Minna sama, konnichiwa dechu~ This is Himi speaking, because she is now the one who will write this chapter.
Me and Kuro updated fast, aren't we? XD Okay, okay, we will replied some of the reviews right now. But I'm sorry this one is kinda late. Now, some replies:
wendyvel (oh, is that so? Okay then ^^)
.Rippa (ahahaha, thank you for your compliment)
Alice-Beatrice (thanks for your phrase *bows* By the way, is Beatrice your real name? Because it's similar to my last name XD)
Okay, on with the story!
Disclaimer : Me and Kuro doesn't own Hunter x Hunter. If we do, the story is now complete and the plot will be ruined by our idiotic idea.
Part One ; Truth or Dare from the Host
Himi : Hello everyone, and welcome to the Truth or Dare show version Hunter x Hunter! Hosted by me, Himi!
Kuro : And me, Kuro!
*we both bows*
Himi : Because this is truth or dare part are receiving truths or dares from the host, the contestant are now Phinx!
Phinx : *stepped to the stage* Hi.
Kuro : Coltopi!
Coltopi : *stepped to the stage*
Himi : Machi!
Machi : Hello *with a suspicious face*
Kuro : Last but not least, HISOKA!
Hisoka : *smirked evily*
Kuro : Eh, okay, on with the show-
Himi : Oh, no!
Kuro : What?
Himi : I forgot I need to do something! I need to go! Don't worry Kuro, I'll call someone to replace me! *ran to some secret place*.
Kuro : Hey, who is going to repla-
Kaze : Hi, I'm Kaze Fujiyama, nice to meet you all.
Kuro : KAZE! Aren't you-
Kaze : Yes, I'm Himi sama's character from her novel.
Kuro : *sweat dropped* Really? I'm going to be stuck with you? Oh well...
Kaze : Now, let see our contestant here. Kuro-chan, do you have any dares or truths to our contestant?
Kuro : Oh, I have something for Coltopi! *Kuro smirked to Coltopi as Coltopi feel something bad is going to happen*. COLTOPI! DARE! I dare you to have a duel with Kaze!
Coltopi : What! No!
Kuro : A dare is a dare~ And Kaze, don't hold back. Now!
Kaze : All right, I'm lighten up! Wind Magic, Wind Slash! *Kaze waved his hand as he pretend to draw a sword, and Coltopi's body get some bruise suddenly* Eh ... did I do that too far?
Kuro : No, you're not.
Phinx : *sweat dropped* You know Coltopi can't fight physically.
Kuro : I'm just torturing him, ehehehe.
Kaze : To Machi-San, a truth. What do you choose; go on a date with Hisoka or destroy the Phantom Troupe?
Machi : I will always loyal with the Phantom Troupe, so I will do everything to protect it, even if it means to date that clown! *glared at Hisoka*
Hisoka : You're so cold Machi, but that's what I like about you!
Kaze : Is he always like that?
Kuro : Yeah, I know he's weird. Any who, I have a dare to Hisoka. MARRY MACHI! D
Machi : What?
Some of the audience : WHAT?
Other Phantom Troupe Members who was watching the show in the TV : WHAAAATTTT!
Kuro : YES! A Hisoka x Machi marriage!
Machi : The hell I'm going to married that clown!
Kuro : *laugh hardly* This is going to be fun! The wedding is next week! C'mon people, let's prepare!
Pakunoda : *came out of nowhere* I'll help you with your wedding dress, Machi!
Kuroro : *came out of nowhere either* I'll help you with your tuxedo, Hisoka.
*Pakunoda drags Machi, and Kuroro plus Hisoka walks to a tuxedo store*
Kuro : Perfect~ I'm going to call Himi, Kurapika, Leorio, Gon, and others!
Kaze : I'm going to tell Shiki and Riku (yes, another character from my novel XD)
Kuro : I'm going to invite some people! And I'm going to tell the other Phantom Troupe members to prepare the wedding!
Kaze : Okay then. The show are now closed (?). Next, we will be showing at Hisoka and Machi's marriage :D
(Note, for those who reviewed our story is also invited to Hisoka's and Machi's wedding.)
Ahaha, me and Kuro write this story during text messages, and Kuro has this stupid marriage idea. Well, stay tuned! XD And don't remember, in the summary, we wrote "side stupid stories" too, right? Well, the next chapter is truth or dare with HisoMachi marriage. Gomen for those who don't like HisoMachi pairing, but the marriage is not really serious. You know why? Just stay tuned! XD
Part Two ; Truth or Dare from the Reviewers
Kuro : I'm taking a break from making preparations, how about we host the show?
Shiki : I'm here.
Kuro : WHERE IS HIMI!
Shiki : Eating. Pocky. (note; Shiki didn't say more than 2 or 4 words)
Kuro : SHE EAT POCKY EVERYDAY! *gone crazy* Whatever. Now, I'm reading from ... OMG! AKIRAZOLDYCK1234 AS AN ANONYMOUS REVIEWER IN OUR STORY!
