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"What do you mean, to presume?"
"you are ever so devios sometimes, Hermione."
"Stop avoiding the question, Malfoy!"
"What, so now you call me Malfoy? I thought that we got over this hump a while back, let's say…at the end of 7th Year? And it's been how many years? About four? Or was it six, I can't seem to remember…"
"You're still avoiding it."
"What, so now you don't call me anything at all?"
"You are impossible!!"
"And you aren't, my good madam?"
"Shut up, stupid."
"You want to see something?"
"…"
"You want to see it?"
"See what?"
"Ah ha! You will pay attention to me!"
"Don't push it, mister…"
"Okay, let's do it."
[Rip!
"Ahhhhhhh!!!"
"Do you like it?"
"Like it? I don't believe it!"
"Seeing is believing, darling."
"Shut up, Draco."
"So…?"
"I still don't believe it."
"But the lady said you would. Merlin, that sucks. It hurt real bad and everything."
"Arg! Just ask next time, before you pull a stunt like that."
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"So what did she say?"
"She kept on whinning but then she was like 'Just ask next.'"
"But did she like it?"
"You know, she didn't say."
"But you asked, right?"
"Yep."
"And still she said nothing?"
"Yep."
"Man, she's go you bad."
"What!"
"That's right, Draco, my man."
"You– what– how!?"
"You are one whipped man. You are KEPT."
"I am NOT!"
"Are."
"Not!"
"Are, too!"
"Fine…"
"Exactly. You are kept. Now I have to go. Bye, Draco!"
"No, Blaise, wait!"
"Bye!"
"Damn."
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"So then he got what?"
"You heard me!"
"That's – that's –"
"Ridiculous? I know."
"Do you know why?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest."
"Hermione…"
"Okay, so we had a fight, and I mentioned that he's a coward, which is true sometimes, and that he never tried to do anything that had to do with muggles, and he blew his top and ran out. I didn't really think about it when he first came back, but it makes more sense now that I think about it. Hmmm…"
"Ah…I get it now."
"I mean, all I mentioned was how I always wear my heart out on display on my chest, and he has to pull this stunt, I don't even know what to do with him."
"Well, part of the blame goes to you, sweetheart, you're the one who pressured him into getting one."
"Don't you 'Sweetheart' me, Ginny, this isn't my fault, I didn't pressure him into doing anything that he didn't want to do."
"Sure…"
"I swear, the world's going crazy, yourself and Draco included."
"And now the kettle's calling the pot black."
"Shut up, I have work to do."
"Sure…"
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"So…"
"Yes, Hermione, darling."
"…"
"Yes?"
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"Maybe because girls get hearts, not guys?"
"But you said that I needed to –"
"Forget what I said, okay, Draco? Somehitngs are not to be taken literly."
"But you said –?"
"ARG!!"
"Okay…"
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"HE GOT A WHAT!!"
"A tattoo."
"Oh my. What of?"
"A heart."
"Are you kidding? A heart? Wow, he's pretty manly. Sure you don't want to leave him and go on a date with one of my Quidditch buddies? Jack would sure like to get to know you, and you saw how he treated you. "
"No, I would not, Ron. I swear…"
"Okay then, see you later."
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"So, I decided that I like it."
"Like what?"
"Your tattoo, stupid. It's okay, I think that I can live with it."
"Oh."
"Is that all you're going to say? Oh?"
"Well…"
"Arg! What did you do this time?"
"Well…"
"What?"
"See, the tattoo wasn't permenant, and I took a shower, so it kinda came off."
"…"
"What? Did I do something wrong?"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"
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And they all lived happily ever after.
The End.
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