Lyn
What can I say? She's hot, she knows what to do with a sword. She's managed to deal with the guys around here (and Zelda).She doesn't understand technology, but that'll change with time, all of us from the more medieval areas went through it, too. I have to keep reminding the Guys (and Zelda) that she's only fifteen.
The main thing I remember of her was last month's party, where she may have imbibed a bit too much "Vodka", and drunkenly asked for my hand in marriage.
It would've been romantic, if she hadn't also decided to ask Samus, Sheik, Zelda, Pikachu, and Diddy Kong.
The fact that Sheik was also drunk, and accepted did nothing to diminish the hilarity. (She will never live this down, unless I die and somehow don't come back)
In short, I think she's more than qualified to become an actual smasher.
A/N: Really short, but I like it.
EDIT: Still short, but I made it a bit better.