"hello sir hav u herd the wrod of tha lorb" man says. oznike is awkon rudly from nap with donkh by man with gud hair but hair nut as gud as hes.
"What? I am the lord."
"you wuz." donkeh sad.
ozzy looks off into distanc wistfuly, ovrewelmd by sad memeories.
"Bitch, you're right," he say to donk.
"why r u talking to a donky." strange man gies tem strnge look.
"Because the donkey is talking to me. Are you deaf, peasant?"
"domkeh isnt speak"
"I am speak" donkeh said. "plus i nvr shut up i love talking it really annoys ppls"
man looks at the,m, lik he dint hera anyting. oznozle luks expecntantl at him. nothgn. only confusin.
"I'm not crazy!" he ululated.
man only goggles eys at hm. "u ned jesus." liuks mor closly. "do i kno u"
"YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME IN YOUR LIFE!" ozie shreks n runs aay, dokeg folloing behnd him.