to clean up my room as well." Miku held her hands behind her back, looked straight into Luka's.. beautiful, pretty ocean deep eyes.. "I've.. I've never seen a maid so.. so gorgeous... young.. and sexy before.." Miku mentally slapped herself because of her unknown thoughts, "Gah! What am I thinking?! She's supposed to be my enemy! And plus, I'm straight and I hate new people!" The tealette shook her heard furiously and gazed back up at the woman in a French Maid outfit.
"Well alright, they take about 20 minutes to cook, Miss Hatsune Miku-sama so please have patience." Luka began to walk into the path ahead of her for the kitchen and dining area. Everyone's jaw practically hit the ground at Luka's actions, even Miku which was surprised. She could have sworn she was angry with something a little while ago.
"Y-yes.. Thank you.." The tealette began to regret not asking for her name when she had the chance. She could have easily told her manager to ask for the name of the maid coming over to their mansion. Miku glanced over at the cowering trio, giving them an a mixed irritation and pleasant smile, closing her eyes gave it more of a confusing effect. Kaito was first to speak up.
"S-so! Th-this new maid of yours. She's pretty, yes- Aaahh!" His words came to a halt, in the middle of his forehead was a sizzling sound. He collapsed on the floor, without another word. Rin and Len dared not to look at their brother's head nor did they speak out of turn. They huddled closer to one another, making occasional wimpers in their little hysterical corner. Len was already crying, clinging onto his sister's white shirt for dear life, burying his face in her extremely flat chest. Rin was crying too but onto Len's star shaped hair, making it soggy and sticky due to his moose. What happened was that Miku had thrown her famous leek missile at his brain, she has very accurate aim and never fails to reach her target. She stood there in her throwing pose for a while, right hand forward and her feet slightly pivoting back, bringing her left knee slightly forward.
"Don't you ever call her pretty." Her heart clenched, both out of anger and a new foreign feeling she has never felt before in her body. It was icky, a disgusting acidic plasma drowning around her stomach and chest, at the moment she would not have time to discuss with herself about this new emotion she didn't even know she had.
The twins crying and dying of hyperventilation, both finally mustering up the courage to look up at Miku..
Who was already standing right in front of them.
Len proceeded to pee his pants at the spot. I wouldn't blame him them, Rin did the same exact thing, both creating a yellow puddle in the white marbled corner. The Diva took a step back from the salty waters flowing in her direction, but still enough for her to reach her hands toward their heads. Kaito who was already on the ground, his white and blue jacket began to become a very faint yellow colour. After about 10 seconds, they both fell on their knees, still clinging on one another and ignoring the smelly puddle below. Twins' stares meeting the psychotic sister's, faces whiter than the snow on Christmas Eve, both mouths dropped in fear. Rin eventually gulped, looking at the Grim Reaper dead ahead in front of her and her little shota brother.
The tealette reached out both of her hands, extending them to reach in the directions of their heads. Rin and Len froze up like blocks of ice and braced themselves for the impact that will soon happen. Reaching for their necks, Miku switched it last second to touch the tops of their heads.
"You guys did your best.." Miku ruffled up their heads, feeling the sticky tears Rin produced on top of Len's head. Turning around, the Diva left the entering area and into the right wing. A deadly chilling silence crawled up on the twins' backs.
"I-i-imou-mouto-chan.." Rin started to speak out of her will, slowly but efficiently began to look over at her deathly pale brother. Their knees sunk in the carpet, the black shorts becoming more and more heavy of the water mass.
"Y-yes on-onee-chan..?" Len answered cautiously, scared if suddenly their teal haired sister were to warp behind them and smash their heads together, the blood with splatter across the carpet of the entering area and also onto the unconscious big brother lying before them.
"W-we sh-shouldn't ca-call that la-lady pretty.." They looked in each other's eyes and nodded but they stayed there for a good long while, almost until Luka got finished with her cooking. In fact..
Luka just now walked out into the hallways, her head instantly spotting a very dirty yellow corner with a collapsed man and two shivering blondes. Even though they made eye contact, the twins decided to stay in their position for another hour or so. With a conclusion that Miku was actually Godzilla in disguise, if they were to stand very still for a very long time, maybe she'll forget the twins ever existed. Yes, a flawless plan.
"Eto... Should I.. get help?" The confused pinkette looked at them. Neither of them spoke, just both shaking their heads "no" in ultra fast motion. With a shrug of the maid's shoulders, she began walking in the right wing with a tray of steaming hot tuna and leek sushi rolls. The pink haired woman glanced back a couple times, only to see a frozen set of blonde twins staring back and a unconscious blue haired man.
Haha.. I wrote a lot about pee.. O_o;
Well it's been my 3rd day of school, pretty good so far, got to see friends and my special someone X3
Alrighty guys, sorry for the wait, you know what to do~ ;D
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