…Haha.
Dog-God
"Sit boy!"
And down Inuyasha went, face first into the unforgiving ground as a colorful string of words escaped the subdued hanyou.
"What the hell bitch, that was completely uncalled for!" snapped the hanyou, craning his neck to better glare at the woman standing a few feet away from him.
Kagome sniffed and stuck up her chin defiantly in the air. "Hmph. You completely deserved that, Inuyasha. I'm only returning back the favor and treating you like the dog you are since you have such a keen interest in comparing me to a female dog all the time!" Sticking her tongue out for emphasis, Kagome spun on her heel and stalked away, hands fisted tightly at her sides.
Inuyasha growled and finally peeled himself up from the ground once the spell had vanished, jumping to his feet and glaring in the direction the young miko had walked off in. "You know 'dog' spells 'god' backwards, so why don't you lower your status a bit and treat me like one, you ungrateful bitch!" he hollered after her, a tic developing in his right eyebrow.
A loud snort echoed back to him and the hanyou growled at her irksome response.
"In your dreams, dog-boy!"
I thought it up on a whim, honest. -.o