Okay, once again I realize that I forgot to post up a chapter before sending my computer to the shop.

That, or I was being lazy...I can't quite remember anymore...

OH and i realize that the last one was 'Chapter Eight', just ignore it-i may go back and change it to Chapter Two later, but most likely not (i'm lazy and the document isn't in the Document Manager anymore).

Anyway, here's chapter 3

Chapter Three: Surprise, Surprise

Memories...

"Saku-Saku, we'll always be here for you!"

A prank gone awry...

"You jerk! How dare you hurt her!"

An argument...

" But mother-father-we're good at-" "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE OF IT!"

Laughter...

" Haha, stop it, Saku-chan!"

" Awww, Saku-chan, you're so adorable!"

Family...

" Never forget how proud we are of you, Sakura."

" We love you, Saku-chan. We'll miss you the most, definitely."

A promise made and sealed with tears...

" We'll be back..." Teary smile. "...we promise-so until then, smile for us! Never let anyone take your smile away, Sakura!"

"Sakura..."

Sakura..."

Sakura blearily opened her eyes, her hand raised and groping around her side table for her alarm.

No it wasn't the beeping one, nor was it the siren or radio. In fact, it was a CD alarm! She got to choose one song to wake up to and have it play in place of the alarm. Unfortunately, it seemed the one she chose beforehand the previous day had scratches, and the repeated sound of "Sakura...Sakura...Sakura" was annoying, no matter how much she loved Ikimono Gakari! Pouting at the loss of her song sleepily, she stood, the thick blankets falling away and hitting the floor with a quiet thump.

Why is it so cold? Sakura thought, wiping her eyes with a fist and blinking. She looked down when her vision cleared, and gasped with a dark blush as she saw that her pyjamas were gone, her chest bare and her panties wet with a weird liquid.

Did I...pee? She thought, horrified at the possibility. She thought hard. She didn't dream of toilets, so...

"N-nyaa..." She moaned lightly, fondling her breast harder as her hand went further down, stroking her core through her panties. She writhed slightly, grinding against her fingers as her arousal seeped through the material to wet the tips.

Startled by the sudden thought, she gasped loudly, eyes widening as she remembered all of what happened yesterday.

Nearly being sexed up by not one, but both Uchiha brothers...being caught by the younger while with the older...being left alone, and horny...mastur-

"KYAAAA~!" Her horrified scream rang through the house as she tried to dash to the shower, only to trip on her way in and land over the rim of the tub, butt in the air and hands flat against the bottom.

Groaning in pain, she slowly got up, pained tears making her eyes shine as she rubbed just below her belly button-where a bruise was sure to show later on. Sighing, she jumped in, stripping and throwing her clothes carelessly over the curtain rail as she started her water, grabbing her body scrub and setting to clean off the very uncomfortable feel of her own come from between her thighs.

As she did this, she thought about her predicament. Stuck between two Uchiha. The younger, current school heart throb Sasuke, and the older, college heart throb Itachi. Never had she thought the latter would be interested in her-but yesterday he'd been-he'd almost-!

Sakura shivered at the memory, willing her body not to react at the memory of him pinning her to her wall. There was no doubt that some part of her liked it-and him-but, just how much was it? Besides, what about Sasuke? He'd saved her from drowning (she refused to remember him laughing at her in those ridiculous pants!), seen her in her underwear, nearly seduced her, kissed her and even had her on top of him while naked!

Unwillingly, she found herself remembering that little event.

I was tossing and turning, unable to remain still. My body seemed to be chanting - go, go, faster,

faster.

The cami and the shorts were history by now, abandoned in my feverish attempts to get cool.

Like an angel reaching from heaven, I felt a chilled hand brush my forehead. It ran against my cheek, down my neck and over the length of my arm.

I sighed and grabbed the hand, pulling it closer to my sweltering body.

I whimpered in relief as an icy form settled down beside me and gathered me into its arms. It covered me with frozen French kisses, kissing and licking away the trails of sweat.

"Mmm," I murmured sleepily as both hands settled on my bare hips.

