"Ready when you're ready. Remember we want Daredevil alive." Coulson says his finger ready to pull the trigger on the sniper he is holding.
"Ready" Spider-man says, he is ready to swing into the building the team are raiding.
"Ready" Tony says.
"Wade, Steve you may…" Coulson was interrupted by Deadpool bursting into building shooting any enemy he sees.
Deadpool clears the whole room in seconds.
"Thanks for your help, Cap. I can really see why you're a part of this team." Deadpool jokes.
Steve walks into the building.
"Did Wade just clear out the whole room?" Coulson says.
"Why are we even here? Wade could probably do the whole thing himself." Spidey says.
"To make sure he is doing what he's told" Coulson says.
"Hey, I can follow orders fine. My concentration on every mission is amazi…..Oh look, I found a penny" Deadpool says as he picks up the penny.
"Can we just hurry this up?" Tony says impatiently.
"Alright, alright, I'll continue the mission. Jeez, you guys really need to see the bright side of life." Deadpool says.
"There is no way Fury chose him for this mission" Coulson says.
Deadpool walks into an elevator.
"Which floor do we go to?" Deadpool asks.
Steve presses the button for the 11th floor.
"Ohhhh, 11 is my favourite number. I also like 1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and 5, and 6, and…."
"I think we get the picture" Tony interrupts Wade.
Cap turns off Deadpools communicator.
The elevator doors open.
The room is empty except for the giant computer sitting at the back.
"Don't worry. Tony has shut down the security on that floor." Coulson says.
Deadpool walks into the room.
"Wade, I need you to look around for any traps." Steve says.
"If I find one, can I keep it?" Deadpool asks.
"Yeah, okay"
Deadpool wonders off and starts checking for the non-existent traps.
"He's distracted. Now what do I do?" Cap asks Coulson.
"Get on that computer and do what Tony tells you to do." Coulson says.
Steve walks over to the computer and turns it on.
"Wait a sec" Tony says.
While Tony walks Steve through the operation, Deadpool finds a kitchen area.
Deadpool walks in and finds a fridge.
"What do they have in here?" Deadpool says.
He opens the fridge and pulls out a box of pizza.
"Jackpot" Deadpool says.
Deadpool starts searching for a way to heat up the pizza.
Steve works the computer.
Steve finds the information he needs.
"Daredevil isn't here." Steve says.
"Then where is he?" Coulson asks.
"Hang on, I'm finding out now" Steve says.
Meanwhile, Deadpool finds a control panel while looking for a microwave.
"Can I push a button?" Deadpool asks.
After a while Deadpool says, "I'll take that as a yes", and pushes the button.
The button trips an alarm.
"What the hell is that noise" Steve says.
"Someone set off the alarm manually, where's Wade?" Tony says.
Steve looks around and sees Wade.
"It wasn't me. It was Spider-man." Deadpool says.
"Does he have to come with us?" Steve asks.
"Unfortunately yes" Coulson answers.
"I'm sending Daredevils location to Tony right now. How do I do that?" Steve says.
Tony tells Steve how to send him the location.
Hydra start swarming the building.
Two helicopters are buzzing around the building.
Peter webs a helicopter and holds onto it.
Peter pulls two people out of the helicopter and webs them to the building.
Peter goes in and knocks out the other two people in the helicopter.
Peter opens the pilot's door.
"Hello, how's it going?" Spidey says.
The pilot starts trying to shake Spidey off.
"That's not going to get rid of me. Here let me try"
Spidey grabs the wheel and starts steering.
The pilot punches him.
"Hey, that's not very nice. I'm just trying to help you out."
The pilot goes to punch Spidey again, but Spidey dodges.
"I think it is too dangerous to have you in the helicopter so I'm just gonna get you out."
Spidey throws the pilot out and webs him to the roof of a building.
"You know you can kill them, right?" Coulson says.
"I know. It's just not my style." Spidey says.
Iron man zooms in and takes the pilot.
"I hope you enjoyed your flight." Spidey says.
Tony flies up later and takes the wheel.
"I'll take it from here." Tony says.
Spidey gets out of the helicopter and goes into the building.
Deadpool and Cap are fighting waves of Hydra soldiers.
Cap throws his shield at one of the soldiers.
Spider-man webs it and gives it back to Cap.
"You might need that." Spidey says.
"Thanks" Steve says.
Some of the Hydra soldiers try to shoot Spidey, but they can't hit him.
Spider-man starts webbing the guns out of the soldier's hands to distract them while Wade or Steve shoot them.
After they have cleared the room, they elevator doors open to more Hydra.
Spidey webs the two doors and closes them, he then webs them shut.
"No, we just finished and want a break." Spidey says.
"I could really go for some more tacos right now." Deadpool says.
"We just ate" Spidey says.
Deadpool shoots himself in the stomach.
"Oops, there goes my food. Now let's eat!" Deadpool says.
The elevator doors open again.
Spidey webs the doors shut again.
"I told you guys to give us a break." Spidey says.
"'Cap, what do you think? Want to go down the street and feed your 'ol buddie Wade?" Deadpool says.
"No!" Steve says.
"Okay. You're the boss" Deadpool says.
"Can I have that gun once you're finished with it?" Spidey says while pointing at Caps gun.
"Dibs" Deadpool says.
"Guys, it's my gun. I am having it after he has finished with it" Coulson says.
"Why the hell do you guys want my gun anyway?" Steve asks.
"No reason" Spidey says.
"Yeah, me too" Deadpool says.
The elevator doors open again, this time with a pole stopping the doors from closing again.
"You guys just don't get the message, do you?" Spidey says.
The 3 take out the soldiers while Coulson is busy taking out the helicopters.
"Stark. While Hydra is distracted, I want you to fly over to Daredevils location and bring him here." Coulson says.
"Can do" Iron man says.
Iron man flies off.
A Hydra soldier comes up behind Coulson.
The soldier takes a knife out of his pocket, but Spider-man webs his hand and his eyes.
Coulson hears the soldier and turns around.
Coulson hits the soldier with his gun and kicks him off the building.
Spidey catches him with his webs and wraps him up in a ball before lowering him to the ground.
"Sorry, I'm still in the habit of being a good hero" Spidey says.
"Is anyone here actually killing?" Coulson asks.
"I am" Deadpool says.
"No" Steve says.
"I think Wade is the only person actually killing them." Coulson says.
"I thought you were killing them too?" Spidey asks.
"I didn't know this one didn't kill them when I picked it up. It just looked cool. Coulson says.
Cap empties his clip on some Hydra soldiers, he goes to get another mag but he has run out.
"Wade, you have any more bullets?" Cap asks.
"He said my name" Deadpool says excitedly.
"Do you!?" Cap asks.
Deadpool gives Cap his gun and ammo and takes out his swords.
"After he has done, that gun is mine!" Deadpool says referring to the gun he gave Cap.
Deadpool charges into the Hydra soldiers chopping them up.
"I'm going before I get nightmares" Spider-man says.
"Guys, we have a big problem." Iron man says.
"What is it?" Coulson asks.
"Daredevil is dead!"
To be continued