A Bel box in Hogwarts

by XxAlysxX

The new DADA co-teacher was weird and overly suspicious. Everything he did stood out even when he didn't have facial expressions and had the worse monotone ever and Harry has had Binns for the last 5 years, that was saying something! Actually Harry was pretty sure that Professor Fran was secretly, or not so secretly, a death eater. It only made sense! Not just one-shots any longer!

3. Chapter 3: fruit

Harry Potter and Katekyo Hitman Reborn don't belong to me.

Many of you may wonder, why is XxAlysxX posting up again so soon?

Answer: Because I had too much fun with this one and wanted to spread it as fast as I could.

Also thank you to:

HakumeiTwinBlade and Chi-Tanda for following.

HakumeiTwinBlade and Little yellow dandelion for favouriting.

Chi-Tanda and forever LuNa for reviewing.

To Chi-Tanda's review: It's actually reeeealllly hard to create Fran's sarcasm for me. I had to go to TV Tropes to get a sense of what kind of sarcasm and snarker he was but I'm glad you like it!

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Chapter 3: Fruit

Harry thought Professor Fran, who he was so sure was a death eater and secretly working for the Order of the Phoenix, like comparing people to fruit if he disliked them.

Like in class that day Professor Fran, wandlessly, hexed Ron to have a large tomato hat as big as Professor Fran's hat on his head. Hermione tried to get the hex off with everything she knew but it stayed there.

Also a few days ago he called Hermione a "know-it-all hairy kiwi fruit" which sent her to tears and she ran out of the room.

He then had the gull to question the class of where she went and why did she run away.

He was cruel, mean, a member of the Order of the Phoenix and a death eater to boot.

Sometimes Harry wondered if Professor Dumbledore enjoyed placing death eaters in the school.

'Professor Fran, why do you call people horrible names and put mean hexes on them?' asked Hermione that day in class after twelve minutes and twenty spells later that did nothing.

'Eh. Horrible names and mean hexes.'

'Yes! You're a teacher! You shouldn't do that to your students!' shouted Hermione to Professor Fran and honestly Harry had never seen her so angry.

'Master call me names all the time. He called me brat; damn fruit, useless brat, stupid brat, apple head, idiot disciple, idiot, he and the others also cursed at me and chased me around. It was annoying. Stupid cross-dressing, red eyed, pineapple Master and his idiot fairy gang.'

Harry really didn't want to know what Voldemort did in his spare time but Professor Fran must be really high up if he knows that Voldemort cross-dresses but it only confirms that Voldemort was his master because who else had red eyes?

Actually Harry was surprised that Professor Fran was still alive since Harry knew that even Bellatrix Lestrange, his right hand woman, still got tortured.

Harry vowed from then on that he would watch all the moves that Professor Fran made...that was three hours ago and so far Ron still had the tomato hat on, Hermione was still shocked and going through the library searching for "Mammon" and Harry still couldn't find Professor Fran on his Marauder's map.

So today failed.

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Hahahaha. Does anyone else laugh when trying to imagine Voldemort in girl's dresses?

Harry has a long way to go to finding our resident mist user of Varia since Fran had a lot of practice from Bel.