Countless hours had passed scene Victor Guardsmen had left the dark cave. He held the unctuous sky blue pony over his shoulder. "C.A.T send a local SOS call, and keep a eye on the chancels in-case Finn tries to contact us." She responded with a few loud beeps. Guardsmen sat down on a rotten log and set the creature down to his side. His natural adrenalin was wearing off and his leg grew painful. "Shit C.A.T get me some pain killers, and my dally pills." C.A.T flew over to him and dropped two containers that were bright orange. First he took his pain killers then his Schizophrenia anti-psychotic pills. There is a trade off by taking anti-psychotic, they take a bit of your wits in exchange of your sanity it was a price that Victor was willing to pay.
Rainbow Dash's eyes slowly fluttered open. When she realized she wasn't in her cloud bed she leaped to her feet. "Huh, where i'm I!?" She said looking around frantically. "You're up, good I was getting sick of carrying you." Rainbow Dash tried to extend her wings but was unable to due to the gaze raped around her torso. C.A.T zoomed around her scanning for vitals. "Who are you, what is that!" Victor got off the log, standing seven feet tall, his helmet shined from the patchy sunlight. "Well inst that the question of the day? I'm Victor Guardsmen, you can call me Guardsmen. And 'that' is C.A.T she's practically a flying toaster." C.A.T made a disapproving hiss because his last statement. "Jess it was a joke."
"Listen, I love to play twenty questions with you later." Victor said impatiently. " Okay I know who you are but 'What' are you?" Rainbow dash said." I could ask the same thing." "I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest in Equestria!" she said in a cocky tone. Victor thought to himself ' Equestria? guess C.A.T was right about the detention thing.' "Human, homo sapiens." awkward silence fell on the both of them. "What now?" Victor said. "We need to get back to PonyVille you need to meet my friend Twilight." "Led the way."
They both strolled through the forest, they disgust how he got there and how what the 'pony universe' is like. "So you're saying that, this Celestia is your god." He said confused. "Not so much of a god, she's like a queen." What Rainbow Dash did't know was that C.A.T was busy categorizing and storing the information in her data bank. Guardsmen heard something. The sound of crunching leaves. "RD wait up, theirs something wrong." he whisperer. She stopped dead in her tracks and C.A.T flew close to him. He grabbed his revolver out of his holster.
Three ponies jumped out of hiding behind trees. "Freeze monster!" A female purple unicorn threatened. She was joined by two other ponies. The one on the right was a pail unicorn that had fabulous hair, the other a yellow pegaus that seemed to be shy she was avoiding direct eye contact. A red dot appeared on all three ponies C.A.T's auto targeting system could kill all of the min a fraction of a second. "Twilight!?" Rainbow Dash blurted not sure to be afraid of the charging magic forming around her horn. "Rainbow Dash we've been looking for you, where have you been!" "Guardsmen there friendly!" Guardsmen keeping his aim on twilight's forehead was not phased by her.
"Disarm or I will shoot!" Guardsmen said strongly. Twilight looked beyond the creature and saw her friend Applejack sneaking up behind him with a bow 'n arrow. Twilight slowly lifted her head up and the magic dissipated. AppleJack drawled the arrow back and it made a squeak. "TITS!" Victor exclaimed turning three sixty degrees. AppleJack released her arrow, she accounted the wind but not a bullet. The arrow shatter in mid-air when impacted by C.A.T's concussion round.
Victor lowered his revolver and signaled C.A.T to disarm. "Rainbow Dash, are you safe with these ponies." He said concerned. "Yes there my best friends, I think that if you guys got to-" She stopped talking when she saw he wasn't listing but instead he was walking off into the forest. "Where the the hay do you think you're going monster." a southern voice called. "I have some business to attend to." C.A.T flew in front of him blocking his escape. She made hissing, beeping, and some buzz's. "No i don't work with-" he whispering was interrupted by more hissing and some threshing advances. "Fine"
Guardsmen walked back to the confused ponies. "My, associate as convinced me to offer you a deal." "I'm not taking no deal from you freak!" Applejack blurted. "I wasn't talking to you, I was addressing Twilight." "How do you know my name." "I'm a fucking magician!" Victor said."This is the deal, I will let you poke and prod me. But intern you have to help me locate my CO, Finn Marcus." All the ponies huddled in a circle to convene. "We art really thinking about taking that thing to Ponyville." Applejack somehow whispered loudly."He saved my life from timber wolves, i owe him and hes not that bad of a guy." Rainbow Dash said sympathetically. Twilight made her verdict, "It's a deal."