In one fluid movement, I was lifted up so that instead of lying side by side, I was atop. We were flat against each other and as I suspected, the cool body of my savior was male. His chest and legs were bare, feeling oh so delicious against still steamy body.

His cool hands cupped my cheek, while his thumbs grazed my eyelids, preventing me from seeing his face. He lowered my head… and his lips met mine.

I moaned as the dazing combination of heat and chill overwhelmed my mouth and traveled down my body. It was amazing, unbelievable.

His mouth was pressured, but not forceful as he directed the speed of the kiss. Sometimes his mouth would be hard and fast, leaving me gasping in an attempt to keep up… but then it would be soft and leisured, leaving me gasping in an attempt to up the speed.

But it wasn't enough.

The heat was being fanned again, hotter and hotter, and even the feeling of him underneath me wasn't enough to keep me cool.

"More, more," I begged, from the corner of my mind I thought I heard a masculine chuckle, but I nothing was registering other than the need to keep cool.

His hands – his oh so magical hands – adjusted my position so that I was sitting up, straddling his brief clad hips.

Cool fingers danced on my stomach, making figure eights, swirls and no shapes at all. They danced up and up, almost to my chest… before dancing back down again just below my belly button.

I remained as still as could be. Offering my body like a feast for a ravenous king.

Later I would feel shocked and embarrassed about my wanton behavior. But now was not the time. I was still dreaming, and my body was still unbelievably hot.

I leaned forward and kissed the center of my shadow lover's chest. It was lean but well-muscled and smooth. I turned his chest into my personal project, kissing all over, lingering when I felt him tense.

"Sakura… God, Sakura," that voice was like a splash of cold water.

Blushing all over again, she turned off the water and jumped out of the steamed up shower-only to stare in horror at the towel rack behind the door.

Oh HELL no...! She cried mentally, slapping herself.

Not only had she forgotten to close the door to the bathroom, but she'd also forgotten to grab a towel!

Face burning, she ran out naked, knowing that the other...tenants of her house would still be asleep as she sprinted for her room.

She was nearly there! Mentally, tears of joy fell down her face as she reached out for the shining golden doorknob of heaven.

Only to pale as a familiar pair of eyes met her own.

Those eyes widened in shock and then narrowed in fury as they traveled quickly up and down her nude form.

"SAKURA SAORI HARUNO! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUNNING AROUND NAKED!"

"O-OKAA-SAN!" She squeaked in horror as she backed away from the nearly fire breathing woman. " I...I forgot my towel when I jumped in the shower..." She shivered in fear as her eyes shifted around the hallways, praying to every god and devil she knew that the others would stay asleep.

She was quickly yanked into her room and by her mother, who had turned red in the face with anger as she stomped out of the messy room to go and calm down in the only way she knew.

"WHEN YOU'RE DONE GETTING DRESSED YOU'D BETTER GET DOWN STAIRS, WE HAVE SOME SERIOUS TALKING TO DO!" She yelled as she disappeared from sight.

Shuddering, she got dressed quickly, making sure to wear a three-quarter sleeved, thigh length striped shirt over skinny jeans that covered every inch of skin from her collar bone to her ankles.

She hoped her mom would forget all about her nakedness in the next ten minutes (and not tell her dad) as she straightened her hair.

Even if it was unlikely.

I FINALLY FINISHED THE REVISION OF THIS CHAPTER! *throws confetti* Yes!

Now, this was what the actual, meant to be chapter was like (mostly)! X3

Also, that short contest from before is still on! It'll be on until I finish the next chapter and post it.

I WILL PUT THE WINNERS IN THE TOP OF THE CHAPTER FOR FIRST THROUGH THIRD PLACE.

The first three to win will win:

1st place- Their OC put into this story (and staying until it's almost over so their not in just one chapter)

2nd Place- A Three-shot fan-fic with any pairing (couple or moresome ;D) containing Sakura or Kagome (also any rating)

3rd Place- A One-Shot fan-fic with any pairing containing Sakura or Kagome (Also any rating-but only one couple)

Here's the competition:

Guess Who Their Parents Are! (Hint: You wouldn't normally think it was them.)