I don't own RvB,Halo,Bungie……
YET!!!
A/N: Thanks for the reviews every one, even though I put this up last night and it is only 2 but still. This time, I will start with a conversation between Tucker and Church.
________________________________________________________________________
It was day time, again and Tucker was bitching about the sniper, again.
Man this guy doesn't let up. I thought that once I became the unofficial blue leader, everything would go my way. But no, Tucker had to be a whiney ass punk, and challenge me just because Flowers died. Oh well, least he doesn't get the sniper.
"Church look!"
"What Tucker?"
"They got a new guy, he's wearing yellow armor."
"Tucker, that's orange armor."
"Well maybe I would know that if some one gave me the sniper!"
"Tucker for the last time, I am in charge, you are not. You answer to me and I tell you what to do. GOT IT!"
(Tucker Sobbing)
"Oh grow up."
He's running back to the base to write in his diary I bet. He still has no idea I know about it and know the pass code. What a loser. Hey, the reds are doing target practice on the new guy.
"Sarge, I don't think this is safe."
"Simmons you never think this stuff is safe. Now, pick up a rifle and shoot at Grif."
"Simmons, I swear, if you shoot me, I will get rid of the chemistry set In your room."
"NOO! Not little Einstein."
Grif is meaner than I thought. Now he's threating lil Einstein. Well that's it. He is going to be treated as the enemy from now on.
2 Hours later
In the base
Sarge looked furious. Grif did the unthinkable. He took Stephanie, Sarge's shotgun. The last time sarge even lost sight of it, he broke the fridge and the A/C, which has made this place even more like Hell. The good news for Grif, he doesn't have to die…. Yet.
Once Sarge finds the shotgun, Grif will be needing a new arm… and leg… and torso…. And testicles.
"Hey Simmons, you wanna know where I hid the gun?"
"Grif, you are going to die. And I want no part in this."
"Well, too late, because it's hidden in your room under your bed. Which might I add, is where sarge is looking right now. And since he hasn't figured out who took it. Well, it's been nice knowin ya."
This guy's an asshole.
"Your an Asshole"
Well, that was, redundant.
"SIMMONS!!!!"
"See ya simmons."
"wait sarge, let me explain."
"Explain what Steph is doing under your bed. I trusted you son, and you betrayed that trust."
"But it was Grif, I thought you hated him?"
"Ofcourse not, I just don't like lax recruits."
"But Matt please."
"….."
"….."
"What did you just say Simmons?"
"I'm sorry sir, I just wanted to get you to listen."
"Get out."
"Excuse me?"
"Get out of my base simmons. Go sleep on the ridge for a week and maybe I will forgive you."
"Yes sir."
Grif got me kicked out of the base. My base. The place I call home. Well he is the worst person in the canyon and I never want to see hi-
"Simmons"
"Yes sarge."
"Well, this is going to be hard to say but, I'm sorgh."
"Excuse me?"
"I'm Socratise."
"I don't understand?"
"uh, one second."
He's writing something. What would he need to write that he couldn't say in person?
"I'm sorry. Sarge, why couldn't you just tell me?"
"I tried but they just wouldn't come out."
"Well why are you saying sorry?"
"Because, Grif told me he did it, and you shouldn't be blamed for it. He's done something much worse than you were going to do."
"What?"
"Spending a week with Lopez."
Whoa, grif helped me out. I thought he was a selfish prick, but I guess I was wrong. I should probably go see him.
Meanwhile
"Yo no cuido, salgo de mi cuarto!"
(I don't care, get out of my room!)
"English you stupid robot."
"Eso es lo!"
(That's it)
As I was getting close to the room I heard someone monkeying about.
"You crazy Mexican!"
"Soy de España, asshole!"
(I'm from spain, asshole)
And then grif was thrown out of the room.
"Having fun watching? What's up with that guy?"
"That's just Lopez, you'll get used to it."
A/N: I used an English to Spanish translation site to get the Spanish for this chapter.
Amazingly, they don't have a word for asshole.
And for any of you diehard RT fans, you'll notice an easter egg involving Sarge's name.
As always, Reviews are like crack for me! Please, I need some man!