John Smith has joined the chat room

Immortal and Sexy has joined the chat room

John Smith: Who am I talking to now?

Immortal and Sexy: Don't you remember me?

John Smith: No, although if your username wasn't so stupid I'd be able to guess your identity.

Immortal and Sexy: How many sexy immortal people do you know?

John Smith: Oh god. Judging by the ego I think I've figured it out.

Immortal and Sexy: Hello Doctor

John Smith: Don't even Jack

Immortal and Sexy: What can't I say hello?

John Smith: No. No you can't.

Immortal and Sexy: Come on Doctor.

John Smith: I'm not the Doctor. Well the entirely Time Lord one anyways.

Immortal and Sexy: Oh you're the other half of DoctorDonna

John Smith: The Meta-Crisis Doctor.

Ianto Jones has joined the chat room

John Smith: Who's Ianto?

Ianto Jones: Jack who are you talking to?

Immortal and Sexy: The Doctor

Ianto Jones: Who?

Immortal and Sexy: No one as cute as you.

Ianto Jones: Aww 3 *blushes*

John Smith: Of course he's Jack's boyfriend.

Immortal and Sexy: Seriously though don't you remember me telling you about the Doctor?

Ianto Jones: Oh the Doctor. Wait. Didn't you kiss him?

Immortal and Sexy: Maybe…

John Smith: I was an unwilling victim

Ianto Jones: Did he kiss back?

John Smith: I most certainly did not.

Immortal and Sexy: You're so cute when you're jealous.

Ianto Jones: Get off the computer and come to bed.

John Smith: I'd rather not stick around for this conversation.

John Smith has left the chat room

Immortal and Sexy: K sexy.

Ianto Jones has left the chat room

Immortal and sexy has left the chat room