Let's Go Fishing'
"Well I've come to the conclusion fishing sucks toast." Sora said holding his rod. "I haven't done anything this suckish since I had that defective crazy straw." Riku moaned. "Yay, another anchovie, now I have a whole can." Demyx said sarcastically. "Roxas when can we leave." Larxene asked. "When I catch a fish!" he snapped, "No cheating Zexion" "Well since we are going to be here for the rest of the day most likely, I'm going to eat some food." Saix stood up opened a portal and popped back up on the dock.
They sat there for another hour. "Okay new plan, when someone catches a fish we can leave." Roxas said. They sat and waited with alert expressions. Axel got a tug on his line. He reeled it in. "Yes! Got one." Axel yelled all across the pond. He caught a pure white fish with a black tail(uh-oh). "Oh my goodness! You managed to catch the Yamaroa fish. Whoever catches it will have bad luck for 24 hours." Kairi told everybody.
Coming back to the dock Axel fell out of the boat due to dancing. He nearly drowned. They got back to the dock with a soaking Axel. "Can I burn something. Oh wait I can't use my fire because I'm covered in Demyx's best friend!" Axel yelled.
They went back to camp. Axel was being cool and precautious at the same time. "Alright who's
who's gutting the fish?" Luxord asked looking at the fish. "I'll do it." Xaldin told him. He gut and cut the fish. Namine made the rice to go with it. Everyone ate the fish like there was no tomorrow. Axel got the worst part, he got the nastiest part of all the head(with brains and eyeballs). He was so grossed out from eating the fish he got explosive diarrhea.
Lucky for him he had made an outdoor toilet made from a bush, a tree stump, and he dug a hole in the middle. He was in his private bathroom for at least half an hour. When he was done he unknowingly used poison ivy as toilet paper. "It was just so smooth and sturdy." Axel said scratching.
Later he went for a walk in the forest. In the process he was attacked by a vicious wild animal. He came back with bites, scratches, bruises, and all of the above. He was was treated to 'The Calamine Special', ice packs, and alcohol. Axel was mad at the world(literally). The alcohol burned a lot, his face was numb from the ice packs, and calamine lotion well that was not something he wanted to have to use.
He went to bed at 10 hoping not to wake up until 1 o'clock. Then his twenty-four hours would
be over. "He was really mad." Marluxia said. "I don't blame him." Kairi said. "This is the worst day of his life most likely." Sora said. "Yeah. Well good night see you in the morning." Larxene said. Everybody else went to bed.
That night Axel left his blades outside, and just his luck it rained. He woke up to rusty blades. He go so mad the tips of his hair lit up. He skipped breakfast and went into the forest with his blades . He came up to a big log(perfect for burning). He sat there for at least an hour taking out his anger on the poor log. One of the times he lit the log on fire a jet of water put it of. "I am so not in the mood to play around Demyx!" Axel yelled. "Well then I guess I'll just have to wait to tell you it's 5 minutes to one o'clock." Demyx said, "Come on back and eat." "I ate already." Axel said turning around.
They walked back to the camp. When they got back it was already 5 minutes past 1. Larxene came up and punched him-hard. "I thought my bad luck was over?" Axel said. "That doesn't mean my hands don't work anymore." Larxene told him. Everything bad that happened to him healed, except for his blades. He was a happy Axel again.