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Lots of blood tentacles diapersa accidentaly getting raped! If you are TOO SCARED you should go run to you're mommy and cry and such on her milk! But I know your not scared becuz your brain capacity is large and you're smart enough to fap all over the guro vore no matter how much it scares you until it OPENS YOUR MIND and gives you extreme badass "fetish" kinks!
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Okay now this is the after the warnings section of AN stuff and I got to talk to you my wise and wonderful smart badass great readers about the 2 kinds of reviews for serious!
1st things first. Their was a great review on "Tron Bone II: Dark of the Moon' just th'other day and it was by a REALLY SMART dude or chick so badass and great whom guesses the Easter Egg correctly! This chapter WRITTEN IN HONOR OF THAT REVIEW as memorial for all time and you see now that Harry Apprentice rewards reviews with more chappies!
One easter egg has been claimed from that fanfiction story and that is the city name I make you guess is Seattle! This is correct answer and all the other readers whom were too slow or not smar. enough or maybe just lazy MISSED OUT ON THAT EASTER EGG and cannot claim it now for only one review/point/claim per Easter egg is aloud. But, but THERE ARE MANY EASTER EGGS PER STORY so the others can still be claimed by MORE SMART REVIEWS and you can go there read story and write the right review to get easter egg points and add up your point on you're profile for sexy boasting!
2nd things second. Now the other kind of review is the bad review kind which can GET YOU PUT IN JAIL maybe and I'm not joking here let me explain how it can happen for reals! The police read fan fictions to look for pedos! This is whut the FBI does! If you are PEDO you go to jail and this is karma justice world peace. Loli is pedo and so is shouta!
Now how do I know some bad reviews are from pedophiles? I answer you this: if somebuddy reviews and says I am 10 years old this means they were imagining a ten-year-old writing a storry and they were fapping to it! If I am not ten years old this is a lying review, but if I am 10 years old then the review is from a pedo! This is what happens when you erotic to underage p-rn!
The underage and the p-rn do not mix or else it makes you a criminal! If you write a review like that and believe it, you are a pedo and the FBI might find you! But if you write a review like that and, and you don't believe then you are WRITING A LYING REVEIW ON PURPOSE and this logic by the smart Harry Apprentice proves it in front of the whole internet! If your write that review you are so asahamed as either a liar OR a pedo! It hasta be one or the other!
Now I tell you the truth now I AM NOT TEN YEARS OLD for I am very, very old and prob. older than you, so this means you are not a pedo and the FBI would not get you even if you were the readers who makes that review and so I DELETE the review for the FBI does not need it as evidence but THAT DUDE OR CHICK WAS WALKING THE THIN ICE and not in a badass way but in a very bad way that "flirts" with jail so be careful all boys and girls for what kind of reviews you wriet can DETERMINE YOUR FUTURE!
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Kazumi said, "Bad kitty! Bad!" in the Cartman voice like when Cartman's mom said afterwards Kitty is sleeping with mommy tonight! This comes from a certain show that maybe you can guess the name of! Guess episode name too for a bonus second easter egg!
Natsuki the cat-girl cried from the ashamed and than evil Kazumi wants to humiliate her more for humiliation fetish! This is where his kink points come from! Kazumi decided to make Natsuki think racist thoughts! This was badass evil but don't do it becuzse the baddass points are not worth the bad karma points!
Kazumi was humiliation fetish in my storry becuz I change him from his canon self toilet-sexual becase that fetish of lusting the chick in the toilet and lick the toilet is gross and disgust! No splashing in toilet water in MY SUPERIOR BRAND of Harry fan fiction! This fanfic delivers for your needs because by delete the toilet-sexual orientation from Kazumi for you can't fap to that.
Netsuki was drinking orange juice and she said, "I'm porking my lover-friends Kazumi the virgin and Sakura the artificial v-rgin just as soon as as soon as I finish my orange juice!"
"No that is racist!"
"What?"
