Itachi.

Itachi: *reads script* "Death'sDoor does not own Naruto but if she did Deidara, Orochimaru, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, Pein, Konan and I would be alive and Sakura would only be kept around for bashing since it's just not the same with Karin."

Alright let's get this over with…

3rd Person POV

Ada walks into the room she is wearing the Akatsuki maid's uniform with her auburn hair tied back in a loose bun. She takes one glance at Miyako and sneers at her.

Ada: "Well if it isn't the bitch Oro kun left behind like trash."

Miyako: "You're the one to talk callous slut."

Ada: "Let me guess new maid I guess my shift is over, Dei kun want to ditch the bitch and have some fun?"

Deidara: "Ada you should probably treat your superiors with respect and do your job yeah."

Ada: "But I do respect you Dei kun and I am not needed since snake trash is here to do the job"

Pein: "Ada make dinner and show some respect to Akemi she is a new member of the Akatsuki"

Ada: "Did she pass initiation?"

Pein: "She pinned both Itachi and Kisame on low chakra she doesn't need initiation."

Ada: *scoffs* "As if that bitch is weak I can beat her ass any day."

As soon as Ada finished her sentence there is a sudden blur and a groan of pain and everyone looks to see that Miyako has slammed Ada into the wall face first. And when Miyako speaks a shiver goes down everyone's spine since her honey sweet voice turns cold and demonic.

Miyako: "Call me weak again you silly little bitch, I can easily snap your neck to the point of which your dull rock of a head will fall off."

Ada: "How dare-"

Before Ada can finish Miyako slams her face into the stone wall knocking the woman out. Miyako releases an exasperated breath and heads to the kitchen to make dinner. Tobi is holding onto Deidara in complete and utterly fear, Pein is the first to speak.

Pein: "See she's a perfect addition to the Akatsuki."

Itachi: "Yes but where do her loyalties lie Leader sama?"

Tobi: "Tobi likes Akemi sempai but Akemi sempai scares Tobi more than Hidan sempai or Itachi sempai."

Deidara: "Tobi get off me un!"

Tobi releases Deidara only to hide behind Konan when Miyako returns with a large plate of food. When she places it on the table everyone gasps with delight it's all of their favorite dishes on separate plates just for them. They look up to Miyako she simply nods and they grab their plates. Itachi has dango, Kisame has fried tempura, Tobi has Kraft Mac'nCheese, Konan and Pein have a traditional meal of miso, white rice, pickled plums and some kind of meat, Deidara is snacking on German food (imagination works wonders), Hidan is eating lamb chops, Kakuzu is eating soba, and Miyako is eating mackerel sashimi.

Kakuzu: "You have excellent cooking Akemi san this is the best soba I've ever had."

Kisame: "Yeah and there is a great balance between the breading and the shrimp!"

Itachi: "…Thank you…" *chew chew chew*

Leader: "How did you know these are our favorite foods?"

Miyako: "I didn't"

Kisame: "Then how-"

Miyako: "These were simply meals I felt like cooking, now that I know you like these meals you can request me to make them for you." *soft smile*

Hidan: "Jashin sama approves of you bitch."

Miyako: *eye twitch*

Hidan: "FUCK YOUR COOKING IS GOOD!"

Kakuzu: 'Why do I even deal with him hmm I wonder how much money I have? I better go count it.' "I'm leaving I have stuff to do."

Hidan: "What in the name of fucking hell do you have to fucking do that's so fucking important right now?"

Kakuzu: "I have money to count and I don't need to waste my time with the likes of you."

Kakuzu leaves the table and puts his empty plate in the sink then he stalks off to his room. Miyako takes everyone's dishes with a curious Deidara close behind her. She begins washing the dishes while Deidara leans on the counter with a bored look in his cerulean eye. After a long moment of silence Miyako finishes the dishes and is about to leave when

Deidara: "I doubt you didn't know our favorite foods, yeah"

Miyako: "Excuse me?"

Deidara: "You know what I'm talking about there is no way in hell that you could've just felt like cooking German food (Imagination still works wonders), tempura and Kraft MacN'Cheese that's just weird, yeah."

Miyako: "So you're saying I'm weird?"

Deidara: "No, I'm saying there's something fishy about you, hmmm."

Somewhere…

Kisame: "For some reason I feel like beating the shit out of Deidara tomorrow."

Itachi: "Hn"

Back to kitchen…

Miyako: "Curiosity killed the cat Deidara san so I suggest you keep your mouth shut."

Deidara: "Then let it be the death of me, hmmm."

Miyako leaves the room muttering so let the games begin and stalks off to her room.