I Do Not Own Twilight.

Chapter Three

Alice calls Jasper

-3 a.m. in the morning-

Jasper: Hello?

Alice: Jasper, it is 3 a.m in the morning. Please STOP PLAYING ROCK BAND!

Jasper: Why? You don't sleep.

Alice: I am meditating Jazz. Please. I'm tryin to concentrate on the decision of whether to use pumps or Mono Blanik Sandals tomorrow for when we go to Bella.

Jasper: Agh!

Alice: Why Jazz?

Jasper: .!

Alice: (Smiles evilly) I'm Soooo Sorry Jazzy-poo. I Love You SO SO SOOO MUCH! Mwah. Don't ever EVER leave me Promise?! You know that I L-O-V-E you!Oh Yeah, Jazzy, Emmett stole my cup-of-blood(pouts). Can you tell him to hunt his own mountain lion! Thank You. Love You. :D

Jasper: …

Alice: Jazz? Jasper?!

Jasper: .Irritation. AAAhhh! It's… It's TOO Much!(Hangs up)

Alice: Ha Ha. (Smiles evilly again)

On Facebook…

Alice Cullen…..

Irritated Jazzy-poo 5 mins. Ago. Ha ha sooo hilars. Who's awake? Chat with me. :D

On IM…

pixiecut-Alice

EMOme_yo-Jasper

bJ12345-Bella

crazyoverbella_fridgecleaner-Jacob

prettiestghurlontheplanet_444-Rosalie

eminems_147-Emmett

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Esme-Esme

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pixiecut: Bella?

bJ1234: Oh. Hi Alice

pixiecut: what are you doin up so late?

bJ1234: Oh. Cudnt sleep. Again

pixiecut: y?

bJ1234: uhhh…nothing bye.

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pixiecut: Dammit. Why can't I see the past!

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pixiecut: rose?

prettiestghurlontheplanet_444: yeah. The prettiest girl on the face of the earth. Why?

pixiecut: ugh. What is it wth you and self-centeredness.

prettiestghurlontheplanet_444: ur just soo obviously jealous cuz ur jst cute. Like a dog.

pixiecut: Urgh! Did … di u jst call moi a….a DOG?!!?

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pixiecut: yeah,. U bttr run. Ugh. Im leaving.

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crazyoverbella_fridgecleaner: hello? Crap.

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bJ1234: Love You Jacob. :D I just used Edward to get you jealous. :P

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crazyoverbella_fridgecleaner: What the-?

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Hi guys. Plz Review. I'm suckish at fanfics. Ahhaha. Anywhoo… Hint 4 nxt epi.:

Was it REAALLLYYY Bella who said those things? What will happen next? Hmmmm….. Nxt epi. Will be random and will only come out if I have at LEAST 2 reviews. Sorry I just gotta know if u lyk it. if not ill stop and delete it. I got the next chpter ready all u gotta do Is review. Bash or Praise. JUST REVIEW. :D PLZ!