OK. I'm gonna update this once everyday now. But here I am faced with quite a pickle. If I update everyday then I either have to get up write the chapter at night, then put it up before school, or put it up at night. The thing that makes it hard, is coz of the time zone. If I do it at night and update then, You'll get it the next day. But if I do update in the morning, then you'll get it at about six. You see, where I am, I'm well asleep, while you Americans are having lunch. Vote on which one you like better. Plz. So here is today's. Thanx for all your reviews. I feel like movie star! more than 5 whole reviews for 2 chapters! Thanx RainbowofSmiles16 for all the attention! I love reviews! YAY! And they were all good! Except yours. Yes yours...
Disclaimer: In my head there is a path. If you walk along the path you will see flowers and happy things. You walk along the path for 2 hours. When your at the end of the path you'll find a treasure chest. the key is resting on the lid. When you open the chest- out of curiosity or greed- you will find a note. The note says "Going for long walks makes you fit. Congratulations! You have completed the long walk! You deserve... a pat on the back!" So you throw the note to the ground and ask yourself where my brain is. to answer your question, i sold it on eBay. ALL I KNOW IS THAT PEOPLE WITH NO BRAINS CAN'T WRITE PRAISE-WORTHY STORIES!!!
100 ways to brake a leg
#3 Dye
Sabrina hid behind the tree, panting.
She looked down at her jumpsuit. It didn't look half bad. The color coordination wasn't bad, it was just the back-ground color. The yellow, orange, red and brown dye didn't go with the army-green jumpsuit.
She smacked her head, scolding herself for thinking about such a thing when she was in danger of having another paint ball hit her in her face. Again.
She lifted up her own gun, then put the spud bullets into it. "Lock and Load" she whispered, while peering out from behind the large oak tree. Sabrina saw one of Puck's chimps jumping up and down excitedly as Puck gave him another weapon; the glop grenade.
Sabrina quickly ran behind a large rock, then aimed so that you could barely see the top of her head.
She aimed at Puck's glop grenade. If she was correct, if the spud could make the distance at the right speed, the grenade would burst onto him and his chimp. It wasn't easy, for the chimp was bouncing up and down, shaking the grenade in it's hands.
"Stevens, I trust when you find the human girl, that you will follow procedure 2 if she begins to run south," Puck ordered the chimp. "If she runs North, towards the EXIT, you will follow procedure 12. West, procedure 5. East procedure 9 and if she is armed, use the glop grenade!"
The small mammal shrieked and spit as it nodded it's head vigorously.
Sabrina prepared to pull the trigger, as the monkey stopped dancing and began to solute to his captain.
The spud flew towards the glop grenade, and met it's target. The grenade exploded all over the chimps and Puck, who looked in Sabrina's direction.
"THERE SHE IS!" yelled Puck, pointing "FIRE!!!" An army of paint balls sped towards her, one hitting her in the shin as she ran.
A rainbow of colors exploded on her back. Then she saw what she was looking for. She ran towards the wooden door and shook the handle. It was locked.
Sabrina dug her large key ring out of her pocket and looked through the keys. She pricked herself on a thorn of a rose. The Rose's stem dissolved into that of a key as she touched it. She went through every single key on the ring, all the while getting pelted with the colored dye. Finally, she found the right one and fit it into the door.
She ran out of Puck's room and down the hall. She stopped at Granny's door and banged on the it.
"Granny! Puck's after me and he's going to do something terrible! OPEN UP!" Sabrina cried, before having a hand muffle her calls. She tried to pull the hand off her mouth but couldn't.
"So... Grimm. I've forgotten what you said about my royalty. Would you mind repeating it?"Puck said, referring to what had caused the incident.
"Imedhatuumphateeflerph!"
"Oh yes, my hand. Now what were you saying?" Puck teased.
"I said GET YOUR STINKING HAND OFF OF MY MOUTH!" Sabrina yelled, before slamming her foot down on top of his.
Puck bent over, and fell to the ground at an attempt to grab his sore foot, while Sabrina ran for it.
She ran down the rest of the hall, then down the stairs. Unfortunately, she tripped, then plummeted towards the ground floor.
When she finally stopped, she got up and rubbed her sore back. Suddenly, something small- but hard- hit the back of her neck. It was a spud bullet.
Sabrina felt for her gun, only to have several other spud bullets hit her. She scowled when she saw the small chimp holding her gun, half way down the stairs. She must of lost it in the fall.
She charged at the soldier, knocking the gun out of it's hands. They wrestled for the gun, Sabrina finding it incredibly hard against such a flexible, agile creature. The monkey tugged at her hair, while Sabrina grabbed at it's limbs.
Sabrina heard Puck's laughter echo from above. She pushed the chimp off and looked up. Puck was swinging on the chandelier, laughing at her attempt to grab his foot. He leant back a little too far and fell off the light. He landed on the ground with a thump. He groaned and opened his eyes, only to see Sabrina running at him. He jumped up and grabbed his paint ball gun, while she picked up her spud gun. They furiously shot at each other, not bothering to aim. Puck pulled out a few of his glop grenades, making Sabrina run like mad. One exploded at her feet and another on the wall beside her. She looked back, but was hit in the face by one of the smelly concoctions.
Then she bumped into a tall figure. A strong hand lifted her off the ground. "I expect you and Puck will be cleaning this mess?" Mr Canis asked, glaring at her.
Sabrina glanced around the room. There was dye everywhere, decorating the ceiling and walls. There were spud bullets, scattered across the floor, and smelly remainders of the grenades that Puck had thrown.
Puck tried to run, but was grabbed by the old man's hand and lifted up by his collar, just as Sabrina had been. She glared daggers into the boy.
"IT WAS SABRINA!" Puck accused, obviously lieing.
"Do not call me a fool by lying to me Puck. I know that the blame is on both of you and that your grandmother will be very displeased. I would start work now if I were you" Mr Canis growled, before leading them to the cupboard where they kept the mops.
They started to clean, feeling over-abused.
Ok. I know that I said paint ball, but isn't paint exactly the same thing as dye? just pretend that the word was paint. Sorry. I couldn't think of anything else that nobody had already done. Sorry. And I'm sorry, but I probably won't use Puckabrina. I'm sorry. I can't write it without it sounding like they are completely different people. VOTE ON MY POLL!! thnx for reading. Now review. I have oompa loompas that can track you down. Oompa Loompa's are very vicious and have sharp claws. Sharp, fake claws.