A/N: I can finally be in a good mood now that RAW is on. It's the only thing that I look forward to in the week.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest tonight: Jeff Hardy," Maria giggled. They were always playing that she liked him in the storylines. She and Jeff were actually quite good friends. She didn't mind. I wish they'd put me in a storyline with Randy, she thought as Jeff walked up to her.

"Hello, Maria. How are you doing tonight?"

"I'm fine, Jeff. Now, I'm supposed to ask you something…"

Jeff smiled at her. "Maria, darling, you're supposed to ask me about my Intercontinental Championship match against Carlito tonight."

"Oh, yeah," she giggled. "How do you feel about that?"

"I feel fine about it, actually. I've beaten Carlito countless times tonight. The fact that it's a ladder match just makes it all the more easier for me."

Someone walked up next to Maria and Jeff glared at him. Maria turned to see who it was. She looked up to see Randy looking back down at her.

"Randy, get out of here," Jeff demanded.

"Whoa, calm down, pretty boy," Randy smirked.

"Orton, I don't think you have any right to call someone a pretty boy."

"Settle down, Skittle hair. I'm just here to send you a message."

"And that would be?"

Maria's neck was getting tired from looking back and forth between the boys. Her arm was getting sore from flinging the microphone back and forth between them. Her eyes got wide. She had no idea that any of this was supposed to happen.

"Your little Intercontinental Championship defense against Carlito has been cancelled. Instead, you're in a match against me."

"Really, Randy? Well, it just looks like my night has gotten a whole lot easier."

"Don't be so sure, Jeff. You see, it also just happens to be an inter-gender match. I've picked a Diva that could beat the crap out of any other Diva here, so good luck finding a partner."

"Really? Who did you pick?"

Randy grinned. "Melina."

"That's who you picked? That's ridiculous. It's going to be so easy for me to find a partner."

"Then find one."

"Okay, I will." Jeff turned to Maria and asked, "Maria, would you care to be my partner tonight?" He held his hand out to her.

Maria smiled. "I'd love to." She placed her hand in his and they walked off, leaving Randy alone.

Maria went back to the locker room to get ready since she had a match to compete in. Candice wasn't there. Normally, she would talk to Candice before her matches to settle herself down. This time, she was glad that Candice wasn't around. She didn't want to think of the possible relationship between her and Randy while she was out in the ring.

Who was she kidding? She knew that was all she would be thinking of in the ring.

She wore her typical black pants. She pulled on a sparkly pink bikini top and over that she wore a pink and white cutoff hoodie. She rushed down to the gorilla position because she was running late. (A/N: THEY SHOWED CODY FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS!)

She skidded when she saw Jeff. Maria almost passed him up. Randy and Melina were already in the ring, waiting for their opponents. The pair went out to Jeff's music. Maria attempted the Jeff Hardy dance, but it didn't come out very well.

Maria and Melina started off the match. Melina dominated, which was to be expected. Maria knew that she wasn't over with the fans as a good wrestler. She was fine with that, just as long as they didn't hate her. Melina grabbed the ropes and stepped on Maria's neck. She broke when the referee counted to four. Maria lay there and sold that she couldn't breathe.

That's when Melina went in and tagged in Randy.

It was an inter-gender match, so Jeff wasn't allowed to come in until Maria tagged him. Randy picked her up, and she started shaking, afraid that he was going to hit her.

Instead, he brushed the hair out of her eyes. His hand cupped her cheek and Randy noticed that Maria's lips were trembling.

On the apron, Jeff had a confused look on his face. Melina was gagging to herself.

Maria's eyes widened. They stared into Randy's baby blue ones. She was hoping, praying, that this was real and not just a storyline. She wanted this more than anything.

Randy bent down and kissed her.

Maria kissed back. She had totally forgotten that she was supposed to despise Randy. The kiss was broken once Jeff got in the ring and knocked Randy away. Jeff and Randy rolled out of the ring, punching each other. Maria was blindsided by Melina, and they started beating each other senseless.

Jeff got away from Randy and helped Maria get away from Melina. He helped her out to the back.

"Jeff, do you have any idea what that was about?"

Jeff shrugged. "I suppose they're sticking us all in a love triangle or something. Anyways, I have to go…" he said, and then he walked away.

Randy passed her. "Randy, can I talk to you for a moment?"

He winked at her and smiled. "What's up?"

Maria stopped breathing for a moment when she looked in Randy's eyes. "Um…Is…um, is Candice going to be okay with this?"

He laughed. "Of course she is. This is just storyline after all." He continued to grin.

"Randy, would you quit that! Do you even like Candice?"

Randy's grin quickly disappeared. "Of course I like her. Why would you think otherwise?"

"Because…"

Maria never got to finish what she was going to say. That was because Randy pulled her close right away and kissed her once again.

When they broke apart, Maria just stared at him. She was confused now more than she had ever been in her whole life.

"Randy, what are you doing?"

Randy chuckled and said, "Don't you get it?"

A/N: I am shaking. I cannot breathe. I am just so…FUCKING HAPPY!

CODY IS A MOTHER FUCKING TAG TEAM CHAMPION!

I still fucking hate Hardcore Holly, though.

During my celebration, my mom said this: "FINE! JUMP AROUND ALL YOU WANT BUT IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOU SCREAM OVER MY TELEVISION EVERY SINGLE TIME THAT CODY IS ON I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL DISCONNECT THE CABLE!"

Good luck with that, mom.

CODY IS A CHAMPION!

Nothing can bring me down.

I am so fucking happy right now.

And Lita is on. I love her.

And I love you all.

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