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Fang Has an Accident

No! Not that way! Hi, I'm Fang, your resident emo. I'm not actually emo, but whatever. You want to know what the accident? I spilt some juice during breakfast. Okay maybe the whole jug. And maybe I got so thirsty from cleaning it up; I decided to drink a whole other jug. So naturally, off to the porcelain throne I go. I'll stop talking to you. Breaking a wall or something.

I sat down on the toilet and…did my business. I reached out to get a roll when lo and behold, someone had taken the roll! I was fuming when I heard a little giggle. Angel!

"Angel! Give me that roll."

"No. Don't bother yelling for Max, she's here too, she's helping me."

I was confused. "Why are you picking on me?"

"Cuz you didn't help me get a roll last time!"

"Hey! Max didn't either!" I protested.

"She made up for it by buying Celeste some clothes."

My mouth dropped open, "But Gazzy!"

"He's my own brother! But yeah, I would have done this to Gazzy, except you went to the bathroom first."

I was in a bit of a predicament. "ANGEEL! I'LL BUY CELESTE SOME CLOTHES, JUST LET ME OUT!

"One, Celeste doesn't need anymore clothes and two, you locked the door."

"Actually, I didn't," I said triumphantly.

There was silence than, "ewwwwww! Don't you lock the door! What if someone walked in on you?" Max and Angel were squealing.

"I usually do!" I defended, "I just didn't this time."

Max laughed. "Suuuure Fang."

Angel then said something weird. "You can always get out by looking the other way."

"What is that some kind of prophecy? I told you Percy Jackson was to mature for her!" I yelled at Max.

I could practically see them rolling their eyes at each other.

"You should have paid attention Fangles, she just told you how to get out!"

Darn it! I forgot what it was! "Angel? Sweetie? Could you say it again?"

"Never!" Then I heard them walking away. So I sat. And sat. And sat some more.

I had a terrible thought. What if I died on the toilet? That would terrible to write on the gravestone: Died by toilet. Actually, the toilet didn't do anything; he just withered and died while sitting on it.

In the afternoon, well, I guess it was since I could smell pasta that they were eating for lunch. I heard footsteps up the stairs and then, "Fang?"

"GAZZY! HELP ME!"

"Sorry, Max said I wasn't allowed to, but here." I heard some shuffling and then a granola bar was slid under the door. Across from me, I COULDN"T REACH IT! But I was thankful for the thought, so I thanked him. "Thanks Gazzy. If you don't hear my screams in the morning, it's because I died." I heard him walk away.

A few hours later, I started hallucinating. I was just so hungry. I saw a unicorn gallop out of the shower and starting eating grass out of the bathtub, and then I saw a dragon eating cotton candy in the sink. The worst part was, there was a girl on the dragon. And my pants were around my ankles. She screamed bloody murder and I'm surprised no one else heard. She averted her eyes and jumped off the dragon. She was a purple haired girl with a ninja mask on and a leather cat suit thing. She said, I'm here to help you!"

"Can you get me out of here? Or get me another roll?" I asked hopefully.

"No, but, oh this is bothering me" In seconds, a censor bar thing was across my, area. "That's better!" she laughed. "I can't get another roll, but I can make you not hungry."

"THANK YOU THANK YOU!" I cried out. Help at last!

"Fang? What are you yelling about?" I heard Nudge from downstairs.

"Nothing, there's just a girl in here!" I yelled back. I heard peels of laughter.

"There you go!" She waved her hands and my starving feeling was gone. "It will only last a few hours, but I'm sure someone will get you out." She smiled.

"Then you don't know the flock." I sighed. She just giggled and then disappeared. Then Fred disappeared which made me sad. Oh, that was the unicorn by the way.

At nightfall, I was starving again. So I tried to swallow my spit. Didn't help, my mouth was dry. Gosh I was really thirsty. Then I remembered, when there's like, no water in your house and your really thirsty, you have to… I looked behind me at the thingy that kept all the clean water in.

As I was drinking the first drop, I happened to gaze up.

"DAMN IT, IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG!"

"No swearing Fang, there are little people here."

Evil Max! Sayonara!