Shiki : Voice. Too. Loud.
Kuro : DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
Shiki : Stalker?
Kuro : MAYBE! UH, AH, SHE DARE KILLUA TO BE A GIRL IN 10 MINUTES!
Killua : I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!
Kuro : This Akira is making me feel uneasy. I wonder who she is ...
Shiki : Skip. Her. Dare.
Kuro : I agree *throwed Akira's request*. From M Aleandra; to Killua, dare, give your awesome-est smile!
Killua : That's easy. *smiling handsomely*
Some fan girls in the audience sit : KILLUA SAMA~
Kuro and Shiki : *sweat drop*
Shiki : Next.
Kuro : From Natalia, to Kurapika. Dare. Please be a female and love Killua for an hour. Then be back to your boyself. PHFHT, AHAHAHAHA!
Shiki : Annoying. Human.
Kurapika : Why must Killua?
Killua : I have a bad feeling about this.
Kuro : Just do the dare, will ya! *forced Kurapika to wear a girls suit, and Kurapika sighedly agreed*
Kurapika : K-K-Killua kun! I love you some much~ *hugs Killua*
Killua : *blushed furiously* Oh, oih, Kurapika…
Some jealous fan girls : NO, KILLUA SAMA!
~ an hour passed ~
Kurapika : I'M A BOY AGAIN! *dance happily (?)*
Kuro : Don't dance here -_-
Shiki : Weird. Human.
Kuro : Like you're not weird. To Kurapika and Killua, Truth. Will the two of you will be mad if the fan makes some fan art and the two of you are into some gender bender? From M404.
Kurapika : I'm seriously mad, because I'm a boy here! I want people to respect me as a boy!
Kuro : *in a low voice volume* You were cute as a girl, thought ...
Killua : OF COURSE I'M MAD! I'M A ZOLDYCK! A PROFFESIONAL ASSASSIN! I DON'T WANT SOME FANS CHANGE MY GENDER!
Kuro : Calm down. O, okay, right now ... to Killua and Kurapika again, a dare from xxx. Wear some sexy dress and wall like a model. Then, change into a tuxedo and punch Leorio on the face.
Leorio : I don't like the second part.
Shiki : Poor. Human.
Kurapika and Killua : Why do we both got into this kind of thing? *forced themselves to wear some sexy clothes, and wall like a model* Ugh *they both blushed*
*Kura and Killua than wear a tuxedo, and walked to Leorio's direction*
Leorio : Wait, wait, I'm not ready yet-
BAM!
Both of them punched Leorio.
Kuro : Ahahaha! *laughs hard* Oh, okay ... next, for Frozen Crystal Angel, to Leorio, dare, drunk and make sure Kurapika is there. Hmm, how about we do this in the last scene? *smirk evily*
Leorio : *panicked*
Kurapika : *sighed and think what will happen*
Kuro : To Kurapika, truth. Same sender. Who would you rather paired up with? Kuroro or Leorio?
Kurapika : ME! BEING PAIRED UP WITH A SPIDER! HELL NO! DX I BETTER STUCK WITH LEORIO INSTEAD!
Kuro : Calm down girl I mean, dude ... Gon, what do you think of pie?
Gon : Well, pie makes me think about cake, cake makes me thinking about baking, baking is Aunt Mito's hobby, and speaking about Aunt Mito-
Kuro : Okay, okay, I get it!
Shiki : Family. *sighs* Lucky. Human.
Kuro : To Killua. Which do you care most? Alluka or chocolate?
Killua : I may love chocolate for all my life, but Alluka is more important than chocolates *get a holy spot light*
Shiki : Brotherly. Love. *smiled*
Kuro : Awww!~ Okay, okay, next! From .Rippa, to all of you 4 main characters, act like Korean Boy Band and sing like them!
The 4 Hunters : *sighed* Crazy fans ... *changed their clothes*
-USE YOUR IMAGANATION OF THE 4 HUNTERS SANG A KOREAN BOY BAND SONG- (I'm sorry for .Rippa, I found out it's hard to write about Korean Boy Band thingy, because me and Kuro are both not a Korean Boy Band fan. Hope you're not angry! )
Kuro : YES! FINALLY SOMEONE SENDING SOMETHING NOT FOR THE 4 HUNTERS! BUT FOR KURORO!
Kuroro : I was just preparing for the wedding, but why on earth I'm here?
Kuro : Just answer this. Are you still a virgin?
Kuroro : Yes I am ==, now can I get outta here?
Kuro : Stay for awhile! To Kurapika, will you ever, EVER, forgive Kuroro?
Kurapika : *glared at Kuroro* Maybe time tells!
Kuro : *sweat dropped* And here I thought they were such a good couple. And last, for the 4 hunters AND Kuroro, dress like Tokyo Mew Mew!
