rating: G
characters: Law/Sabo
TW: None
"Please stop petting the test subjects," Law muttered, giving Sabo a dark glare, but Sabo only blinked innocently back at him, hefting the tiny furred creature into his arms.
"But look Law, it's so smalllll." Sabo cooed, pouting and holding the fuzzy thing near his face, "Isn't it adorable?"
Law scoffed, turning his attention back to his clipboard and scrawling down more notes on the behaviour of the creatures in the pen before him. "I hope it kills you."
"So cruel," he heard Sabo say, but saw Sabo place the creature down and stand next to him, hands shoved into the pockets of his lab coat. "Don't worry Lawsie, you're cuter than the little baby." Sabo placed a kiss against his cheek, and Law jumped, feeling his heart skyrocket before he swatted Sabo with his clipboard.
"Well you're most certainly not!" he shot angrily, and Sabo only chuckled, winking at him as he made his way further down the pen.
"That's because I'm hot."