-1Chapter 3: Hard Times (innuendo alert)
Disclaimer: same as it ever was
"Okay so my plan didn't work that well" Aeris says nursing her chest which still had a puncture mark "But at least I gave it a go, what did any of you lot do?"
"well"
"I was thinking about"
"I spiked his morning coffee with Viagra"
The 3 girls quickly turned to Elena "really?"
The blond just smiled "yup, and he's got a meeting with Tseng and Rufus today!"
"Oh that is evil Elena"
"I know"
"Can't wait to see the look on his face"
"But wait" Tifa interrupted, "how does that get us any closer to killing him"
"it's a physiological attack" Elena said "we break his mind before breaking his body"
"Aww" Yuffie moaned "its no fun if they're just moping around like Vin-Vin"
"Yuffie and Vincent sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" sang Aeris while Tifa giggled
"You have such a HUGE crush on him Yuffie"
"Do Not!"
"Do to!"
"Do not!"
"Do to!"
"Enough!" Shouted Tifa, getting wary of all the talk about Mr. not-a-vampire-but-emo-clown "So, anyway we can see the effects Elena?"
"Yup, I'll take in a miniature camera to work with me"
"Okay, see you Blondzilla!"
Sigh, "Goodbye Yuffie"
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The Shinra Turk department (or Turkeys as yuffie refers to them) was a maze of cubicles, with Tseng's office as the predominant feature nearest the exit. But today's main attraction was the shriek that came from Reno's area when he discovered phase 1 of operation "fire extinguisher".
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MISTER HAPPY?!"
Elena Smirked, this would provide hours of entertainment for everyone.