Everyone looked at Natsuki catgirl THE RACIST for she had been tricked into saying racist thing and Kazumi was so smar. with his tricking that everybuddy prob. thinks it is not his fault but all Natsuki burdened with racist guilt all herself alone!
Natsuki says, "Kitty don't understand! Can haz cheeseburger?"
Her brain is low capacity and does not understand. She has a cat brain and is not smart like Quorra from TRON fandom or Dr. Mefisto the self-fisting expert from SOUTH PARK whom are both genius level Mensa IQ characters.
Kazumi explains: "When you say 'juice' you are making a 'Jews' pun and that is not cool becase of the Holocaust! If you say 'orange juice' and then drink it you are EVEN MORE RACIST becuz the Nazis ate Jews so you are making a racist pun and then right after you are than eating 'Jews' or AKA 'Juice' which looks like a pun holocaust and is not funny!"
This is why you must always always avoid people who make Hitler jokes or 9/11 jokes or say they are nazis for this is the God wins rule and you always lose! God wins and humans loses so don't do it dudes and chicks!
Natsuki embarasses which is a pun with em-bare-ass which is embaring the back place! Bare is without clothing but not bear which is an animal and another pun for I know English and good grades.
Netsuki cries: "How I call this drink then? I do not want to holocaust racist Nazis!"
Kazumi astonishes: "You cannot holocaust racist Nazis for they are a race which was outlawed as the only all-evil race that was ever discovered and now no more Nazis exist! The nazi hunters kill the last surviving Nazis in South America last decades and now their all dead! You must not imitate the Nazi mind and you can do this by calling what you drink now 'orangey' and you shall also not say 'grape juice' any longer but call it 'grapey' if you want to love Jews and be good karma points world peace!"
This way the smart badass evil Kazumi had tricked green-haired catgirl Natsuki into thinking racist thoughts every time she drinks her orangey for the rest of her life! Grapey too! It is like that South Park episode when the show tricked most kids into go up to bikers and call them f-gs and is very badass as South Park is always doing the trickery and you hafta be very smart to not fall for it but if you get experience and learn from your mistakes and are very smart like me than you will eventually "catch on" about how south park is evil and tricksie that way and stop getting fooled but you can then lie to the little kids about it and trick them instead!
Natsuki said, "This one time, at band camp, I saw Neville kitty-porking with mayonaise for he is evil!"
Sakura the foxgirl says, "That is becuz life is like a box of chocolate and some chocolate have rotten mayonaiyse inside!"
So the porking starts with condoms safer s-x and everyone by the sides of the road starts fapping to it which is also called m-sturbati-n. They upload to facebook and youtube from they're phones and their eye-phones!
Kazumi, Natsuki and Sakura did three live swirlies and a reverse cowgirl "eating out" down there! No they didn't because I the author just lied to you! It was actually much kinkier than that! What they really did was double teabagging combined with Columbian necktie! No they didn't because that was a lie too! It was much, much kinkier and you should GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN FROM THE KINKY!
First it was like Lemon Party but not with old dudes, then it was like 2 girls 1 cup but with grapey instead of yucky stuff that kills your boner, and next it was like Kids in a Sandbox but with threesome and n-pples! This probably you can't imagine so listen hard to the explanation so you can fix all the sexy details in your brain and fap to it day and night whenever you want to imagine it again!
Kazumi, Netsuki and Sakura all lay down in "railroad tracks" position with condoms and of course they are n-ked nude for clothing s-x dont work very well! Netsuki and Sakura do double penetration or "DP" which is very popular! Sakura put one long hard n-pple into Natsuki's back place and the other n-pple into Natsuki's front place!
Now the train tracks must complete with Kazumi! Natsuki now puts one of her n-pple into his back place and her other n-pple into his pee-pee hole! The 3 joined in three-some pork slowly, slowly, slowy "HOT AND HEAVY" feel so good and orgasm greatly and than pork fast, fast, fast and Kazumi sweats more and more from his pee-pee hole and from all the org-sms the 2 chicks are having. It is very good and sexy! They keep having sexual s-x!
