100 Team Gai Prompts
63. Do Not Disturb
Neji and Tenten stood outside of the door absolutely horrified, reading the sign that hung from the knob: "Do not disturb!"
"No, stop it Gai-sensei! I don't want it!"
"You don't know what you're talking about Lee, everybody wants some of this!"
"I can't handle it! It's too much!"
"Oh come on Lee, you can handle the Curry of Life. I don't see why you can't handle something a little more spicy."
"Take it out already! It's overflowing my-"
"Hush Lee, I'm much more experienced in this than you. I know how to make it good."
"Oh Gai-sensei, you really know what you're doing. Mhm! It's soooo good! I love it! I love it!"
By now, Neji and Tenten had turned into stone statues before Tenten decided to speak, "Hey Neji, I dare you to use your Byakugan to see what's going on in there."
"No frickin' way," he refused, utterly petrified.
"Fine, I'm going in there then. I can't bear to let this go on any longer," the weapons mistress declared, slowly turned the knob and peeking in.
"Oh Tenten, Neji! You're just in time to try some of our chili con carne!"
And with that, the non-green members of team Gai promptly fainted.
A/N: Overdone? Yes. Any less fun? Hell no! Peace. Love. Happiness.