The Creek is a Lie
Chapter 3
By Shadowgate
Things were heating up in the afternoon of South Park as Stan Marsh stepped up to the podium.
"Attention everyone most of you all know me. I'm Stan Marsh and standing beside me is Kyle Broflavski. Recently the two of us were painted as lovers by Korean students. We are super best friends but I've never stuck my dick up Kyle's ass!"
Kyle yelled out "holy shit dude!"
Stan went on to say "when the Korean artists in our school exposed their pictures of Creek, Craig and Tweek in homosexual acts all the boys were suspicious. Then when they staged their explosive breakup in the library that was something. Tweek confessed it was staged. Anyhow we now face a second round of Yaoi. It is nicknamed Style and it's a myth."
Kyle yelled out "the style is a lie."
Stan pointed out "Kyle and I do not promote bigotry against bisexuals, lesbians or homosexual guys. However we're standing against this because when a personal sexual fantasy doesn't stay private then it has consequences."
Stan took a big deep breath then said "also if you take a true relationship for granted there are negative consequences."
Stan turned to face Wendy.
He went on to say "I've had time to realize my lack of communication and attention was insensitive. Though I hope I can work my way back to a relationship with you."
Wendy calls Stan down with hand motions and he jumps off the stage to see her.
Kyle takes the microphone and says "just like you shouldn't believe everything you hear or read you shouldn't believe every picture you see. Now days anyone can alter a picture from that which is reality."
Kyle took a deep breath and said "Nicole I want you to know I was never in a homosexual relationship with Eric Cartman. Eric Theodore Cartman is a fat sack of shit. Eric Theodore Cartman I want to break your neck."
"Fuck you Kyle" Eric yelled from the audience.
In the meantime two girls in the audience were ready to hunt for two boys who just broke up.
"Millie let's remember one important thing that Stan and Kyle spoke of. If we want a relationship it must be true and we must strive for it. We can't take it for granted" Esther said.
Millie replied "damn right!"
TO BE CONTINUED