All this time Mutsuki has still been looking at Ciel's childhood every 5 or 6 mins. and every time she get punished by diapers spanking blood tentacles guro rape fetish and Dokuro-chan blodgeons Musuki's head off to make fountain of blood and then angel magicks her back to life for PEDO IS EVIL AND MUST PUNISHMENT!
Kazumi uses his last weapon to help Mutsuki shed her inner pedophile that she was born with! This is the way to defeat pedo! Loli and shota is not an urge you should have so it is useful to know how to save yourself and the adults around you too! Listen closely for this is the sacred teaching that earth religions try to hide from you but aliens know!
Straight hetero leads to pedo! Straight and pedo are similar but gay and pedo are opposite! If you only have straight s-x you are at risk to become pedohpile! If you only have gay s-x same gender porking than you will never become pedo! If you have both gay s-x and straight s-x and you find yourself becoming lolicon or shotacon that means YOU NEED MORE GAY PORKING!
The ultimate anti-pedo weapon for chicks is yaoi, for chicks cannot resist the yaoi at all! Kazumi had a 3-some with Lesbian yuri s-x in it (between foxgirl and cat-girl) but he was missing yaoi and needed to add it! He gives the "gay" homosexual wink and hand signal to Haruto, and then Haruto realizes Kazumi wants man-porking! Haruto turns back from his Nyotalia form and becomes instead strong sexy man with oiled muscles and square moobs which are called "pecs" in the magazines and are very manly and HOT AND HEAVY for licking sucking explore man-j-zz sweatly! He began in heat and giving off "Christian" smell!
Haruto begs, "Please rape me for I need the wooden bone Kazumi! Please help us prove to the watching audience on the sides of road and on youTube too that all love should be alowed and fapping in public no matter how much the gay liberal agenda and the anti-gay agenda both together tries to supress true desires and hoard all gay s-x for those with birth privildeges!" he said.
Kazumi says, "Haruto for you are my TRUE LOVE and we will spank each other with yaoi but now there are chick's n-pples occupying my schlong and my back place so how will we pork with NO RESTRICTIONS like my sweet heart demands?"
And then, and then, Haruto thought and thunk until he got drunk from mad power and he knew how to join the yaoi!
"Your balls, Kazumi! We could do porking just like t-tty-porking but with b-lls instead of boobies!"
This is called nutty-porking for I just named it now for could not find it term word on urban dictionary.
Haruto puts his pecker there and in that instant the three-some become a four-some which is also very popular at college! Haruto says, "I'm effing nuts" becase that is a pun! But he actually said 'porking' instead becauxse Naruto is a wuss chickshit baby and not badass enuf to say the real f-word.
It it yaoi at one end of the "railroad tracks" with the dudes Kazumi and Naruto man-porking LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW and on the opposite end of foursome you see the two chicks are girl-porking, and than right in the middle the yaoi and the yuri blend with hetero where Kazumi has cat-nipples inside him! There 4 bodies form a special shapes outline talisman sigil like you find in grimoires or Kaballa sacred texts from Wicca druids!
The power of yaoi reaches Mutsuki the shota-sexual! She stops dying and resurrecting in a cycle of rapetastic guro diaper hentai and instead channels her inner proud Lesbian which she always had secretly inside her but did not realize becase of society teachings like the Lady Gaga song! She knows that she can become lebian through the power of yaoi and give up her underage for she should always pork as her sweet heart demands and not according to how she was born! Limits from birth are not democracy but only when all join hands in love and world peace equality with unconditional love blessings!
Mutsuki began her transformation sequence! She spins and gets sparkly princess shoes! She is n-ked in the original version but not in the cr-ppy American dub! Janpanese squiglies write in the air around her and the camera goes into slow motion around, around, around her body and she kisses another glowy girl like in Madoka Magicka anime and this makes her bobbies get inflated bigger and all sorts of fancy spinnging fires and clothing and crowns and wings and feathers lazer eyes and halos!
