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And let the heads roll…

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"Ohh…shit." Said Naruto, as he stood outside Ollivander's, staring at the place that he left the vase.

"How was he supposed to get back? Naruto didn't know ANYTHING magical, except a bit of history behind it. He was in deep doodoo if he didn't find a way back…

Looking around, he immediately took notice of a giant white building, that seemed crooked to him, and began to walk towards. Maybe this was their form of Hokage Tower.

When he finally arrived at the giant building and went inside, he was expecting something else than what he saw. He was expecting people to be running around with documents, and a roof that actually was there.

Not a bunch of short people and witches and wizards leaving with pouches of what seemed money. And definitely not mine carts spiraling above his head and people getting off at vaults. (I know that the goblins have them underground, but don't you think my idea is cooler?) Naruto could also feel a rumbling beneath his feet, meaning that they probably had some of the same things beneath him.

"Can I help the blonde sir?" said one of the short 'things' as it stared up at him, it's long nose pointing upward.

"Uhh…yeah. You know Dumbledore?" Naruto said dumbly.

"Yes sir." Replied the thing.

"Well, I'm one of the professors at his school and I'm kinda knew to the whole wizard thing, since I'm a ninja. You know how to get back?"

"This is a bank sir, not a portkey vault."

It was this conversation that caught the passing ear of one Lucius Malfoy.

Walking over to the shorter blonde, who was watching the goblin leave, he tapped his shoulder. "You work at Hogwarts?" Lucius said in an interested tone. Seeing the blonde nod, he held out his hand. "Lucius Malfoy. I work at the Ministry of Magic."

Naruto looked at the outstretched hand before shaking it, "Uzumaki Naruto. You're Draco's father, correct?"

Smirking slightly, Lucius nodded, before speaking again. "So, you need to get back to Hogwarts, Mr. Naruto?"

"Mr. Uzumaki. Japanese tradition, last name comes first. And yes, can you get me back there?"

Lucius paused monetarily, before nodding his head and beckoning him to follow. When they left the building, Lucius said, "Grab my arm and don't let go. We're going to apparate to Hogsmeade, and from there you can walk."

Suddenly, Naruto felt a pulling at his legs as the room began to morph, turning into an ooze looking thing before changing and returning, but as night and dark streets lit up by small lights. Houses stood on the sides of the street as their feet touched ground, and Naruto's eyes adjusted.

"Welcome to Hogsmeade. Hogwarts is right over there." Lucius said, walking towards the castle looming in the distance.

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Dumbledore sat in his office, looking over some papers when the door opened and in walked Lucius Malfoy and Naruto.

"Ah, Lucius. Thank you for returning my teacher, we cant leave his class undone. I was wondering what happened to him when a muggleborn appeared in my office with the vase."

"I'm not your property old man."

"Yes, true. Anyways, can I help you with anything Lucius?" asked the elderly man.

The blonde stayed quiet before looking at Naruto through the corner of his eyes. "No…I was just helping. Naruto, if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask."

"I'll do that."

And with that, Lucius left, leaving the other two in the office.

"Naruto, is there anything you wish to ask me?" asked Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling.

Naruto was quiet, before asking something the old man didn't expect.

"Why are goblins so ugly?"

The elder man simply stayed quiet before saying, "That…is one of the wizarding world's greatest mysteries.

"Hmm…I see. Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to bed. G'night Jiji-san".

"Goodnight, Professor Uzumaki."

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"Report, Lucius." said a snake like voice from the shadows.

Stepping foward the elder Malfoy spoke. "It seems there is a new teacher at Hogwarts. One from a place called the 'elemental countries'. I found out that he doesn't even know many things about magic really, he specializes in close-range fighting and ninjutsu or something."

"Eh? That means that the old bloke is a ninja." said Dolohov to his right.

"He's a teen or somewhere in his twenties."

"Oh."

"Silence. Lucius, I want you to contact Snape about this and tell him to keep tabs on the boy. We don't know what he is capable of, so let us see if he is a threat or not."

"Yes, Dark Lord." said Lucius, before fading into shadows.

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"Alright brats, sit down and shut up!" shouted Naruto as he stepped into the classroom. The golden trio where looking around the room with a 'are-you-talking-about-us?' look on their faces, Malfoy was sniggering, Crab and Goyle where being dumb, Cedric was being careful to lean on the desk, and other students immdiately shut up.

Grabbing a piece of chalk, Naruto looked at the board, drew a quick picture, and then turned to the class. "Does anyone know what this is?" he asked, pointing to the figure on the board.

Hermione raised her hand, thinking she knew the answer. Naruto called on her. "It's the blood circulatory system of the body."

People then looked back to Naruto, as if expecting to give her praise. Until he said, "Wrong. That is the chakra circulatory system. Of everyone in this whole school, excluding me, Igor has the biggest reserves of chakra."

"Then how much do you have?"

Smirking, Naruto told them, "Meet me in front of the forest in 20 minutes." before poofing into smoke.

"To the forest then?" asked Ron, looking at Harry.

"To the forest."

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A/N: I know, short chapter. Really short, but I'm brain dead.