The cake is a lie! I liek mudkipz! When I watched the episode about puberty, I just had to write up a chapter about it, it was just too funny! xD WARNING! SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS EPISODE YET


Star was laughing as all three robots tussled. Thrasher was trying to get out of the pile, but Weenus grabbed him by the neck and pulled him back in. Star practically had oil streaming down from her eyes now. She swore she broke something from laughing so hard. This is the first time she's ever been able to laugh, and it felt painful. A good kind of painful though.

Maimy was clenching an oil can ferociusly in her pink grip. The liquid oozed onto her hand as she clenched harder. "Let me go Blastus!" Thrasher screamed from his headlock position given by Blastus. Then Weenus came up from behind and smashed them both on the head for no reason.

Star fell on the floor from laughing so hard. Maimy couldn't take much more of it. She chucked the oil can at Star's head. Star's sensors picked up the incoming projectile and all of a sudden, Star's 'hair' turned all spiky like a porcupine and put many holes into the can. The can splattered oil onto some of the needles. Star turned her head to see Maimy glaring at her. Star's hair went limp again and the can fell to the ground. Oil stained some of her white hairs.

After the fight, Thrasher limped back into his seat as Star was cleaning off her hair. She grumbled as she tried to get the oil out. The senors then crashed into the room with their motorcycles, smashing everything in their way. She was too busy trying to get the stain out to notice all the girls getting swept away into the Senors bikes. One of them was about to grab her, but she ducked, trying to remove her foot to activate the stain remover. The biker smashed into the wall and out the building.

"There." She said, the stain fell out and her hair was back to it's regular white. Then she looked around. "What's with all the crazy motorcycles?" Weenus's hand suddenly got larger and his teeth got too big for his mouth.

"WOOOO! It's puberty again!" Blastus yelled, then pimples popped onto his face and attacked him. Thrasher's jaw then got way too large and landed on the table with a loud BANG! Star's fingers instantly got sharper and suddenly there were fangs portruding out of her mouth. All the boys then started to poop out motorcycles and rode rampant throughtout the school. Thrasher, Blastus, and Weenus pooped out their motorcycles and joined all the boys. Star didn't know what exactly was going on at all, so she flew up to the roof and ate her lunch there.

At the lockers

Star slammed the locker closed and was instantly face to face with a yellow, rich looking robot. "Hellooo beautiful." He said flirtatiously, then he winked. She wanted to puke green acid all over the floor.

"Um... hi." She replied, wanting to get away. Suddenly, puberty hit her again and this time, it made her curves grow and her eyes turned into big lasers. She 'accidently' shot the yellow robot into the wall and ran off, silently laughing to herself.

In class

Star was placed next to Thrasher for her permanent seat. She was happy that she wasn't near the rich looking robot from earlier. Dreadnot was arrested again that day. He refused to test everyone on the basics of adulthood so a substitute stood in for him while he was running for his life from the authorities. The new teacher played an adult movie and handed each robot a barf bag. Which everyone was soon barfing in massive chunks of their lunches.

Star was out cold, the adult movie waaaaay too much for her hard drive to handle. She looked over at the boys, Thrasher and Blastus were barfing in their bags repeatedly, eyes welded shut. Weenus was enjoying every minute of the movie. After it finished, he was saying it was totally awesome. The substitute had long exploded after the movie was half way over, so there was no test. The class was soon in mayhem afterwards. Star felt another wave of puberty hitting her. "Oh crap..." She mumbled, getting Thrasher's attention.

"What?" He asked, facing her. Then, if robots could have nose bleeds, he would have had one at that very minute. Spikes started to come onto her skin, hair was almost turning into wild snakes, hissing and biting each other. Black metal armor got a bit smaller, spikes on those as well. Her eyes turned into lasers again and her fangs returned. Oh, and her eyes turned blood red.

"Crud..." She mumbled with a changed, more sexy voice. Thrasher was now out cold from the scene he just saw. Looking around, she saw that some of the other guys were staring with acid dripping out of their mouths and some boys couldn't take it so theyy passed out as well. Star banged her head against the table, trying to will the puberty to go away. It was so embarrassing!