Matsuki screams: "Heavenly sprouts pretty cure angel mist!" and than she bursts into many flowers which re-form bit by bit into a Miko silouette you can only see dark against a glowy background but then it lights up orange and filled with swooping cards from tarot and origami! When the figure lights up again you can see that Mutsuki is now a proud and beautiful lesbian who lusts after other chicks HOT AND HEAVY and that!
Mutsuki says, "When yaoi and shota battle, only yaoi can win!"
Now since Kazumi was Buddist he got Buddha points for turning Mutsuki away from underage shota-sexual! Also becaues Haruto was Christain he got Jesus points for the same thing! This is why it is LIMITING to only have one religione for you only get one kind of points at a time. If you are Miko you get Shinto points, if you are Jewissh you get Moses points, if you are Hindu you get Gandhi points, if you are Islam you get points from the prophet who cannot be named, and so on and so forth. Now you can get DOUBLE KARMA POINTS for every good deed you performed IF YOU HAVE TWO RELIGIONS AT THE SAME TIME for this is just common sense.
You might have closed mind and think this is impossible but OPEN YOUR MIND! Now if you study books with important stuff in them and science you might have read that Japan dudes and chicks mostly have 2 religions at the same time. This is becase Japanese brains are larger capacity than white people brains! You might also notice Jaqpan is the most sucessful nation on earth! This is from most citizens having DOUBLE KARMA POINTS every time they do good and also from other advantages of smart brains.
Now this is more logic to prove the point: aleins have spaceships that go very, very fast. They do star travel and this means they outsmarted Einsein for he don't know any better than relativity which is not going any faster than speed of light. Aliens have very high technology. Now, with high technology comes the greater power to destroy apocalypse your own species and the only way to prevent this is world peace.
Aliens are so peaceful they can have "With great power comes great responsibly" and do it perfect harmony acceptance of all equality.
However, when there are different religion for diffrent groups, they always cause war! So this proves logic the aliens have all religions at the same time which you can also tell by looking at how HUGE there heads are! Those are effing huge heads with tiny bodies but that is enough brain capacity to believe in all the religions at the same time and SEE NO CONFLICT!
This is mystery religion like when Christ used to be Apollo and before that was Egyptian gods! It is too hard for human brains to understand so we call it mystery but aleins know for sure! Open your minds, boys and girls! If you are very smart and try very, very hard you can maybe have 3 religions AT THE SAME TIME which is about the human limit but this is still AMAZING for it brings you TRIPLE KARMA CHI POINTS for every good deed.
Pink lizard nurse came onto the freeway highway riding on Godzilla's back becuz Godzilla had an evil plan against DeVry university! Pink-Lizard nurse looked like the video game but she had photoshop boobies! She proclaimed the sacred woman truth while Godzilla proclaimed the homophobia evil!
Godzilla attacks!
Kazuma notices this and he herioc says, "For we must stop porking to fight Godzilla and help pink lizard nurse! Please pull your n-pples out of me and each other!"
They both chicks pull out and Sakura says, "Kazumi I do not know whut you are talking about for there were never any n-pples inside you or the other chick! It is impossible for n-pples to get large and hard as peckers and for chicks to pork that way."
Since Kazumi was evil the catgirl and foxgirl had tricked Kazumi with punishment! He tries to open his mind to believe but it will not open enough. He tries to look close at their n-pples to figure out and it still looks like schlong-shaped there anmd his thoughts mash together and he does not comprehend the mystery!"
Kazumi says, "What?"
They answered him, "It was not n-pples. It was actually mango worms!"
Since they are furrys they have parasites in their fur just like real dogs or cats at home do!
Mutsuki went into her dungeon where she had Quorra tied up and went totally lesbo on her HOT AND HEAVY for Mutsuki was no longer interested in underage boys!