"Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID!" screamed the red-haired vixen as she punctuated each 'stupid' with a bang on the wall of her cell courtesy of her noggin.
She was the king, or rather queen, of all Biju.
She was the Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Her milky white, bare feet waded through ankle-deep, crystal clear spring water and her generous D-cup breasts, toned stomach, and heart-shaped ass were all hidden by the mid-thigh-long red kimono with golden emblazoned lillies. She had silky smooth red hair that went down far enough to skim the water and red slitted eyes with a trio of whisker marks on each cheek.
Yeah, she was a goddess.
Mirthless laughter could be heard on the other side of that accursed seal that kept her away from her mate and she knew it could only be one person...
"Yondaime..." She hissed with as much venom as she could muster as such a fragile person.
"Aww, Kyuu... I told you my name was Minato. Say it with me: Mi-na-"
"I KNOW WHAT YOUR DAMN NAME IS!" Kyuubi screamed but quickly composed herself. Smoothing out wrinkles only a female could see, she cleared her throat before speaking again.
"I'm sorry for yelling. I'm just upset about what Naruto-kun did this afternoon." She said with a hint of defeat in her voice. Minato heard the suffix but decided to let it go...
...For now.
"You mean having sex with my sister? This is a ninja village. We get what we can. Although I am slightly miffed she was so eager. Eh, I guess it's just my natural good looks and talent with females that's been passed down." He said smugly.
"That's not why I'm mad..." Kyuubi mumbled. "He's my mate. We were supposed to be eachothers first. But noo... He goes and gives it to her. Now what am I supposed to do?"
"That's why you kept trying to wrest control from him?" Minato asked. Kyuubi nodded. "Oh... I'm sorry for stopping you then... But I'm still not gonna let him get past 8 tails worth of chakra!"
"Why not?" Kyuubi asked quizzically.
"Because you'll take over his body, DUH!"
"If he ever went 9 tails, I would emerge from this seal, kick the person's ass for pushing him that far, and become his mate after I healed him." Kyuubi deadpanned.
"Nyor-n... So you're jealous of her?" Kyuubi nodded.
"H-Hai... I don't know why, though. I've never felt so... posessive over someone before. It's like we were destined..."
"That's deep... Well, I guess you better look in your Demonic Rulebook for rules regarding harems." Minato joked. Kyuubi only sighed.
"Yeah, yeah... I'm already giving him more stamina and faster regeneration and whatnot so he can at least please me when he gets here. Now go back to your gay beach sunset thingy." She said as she turned to make the necessary adjustments.
"It's not gay..."
"Whatever you say, pervert."
"It's SUPER PERVERT!"
Kyuubi just sighed. She couldn't believe this flaky, girly-boy sealed her inside of someone, could summon the Shinigami..., or produce such a sexy specimen of the human... anatomy.
Yeah, anatomy...
When Kami had told her that the Child of Prophecy was being born from her container, she was initially overjoyed.
But that quickly changed when they said she had to die to give her chakra to him.
It still happened, mind you, just not the way anyone expected.
When the Yondaime mated with the redhead, Kyuubi had taken control for the briefest of seconds and accepted his seed to bend to her will.
What came from it was a powerhouse of chakra.
Naruto had as much normal chakra to equate to three tails worth of hers...
So when the seal shattered due to the demonic chakra outside the seal, the Yondaime immediately assumed she was trying to escape intentionally when in all actuallity she was forced from the seal.
Her chakra scattered and she went to collect it, the majority of it landing in the epicenter of Konohagakure no Sato.
As she made her way to it, she was blindsided by the Death God and sealed inside the Child of Prophecy.
Had Shinigami not been ordered to steal the Kyuubi's soul, she would have made it her job and then sealed herself inside the bewhiskered blonde.
But alas, Kyuubi's good luck won out again and she was making DAMN sure he fucked her six ways to Sunday, literally.
But she wouldn't let him have her that easily, mind you.
Some half-hearted banter to goad him on, a quick deal, and voilà! Their first quickie.
And later, when he wanted all her chakra, a more intimate and prolonged intercourse session.
