Hello. Yes. Its a new chapter. Involving Klex. Have fun.

Did you know that when there's a sex riot on Narnia about the best gay couple since the bible, you tend to not realise there's a celebrity in your room.

At that precise moment I did not give a damn though. I mean I was too busy counting down days, fantasising conversations… and maybe a tiny smidge more than just verbal communication.

I mean who couldn't not freak…

Its Klaine…

On November 8th…

Having sex.

So to make this clear as… well clear glass… I, and the entire Klaine fan base just found out that Klaine. Kurt and Blaine. Hummel and Anderson. Dapper and Diva. Diet Coke and Sunglasses. Are going to have sex. Of course Narnia exploded. I was legitimately surprised that we didn't cause the internet to crash.

But anyway on November 8th some sirius shiz is gonna go down. So then the evolution of the Klex riot began. Within seconds there were: fanfics, images, interviews and most importantly gif's. But whilst I was lost in Narnia, Bertie entered the room. I tell you now. Me, Meygen and Caroline. Teamed up on EGoRF and Narnia. Freaking about Klex. Whilst my arranged husband is in the room?

.Disaster.

He asked me what the hell was going on, since I was dying as well as being glued to my laptop… call it multi-tasking if you will. I couldn't speak. I found a gif to explain the situation… It said 'It's a Klaine SEX RIOT!' In flashing letters.

Although he seemed to not be affected… I think he secretly died of excitement inside ;). Caroline was going crazy though. Like Brittany on happy pills. Only worse.

Of course that all changed when I read Caroline's post out loud-

"Interview after Klex:
Darren: It was just a really beautiful moment, it was really there, all the emotions and all the feelings and it wasn't just a scene, it was incredibly organic and with the candles and all and then the music and it was just extremely magical. I really think that Kurt and Blaine's first time was better than everyone else's because it was so organic and beautiful and it's just something that was bound to happen with all the love that they felt for each other, then sometimes you just have to act on that love and then they made love and it was just... It was magical.
Chris: lol yeah they fucked." Crying with laughter in a matter of seconds, holding on to each other gasping for breath, but starting to laugh all over when we saw the others face. You see me and Bertie. We bonded. Not sure how exactly but we did. I guess over the fact that our parents are forcing us into our future, maybe that neither of us have our dad. I don't know what it was but it was a blessing in disguise. Obviously except for the whole marriage part. That was still a touchy subject.

Earlier I had made it my personal mission to inform him on everything that goes on in the Epic Group of Random Fandom's. Including the fact that he IS a Drarry lovechild… He didn't respond well to that conversation… baring in mind it lead to searching the 'M' rated Drarry fics. It was too bad Caroline or Meygen weren't there to see it. They would have enjoyed the moment greatly.

He'd also started school. The one across the road from mine to be precise… Meygen heard gossip from her sorta distant friend, Phoebe, and it just so happened to be that Bertie Gilbert was going to the school over the road. Also that Kayla, my year group's resident bitch and slut, was out to get him… I may have gotten a bit jealous. I don't know why though. I mean Bertie was my friend. Nothing more… just great friends... Yeah let's call it that.

But then again… I could…

I mean I guess it's possible.

Me: *defeated sigh*

I'm just gonna get it out there. I think I'm in love with my best friend, my arranged husband. But he probably doesn't love me back; it would be stupid if he did. But there's always hope. I'm not ever gonna stop believing. Believing that we could be something…

... So yeh K. That was a chapter. As you should have guessed. So review, critisize, catch a bird, get eaten by said bird an- Wait Tasha might tell me off for being nasty to my readers... Again. So yeah... Dont die.

BYE!