Chapter 3

Okay I know it seems long before Greed comes in, but a chapter after this one and he is in. Trust me, I can't wait either that's why I'm doing this as fast as I can.

"I'm a girl!!" Edward yelled touching his face down to his body. "This cannot be! This will totally ruin my rep!!" Already talking in girl talk. Edward was now touching his butt."I have a butt…oh my gosh!" He turned to Paul. "Change me back, now!!!" Ed screamed."Okay! Okay! Feisty little girl.""Don't call me little either!" Edward steamed, turning red. Nothing good came out of this, not to him of course.

"Brother!" Alphonse pointed a finger up from the metal tin.

"What!!" He replied angrily back at his brother.

Alphonse backed away, "I was just going to say you're taller…"

Edward sparkled. He sparkled like Armstrong, "I am!" Now Edward thought that was one best thing that came out, and actually nothing can top it. "I'm taller!?"Paul looked over remembering his boy gender "…Yeah you are." Edward clapped his hands together, "cool!" Paul nodded."Wait…change me back!" He exploded quickly.

"Okay!" Paul looked around at the mess, throwing everything, books, papers, boxes."Uh...um-oh." Paul chuckled nervously.

"What do you mean uh-oh?!"

"Well uh , I don't have anymore male genes…" Paul looked away.

"WHAT!!!" Edward jumped high in anger, having to have Alphonse hold him. (Still the same old brother though…" Alphonse thought.

"Well then how do you get another!?" Edward asked.

"To be able to get another one, it'll take about 2-3 weeks."

"Nooo!" Edward fell to the floor.

"Brother, maybe you should just calm and suck it in. I mean your not being a girl forever."

"Yeah," Edward toke a deep breath, "yeah you're right, not forever and I can experience it. Right? Right!" Edward paused, "but you better get it!" Looking at Paul, holding his fist up, tighten.

"I know, I will." Paul backed scared. "…Well it's time to leave!" Pushing the Elric br- I mean bro and sister out. Edward couldn't believe it! First he had to go to the colonel, then see if the Rockbells have something that looks like skin to cover the automail, sadly that stayed.

Having to be a draft full girl. Edward decided to first step in front of the Colonel. "I hate this.' Edward said walking to meet the Colonel again after doing so about an hour or two, and that's what pissed him off the most. Getting there, he kept whispering on what Mustang will say, all the cruel words. Edward went into the office, Mustang looking up.

"Why hello, why may you be?"

"Shut up, it's me mustang." Edward barked.

"Whoa! Beautiful women shouldn't be mean to people they first met."

Edward's face fired up, "DON'T CALL ME BEAUTIFUL!"

'Um…Colonel, it's brother, Edward." Alphonse said quickly.

"What!? Edward turned into a girl? How could this be?" Mustang stood. "Freak accident," Edward said fast. "Look we couldn't get it, turn into a girl. The end, goodbye." Edward turning to leave.

"Okay, but wait." Mustang Paused. "I need the pocket watch."

"What! Why?" Edward was more pissed of then ever now.

"I need it." Mustang having his hand motion a "gimme." Edward slammed it on his desk. "Fine, have it! I don't care." Now leaving with Al.

"Okay when will you be turned back though?"

"Two to three weeks." Edward waving his hand back goodbye,

"Okay, see Edwardlina…"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" Already out the door, as Alphonse quickly slammed the door.

"Well now to Winry's!" Alphonse said quickly. "Right! To the train station." Edward walking there

I'm done! WAHAHAHAHA!!! I like this! Fear me for I have turn Edward into a girl…I mean Paul.