No doubt everyone else would be furious: Ichibi, Nibi, Nanabi, Kami, Shinigami, Yami, and who knows, maybe a fling with the Jubi if Kami was right about the AKATSUKI, which she usually was.
She was cut out of her flashback by a yell of "Oi! What the hell is this?" Quickly transforming back to her fox form, she stared at her future mate.
"So you finally came, container..." 'Damn! I don't sound girly at all! But that wasn't half-bad... Just the right amount of animosity!'
"Hmm... If you're the Kyuubi...?" He looked over to see nine swishing orange tails. "Then this is my mind... This place is a dump." He deadpanned.
"Maybe a hint to get your mind out the gutter..." She replied sarcastically. Naruto just snorted.
"Whatever. Hey, I heard foxes can turn into girls. Can you?"(1) Kyuubi siged before a blinding white light engulfed the cage and she appeared in her human form.
"There, ya ha... Naruto?" She looked over to see him lying facefirst on the ground, blood still trickling from his nose. "Sigh, I'll just talk to him telepathically." She looked down. "Damn, forgot the kimono..."
'Boobies, boobies, boobies...'
'How can you still be like that? You just had sex!'
'Huh? Ohayo, it's the booby lady!'
'My name is Kyuubi, Naruto...'
'See! Even your name sounds like booby! Kyuubi, booby. Kyuubi, boo-OW! What was that for?'
'For being an idiot. Now, from hearing your thoughts, you like sex... Wait, why are you shaking your head no?'
'Because I love sex! I wanna have sex alot!'
'I figured as much. Now as much as I want to have you to myself, I suggest you get a harem to sate your lust. Normally, I would be enough but since the same person, no matter how good they are, will become...stale...for you, you must have sex with as many different females as possible.'
'Awesome!'
'Yes, well remember each one is different. Some might like bondage where either them or you is tied up. Some might the risk of being caught while others want to do it with animals. If that last one happens, use my fox form as your default. Also, if someone likes being in pain, don't get carried away. Not everyone has the regenerative abilities you do, M'kay?'
'Uhh...sure. But why is my lust so bad?'
'You have a horny demon fox in your head that hasn't had sex for the better part of a millenia.'
'That explains alot...'
'Like what?'
'Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard-like...'
'WHAT!'
'Hahahaha! Joking! Haha, you shoulda seen your fa-OW! Stop hitting me!'
'Stop being an IDIOT!'
'Stop being so sexy...'
'Shaddap... Besides, it'll take more than some slick words to woo me.'
'Okay, so... I gotta have sex alot so I don't explode from sperm overload and I gotta have sex with lotsa people or the ones I use alot will become...rusty?'
'Exactly, though you probably won't explode. Good luck, Naruto-kun.'
'Thanks, booby lady!' And Naruto disappeared before she could kill him.
"I'm surprised you didn't jump him then and there..." Minato said from behind her.
"It was hard, but I managed to contro-HEY!" She whirred around but all she could hear was his evil chuckling and the word 'Naruto-kun' bouncing off every wall. "Kami, I hate him!"
-END-
(1) Common forms assumed by kitsune include beautiful women, young girls, or elderly men. These shapes are not limited by the fox's age or gender, and a kitsune can duplicate the appearance of a specific person. Foxes are particularly renowned for impersonating beautiful women.(wikipedia)
Sorry there was no lemon this chapter, just thought I'd give this story some semblance of a plot. The idea actually came to me when I read this doujin Slut Girl where this girl, Sayako Bizen meets this guy and they have sex cuz she feels bad for him. She finds out he has a crazy libido and keeps getting him hooked up with her friends, sometimes accidently.
Anywho, next chapter will be a wakeup call and a timeskip to either the Land of Waves Arc where he meets Tsunami or to the Forest of Death where he meets Kin. Either way, Tsunami will be here, just later...much later.
This chapter was mainly to highlight that Minato and Kyuubi do talk and are tolerable of eachother and to give it plot, a filler chapter if you will.
Ja Ne!
Pervy-apprentice out...