{A/N} I don't own Pokemon. Chapter rewritten on 9/6/2015
At the Hall of Origin
Pyro: It's good to be back!
Legendaries: For you! Not for us!
Pyro: [Glares]
Legendaries: [Backs away a few steps]
Pyro: First, let's let out Darkrai and Cresselia [Teleports Luna Duo out]
Cresselia & Darkrai: I love you, you love me. We all love-
Pyro: Shut it, both of you
*Cresselia and Darkrai shuts up*
Pyro: We've got another set of dares!
Arceus: What? It's not even 12 hours yet!
Pyro: Too bad, I like my reviewers too much to make them wait. This one's from Silverbird22!
Hello Pokemon peeps I'm just a happy go lucky Florges here to torture you all.
Arceus: Pink frilly tutu time!
You know what Arceus change everybody's gender
Zapdos your awesome have a pokepuff
Everybody who has hands or something like that read Blastys Pokemon rap battle fic out loud
Zekrom: you still owe me 1000 poke puffs on the bet we made last month PAY UP (it was on who would be announced for ssb next I said Lucina he said chrom)
Bye bye peeps
Pyro: Ohhh Arcy~
Arceus: W-w-what?
*Pyro whistles and Arceus disappeared in a bright glow of white*
Ho-oh: Is she evolving?
*Glow disappears and reveals Arceus, dressed in a frilly pink tutu*
Raikou: [Laughing] Even better than evolving
*Everyone stared for a while before starting to laugh. Some rolling on the floor, others banging on tabletops or the floor*
Arceus: [Fumes]
Pyro: Arcy~
Arceus: [Snaps] What?!
Pyro: One, it's impolite to snap. Two, you have to change everyone's gender!
Arceus: Fine. You know what? Fine, I give up. I don't fuckin' care anymore
*Bright flash and everyone's gender was switched*
Groudon: What the- [Looks at herself then at Arceus] Wahahahahaha! Your tutu looks even better on a male's body!
Arceus: [Still fuming] Just shut up Groudon!
Pyro: [Rolling on floor laughing before controlling himself and conjuring a pokepuff in front of Zapdos]
Zapdos: Ohmygod! A pokepuff! GimmeGimmeGimmeGimme! [Grabs pokepuff and chomps on it]
Latios: [Quietly] Gross
Pyro: Okay, everyone with hands or claws come round!
*Reshiram, Zekrom, Latias, Mew, Celebi, Mesprit, Meloetta, Uxie, Mewtwo, Lugia, The Regis, Latios, Groudon, Rayquaza, Jirachi, Deoxys, Azelf, Palkia, Darkrai, Victini, Thundurus, Tornadus, Landorus, Kyurem and Genesect scurries towards him*
Pyro: Read these out loud! [Hands them tablets with 'Blasty's Pokemon Rap Battle on them each]
*They read it out loud while the others watched and laughed*
Pyro: How was it?
Victini: It was fun but I'm sure glad it was done, dawg
Landorus: I liked it a bit, but now I'm addicted to it!
Kyurem: …
Pyro: Zekky~
Zekrom: What up, dawg?
Pyro: [Laughs] Anyways, you still owe Silverbird 1000 pokepuffs on the bet you two made last month, pay up!
Zekrom: But how? I don't have it now
Pyro: [Sighs] Go bake it then [Points to kitchen]
30 minutes later
Zekrom: Yes, I think I got it-
*Loud explosion*
Reshiram: What'd you do, Zek?
Zekrom: Blew up the oven, hope you don't mind!
Pyro: [Sighs again] Here you go… [Conjures up a 1000 pokepuffs]
Zekrom: Thanks! I'll go give it now! [Leaves hall]
*Others stare at her*
Pyro: Don't get any ideas now! I allowed only her to leave, none of you can!
Arceus: [Mutters] Dangit!
Pyro: Whelp, that's all for now! Get some rest!
Cresselia: I love you, you lo-
Pyro: SHUT UP CRESS! Oh, Arceus, turn everyone back to their own gender [Teleports out]
Arceus: I hate him so much [Turns everyone back to normal]
{A/N} Another chapter rewritten. Note that these chapters do not change from the original (much), it just changes the writing format to match the later chapters