Green!

Disclaimer: I don't own DN! I don't own green, either. But, if I did, I would rule the world! Not really... or maybe I would. I don't really know. I would have to talk to the person that actually owns the color green, then I would have to kill them and steal the deed so I did own green, because greens awesome. It doesn't even really matter if I get to rule the world or not. But if I did rule the world, I would take a page out of Mello's book and make Matt my queen... and look! I'm ranting like Mello in Mello's ABC's. Good story. You should read it!

I think that was the longest disclaimer I've ever written.

A leprechaun was staring at Mello.

'Why aren't you wearing green!' The little leprechaun bit him in the ankle.

Then he woke up. He looked down to see a little boy dressed entirely in green. He resembled the dream leprechaun. 'Why aren't you wearing green?'

Mello looked down at his completely black attire. Wait, was that...? No, it couldn't be... but it was. A bit of color on his outfit! Since when did these pants have an orange spot on them? He would have to change immediately. The pants would certainly be set on fire.

'Why aren't you wearing green?' The little boy persisted.

'Why would I wear green? It has absolutely no point. If I wear black, I look cool, and masculine.'

'But it's Saint Patties Day. Now I get to pinch you.'

The boy proceeded to pinch him. So did anyone he passed. When he reached Matt, he saw that he was receiving the same treatment. 'You didn't wear green either?'

'Isn't that kinda (ouch) obvious?'

'Well, (ouch) at least Near is probably (ouch) not wearing green, either.'

The albino in question walked around the corner. It seamed that his usual white outfit was swapped for a similar outfit, but entirely in green. 'I see you two were too stubborn to wear green. I suppose you will not change, either?'

Mello walked up to him. 'No! I refuse to (ouch) change. And neither will Matt.'

One Hour Later

'Matt! I thought you weren't going to change!'

Matt had on green goggles, a green and black stripped shirt, and lime green pants. 'The pinching was getting annoying. It was interfering with my winning Halo 2 for the eighteenth time.'

Mello walked away. Now, he was the only non-green-wearing person left. He was all alone.

All the pinching eventually tired him out, so he decided to lie down for a nap.

In his dream, the leprechaun came back. 'You still aren't wearing any green. Let me help you out with that.'

And, suddenly, Mello was a leprechaun. 'What did you do to me? Where did my black go?'

'Well, we think you need to get into the Saint Patrick's Day spirit. I will be your first leprechaun today, so just sit back, and watch the ride. I'm the leprechaun for Saint Patrick's Day past.'

Around them, Mello watched as their surroundings changed. They landed in a field. 'This is little Jimmy. He lived in Ireland. He was the only one in town that didn't wear green on Saint Patrick's Day. Everyone pinched him so much, he eventually caved in and wore green.

They next went to a busy town. 'You see that woman over there? She wore green on the wrong day, and forgot to wear it on Saint Patrick's Day. She was throne in jail for kicking everyone that pinched her.'

They went back to their original spot. Mello lifted an eyebrow. 'How's that supposed to make me feel better?'

'Well, it isn't. It's supposed to make you see that bad things happen to people if they don't wear green on Saint Patrick's Day. Now, I will take you to the leprechaun of Saint Patrick's Day present.'

Before them appeared another leprechaun. 'Hello, Mello. O, wow! That rimes!' Mello noticed that this leprechaun looked like a small version of Matt. 'Well, I am the leprechaun of Saint Patrick's Day present. Let's go visit someone.'

So, they appeared in a room, with an old man in green. 'This is Saint Patrick.'

'Hello, Mello. Holy Cricket! That rimes! Anyway, my friends tell me that you don't have any Saint Patrick's Day spirit. Is that true?'

'Ya.'

'Well, perhaps that would change if you knew the story behind Saint Patrick's Day. Do you actually know why Saint Patrick's Day was started?'

'No.'

'That's too bad. I've wanted to know it for years.'

The leprechaun Matt gawked at Saint Patrick. 'How do you not know? You're Saint Patrick!'

'I am? That's interesting. When did this happen?'

Leprechaun Matt took Mello by the arm and said, 'Come on, this lesson's over. I'm taking you to the leprechaun of Saint Patrick's Day future.'

They came to the same place as before, but now a leprechaun Near was there. 'Nice to meet you, Mello. I am the leprechaun of Saint Patrick's Day future.'

'Good, you didn't use the Hello, Mello joke.'

'Well, let's go see the future.'

They came to a large building. Inside, sitting behind a large desk, was a much older Matt, wearing green. 'Why are you showing me Matt?'

'Well, I thought it would be good for you to see the future ruler of the world.'

'Ha! Matt can't rule the world. That's my job!'

'You wanted that job, yes. You even got that job, for a month or two. But, as soon as Saint Patrick's Day came around, you said that there wasn't going to be a Saint Patrick's Day anymore. Ireland didn't like that, so they rose up against you. Because Matt wore green on Saint Patrick's Day, they made him ruler of the world.'

'No! It can't be! It can't be!'

He was still saying 'It can't be!' when he woke up. Then, he immediately went to his room and stole something green from Matt. He would do anything to be ruler of the world.