31 Ways to Annoy Hakudoshi
Tell him he shouldn't play with weapons that are taller than he is.
Tell him he needs to get out more; he's too pale.
Take him to see My Little Pony: The Musical.
Get him the My Little Pony collector's edition.
Buy him the soundtrack for Christmas.
Refuse to give it to him; you forgot that he doesn't celebrate Christmas.
Play it loudly whenever you see him anyway.
Throw him a care-bears themed birthday party.
Make him wear an old fashioned sailor-boy outfit. Insist he includes the hat.
Tell him that he's 'adorable'.
Force him to watch hours on end of Barney and Teletubbies.
When he asks why, tell him he's only allowed to watch television that matches his intelligence level.
Tell him that his hair is pretty.
Call him a sociopath.
Give him a voodoo doll for his birthday; tell him it's of Inuyasha.
Conveniently forget that it's really of Naraku.
Ask him why he always walks funny.
Decide that it must be because his pants are giving him a super wedgie.
Wonder out loud why he is always so angry.
Ask him if everything is okay at home.
No matter how he responds, decide that Naraku must be molesting him.
Call Child Services.
Wonder out loud if mental disturbance runs in the family.
Put him in foster care.
Tell him that he looks like a girl.
Braid his hair into pigtails while he isn't looking.
Coat them with super glue so that he can't get them undone.
Tell his that he doesn't eat enough vegetables.
Follow him around reciting 'Candy is dandy, but fruit makes you poop!'
Tell him that 'you must be this tall to ride the scary, flaming demon horse from hell.'
Advise him to try the Strawberry Shortcake Merry-go-Round instead.
A/N: As far as the last one goes, I actually went to a carnival once with a Strawberry Shortcake themed merry-go-round. After going on about 20 scary rides that threw you up and down, back and forth, and generally defied gravity while trying to make you hurl, I was fine. And then I got the the merry go round from hell. I was so dizzy I had to get off- it was really embarassing.