Tim: *shifts nervously in his chair. Still wearing the dress*
Jason: Bwaaaaa! When is Dickiebird coming?!
Dick: *Comes bouncing through the door dressed as Arial*
Everyone: *stare*
Damian: You are a disgrace.
Jason: I agree with the demon brat, this is absurd even for you.
Astra: I said dresses Grayson, not mermaid tails and seashell bras.
Bruce: Why…
Tim: Dick… you look ridiculous…
Alfred: Master Dick, that outfit looks dreadful on you.
Dick: But I have a tail!
Everyone: So?
Dick: just let me sing already…
Everyone: *silence*
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collections complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has everything?
Look at this cave, treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you'd think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a plenty
I've got batzits and birdszits galore
You want Batarangs? I've got twenty!
But who cares? No big deal,
I want more
I wanna be where the action is
I wanna fight, wanna fight the bad guys
Swinging around on those
What do you call 'em? Oh, grapple guns
Living a normal life you don't get too far
Masks are required for fighting, swinging
Driving along in a
What's that word again?
Batcar
Out where they fight, out where they run
Out where the action is all night long
Wandering free
Wish I could be, part of that world
What would I give if I could live
Out of these depths?
What would I pay to spend a day
Without the paparazzi?
Betcha' in space, they'd understand
Bet they don't judge their billionaires
Bright young people, sick of sitting around
Ready to stand
And I'm ready to know what the heroes know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What's a speed force aura and why does it - what's the word?
glow?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world at night?
Out of the mansion
Wish I could be
Part of that world
Dick: *bows then falls on his face*
Damian: you contradicting maniac! You do live in that world!
Jason: *snickers* my turn! *Rushes out of the room while Astra and Tim, who's still in the dress, help Dick to the couch*