A/N: Short but (hopefully) sweet! This is the last of the ficlets that I had stockpiled. I'm on vacation now, so I'll wait until I get home on Tuesday to take a stab at my fourth idea. I'm wondering if it'll even be short enough for here, or if I'll have to post it on its own!
"This can't be right..." Carly muttered as she looked at the e-mail.
"What's not right?" Jack asked quite sleepily from the couch that he was lying on.
"This...this says that Cosmopolitan wants me to be on their cover! They're doing a feature article about female celebrities who have kids for Mother's Day. Maybe they're thinking of another Carly...yeah, that's probably it..."
"And how do you know that?"
"Jaaackkk, quit teasing me! They don't just ask boring people like me to be on a magazine like that! They only want the really sexy ladies."
Jack raised an eyebrow, and what he said next make Carly squeak and blush so hard that she thought her face would start to melt.
"And...your point is...?"