-USE YOUR IMAGANATION THAT THE 4 HUNTERS ARE DRESSING LIKE THE TOKYO MEW MEW- (Alice-Beatrice, it's not like I'm not Tokyo Mew Mew, I even liked them! I love Pudding, she's my favorite character! But, I somehow found out that writing this kinda, scary ._.)
Kuro : The next one is from RockerThenU. For Leorio!
Leorio : I hope it's not dangerous-
Kuro : Steal one of Hisoka's underwear!
Leorio : WHAT THE HELL!
Shiki : Crazy. Dare.
Kuro : Just do it...
Leorio : *walks of the stage, and go to Hisoka's place –the next story I leave it to your imagination-*
45 minutes later ...
Leorio : *came back with many blood, scars*
Kuro : What happen to you? *acts innocent*
Leorio : LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW!
Kuro : Ahahaha. Next, from the same sender. Too Illumi!
Illumi : Why am I here?
Kuro : Just kiss a girl and proposed her with a diamond ring ...
Illumi : Who's the girl?
Illumi Fan Girls : ILLUMI SAMA, PICK ME! PICK MEE!
Illumi : *kissed Kuro suddenly*
Kuro : Ah, wha, wha ... *blushed*
Illumi Fan Girls : NOOOO!
Illumi : *proposed with a diamond ring* Kuro, will you marry me?
Kuro : *faints*
(No, this is not Kuro's idea. I'm just writing this to gave Kuro a revenge ... and gave RockerThanU request. *smiles*)
Shiki : Next ... Hisoka? Who?
Hisoka : I'm here.
Shiki : *throws Hisoka a card* Read it.
Hisoka : Who do you love the most of this 3, Gon, Illumi, or your parents (whoever they are)? Well, this is easy. For now, I love my Illumi *creepy grin*
Illumi : *disgusted*
Shiki : *stepped away from Hisoka* *looked at Illumi, and throwed him a card* Read.
Illumi : Kindly kiss Killua on the lips for 1 minute… huh?
Killua : What!
Shiki : Just... do it...
Gon : This is weird.
Kurapika : *closed Gon's eye* You're too young to watch this.
Illumi : *kissed Killua on lip for 1 minute*
Killua : ARGH! *blush hard*
Shiki : *also blush because of the scene* N-n-next ... Kurapika... who?
Kurapika : *raised his hands* Me.
Shiki : *throwed Kurapika a card* Read it.
Kurapika : From HxHlovahhhhhhh, kiss Gon, Killua, and Leorio on the lips while wearing a girl cheerleaders outfit all the way until the end of the show. WHY! WHY DOES PEOPLE ALWAYS SEND ME THIS KIND OF DARES? *cries*
Shiki : *closed her eyes* I'll ... give, privacy. *walks away*
Kurapika : *crying as he wears the cheerleader suit* GON, I'M SORRY! *kissed Gon*
Gon : *confused* huh?
Kurapika : Killua, I'M SORRY! *kissed Killua*
Killua : *blushed* I got two gay kiss over here...
Kurapika : LEORIO, I'M SORRY! *kissed Leorio*
Leorio : At least the kiss heal me from Hisoka's attack *punched by Kurapika*
Shiki : *came back* Show ... end ...
Kurapika : See you next time *still crying*
Shiki : Send...dares…please.
Somewhere in some bar, taken 1 hour after the show are done...
Leorio was drinking at the bar, and Kurapika was right there, accompany him.
"Leorio, you're drinking to much! Let's go home," begged Kurapika.
"Ahaha, are you a beautiful blondie?" said Leorio, drunk.
"Huh!" Kurapika shouted. "I'm a boy!"
Leorio than hugged Kurapika's shoulder. "Your smell is beautiful young lady, how about-"
BRUAAAKKK!
Kurapika punched Leorio with furious. "You are such an perverted hedgehog!" He shouted as he leaved Leorio in the bar, who was still unconscious. Bad Luck Leorio DX
Nyahahah , I'm writing this damn to fast XD Kuro forced me T_T, well no. She didn't force, but somehow force (?) I didn't know how to said the words...
I'm sorry if the story somehow hussed up. It's 5.45 in the morning here, and I'm not sleeping at all since last night. Can you guess me and Kuro's age? =w=
And, about the scene fast changing, as you know, I'm Himina Aquarera –real name disabled– have a weakness in making romance. Even boy x girl is hard for me, boy x boy is harder! Q.Q, may you forgive me!
And, and, the 4th chapter, who was suppose to be written by Kuro, will be late. Kuro is on a school trip for three days. Me and Kuro is from a different school. Feels a little lonely though without her. Thank you!
Also, please read my new fanfiction : Shampoo Commercial! Thank you!
Sending dares/truths
Dare/Truth : (choose one)
The dare/truth :
To whom :
From : (your real name or pen name)
Favorite host : (kuro or himi)
I don't want to added the host thingy though, but Kuro said I must! DX NOOOOOOO!