AN: Hello! Please do not attempt to kill me for being really late on updating. The only real reason I am updating is because the cowriter's Birthday is today. Happy Birthday Emil!

Chapter 3 :Privet Drive

Alice and Emilee were on their way to the house Alice had discovered she owned while they had been in new home was next to the Dursleys- Privet Drive No.5. The girls sighed in relief when they came upon the lovely little brown wondered if a limousine would attract attention from that nosey horse-faced woman Petunia.

*Harry's Pov*

Harry watched the limousine park in the driveway and two girls hopped driver followed them into the house with their week went by with the same routine until that Saturday,when the two girls walked towards No.4 with a plate of the girls rang the doorbell and his aunt shrieked "Boy!Answer the door!"

"Yes, Aunt Petunia." Harry was happy to answer the door, he wanted to have friends before Dudley scared them walked towards the door when he heard bickering coming from outside the door."Emilee why do I have to wear this freaking sundress?"

*Third Person Pov*

"Because you wanted to wear it you idiot!"Harry then unlocked the door and said"Welcome to the Dursley's home how may I help you?" The two girls stared at each other for a moment before looking back at taller girl had a dark skin tone and wore a green sundress and black paler girl was a great deal shorter than her friend and wore skinny jeans, a tank top and blue trainers.

"May we come in?"Harry nodded and motioned the two inside the house,and blinked in shock when the taller girl handed him five cookies in a Dursleys were already in the living room when the two girls and Harry walked in the spoke with the hint of a russian accent "Hello madam we've just moved to Privet Drive,made cookies and decided to is Emilee,"she pointed to the shorted girl"And I am Alice."

Petunia smiles and introduces herself and her family to them."I am Petunia,this is Vernon my darling husband,"she motions to a rather large whale who grunts then she points to a miniature sized whale with blond hair who leers at Emilee."And this is my baby Diddy Duddy-kins I am positive you girls will get along with him just perfectly."

Alice stared at Harry and then looked back towards Petunia."Who is this adorable mess with black hair and green eyes?"

Petunia grimaces "He is a freak." Alice's face becomes a blank mask and Emilee groans and watches helplessly. Dudley stares as the girl walks towards him with murder in her eyes."What do you think of him?"

Dudley waddles backwards until his back hits the wall."H-He's just a freak,a bloody freak!" Alice walks over to Harry who by then was cowering in a corner with tears streaming down his face. "любимая, let's go home okay?"Harry looks at her and nods as she helps him out the door.

Emilee had picked up a stick outside and was now waving it threateningly."Come any closer and I will hex you into next Tuesday!"Emilee then ran outside,pulled a mini grenade full of a misty substance and threw it at the Dursley's pulled out a notebook and told everyone to hold onto it. The last thing Harry saw was an old man with long white hair wearing a green dress with purple and orange stripes on it.

AN:I will be writing a mini one-shot for Emil's birthday so please read,although it might kill you with all of the fluffy adorableness! ^_^