AN. OMG, Reader-anonymouse-writer, I love the poem! The inspiration from that goes beyond sanity, thank you! I made this chapter extra funny with that poem in mind. I haven't watched Death Note for a while so I can't remember exactly what happens so this might be a little off, but I still really hope everyone enjoys!
"I Wonder if L believes in ghosts?"
I studied L, two crumbs clung to the corner of his mouth. He was kneeling on the kitchen floor looking over some files on the Kira case. Every few minutes he would reach for another cookie. My hands rubbed together like some cheesy super villain, let's start the paranormal activity! Just as L reached to carefully pick up his next cookie, I silently moved the plate several inches away. I watched his hand search for the plate. Every time he got close, I moved it again. Finally he looked up to see where his treats went, to see them exactly where they originally were. He set the plate on the floor next to him. Unable to restrain myself any longer, I clutched my stomach as I laughed heartily.
"L, do you have any idea how kawaii you look now?" I knew he couldn't hear me, but I had to say it anyway. He continued to look through his files, brushing off the moving plate as whatever he reasoned it could have been. Now I just need to get out of this hotel room so find the necessary materials for operation L's Big Scare Bwahahaha! Later, I managed to slip out with the room service. I'll worry about getting back in later, now I need to find the right stuff.
*Magical time skip courtesy of Mort*
Turns out it was easier to find the right stuff then I first thought. I just looked for the stuff I needed that not many other people would even think twice about. I now had in my position; Petrified Pink lip-gloss, some cheap plastic wrap, a rubber band, and a small bag a powered sugar. I was ready to send L straight to a parodied hell! Now I only need to set up. But before I do, I want to place a seed of doubt in the big brain of L's. I giggled at the thought of L being the unfortunate victim of my mischief. I walked to the t.v. room where L was watching his endless supply of people doing what people do in life. I leaned on the table, there was a bon bon sitting on top right edge of the screen.
"I wonder what he would do if he saw this...?" With two fingers I slowly pushed to small chocolate across the top of the t.v. Every time L glanced at the bon bon I pulled away. By the time I was 3/4 the way across, L jumped up and snatched the bon bon. I barely moved in time to keep from making contact with the detective. L turned around and spoke.
"Watari, please come here." The old man walked into the room.
"Is something wrong, Ryuzaki?"
L held up the chocolate, studying it.
"I believe I saw this bon bon moving on its own accord. I don't see any visible evidence that I could have done so, but..." He trailed off. I was jumping up and down with excitement, I made L doubt himself! I kick ass! Wait, If he doubts himself now, then he might other parts of his judgment later on and miss something important to finding out that Light is Kira. Damn...Oh well, I'll just nudge him along the right path that will end with every one alive and Light with his ass being kicked. I suddenly felt bad about wanting to prank L. But then a perfect solution came to mind. \
I wonder how far it is to walk to the Yagami house from here?
AN. My fingers! They burn! Well, I did write the entire chapter in one day. Well at least I have the chapter at all. Reviews will heal my hands for more chapters, thank you all.