Chapter Three; Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

It had been a week since my seventeenth birthday and everything had gone back to normal. Like nothing had ever happened. I had the guys number, but I never intended on using it.

"Sakura!" Hinata Hyuuga, another one of my closet friends, came running over to my locker after the last bell.

"Best Friend," She battered her eyes.

"Fine, I'll drive you home," I laughed as I closed my locker door.

"Yay!" She exclaimed happily linking arms with me. "Wait, I have to take care of some 'problems'" She walked into the bathroom. I stood there waiting until, "OH MY GOD!" I exclaimed in the hall making everyone stare. "No, no! There's no way. It's probably just a coincidence. I shouldn't think anything of it,"

"Wow, talking to yourself now?" Ino giggled walking over to me, "Hey, wait, what's wrong?" She asked concerned.

"I'm late,"

"Ok, ok, I didn't know which one worked the best, so I got five," Ino said in a panic as she got back into the car.

I was too busy hyperventilating in a bag to even notice she was back, "WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE!?"

"I'M RIGHT HERE!" She shouted. "Oh.." I started the car. Thinking about the night and not even paying attention to where I was going, I almost hit a cat going acrossed the street.

"Sakura! Slow down!" Hinata yelled as I went over the speed limit.

"I'm too young to die!" Ino joked. I drove until we made it to the duplexes where Ino's mom lived. I pulled over and put it in park.

"Uhh.." Hinata said as she got out of the car. My parking job needless to say was horrible. I was parked in Ino's mothers front yard. Ino searched her pockets for the keys. "Oh no.." She whispered.

"What!?" I yelled throwing the bag of tests into the air, Hinata ran to get them.

"I may have, uhm, forgot my key..."She smiled lightly.

"YOU WHAT!?"I yelled, "Screw this, I don't like your mother anyway," And with that I took a pot on the deck and smashed her window in. Carefully making my way through the glass I stretched my hand to the doorknob and opened it.

Ino stared, "I'm so dead."

A few minutes and five pregnancy tests later, I opened he door. Hinata and Ino were standing there in anticipation.

"Well," They asked worried.

"How accurate are these things anyway?" I asked making my way passed them and into Ino's room.

"Oh my God," Ino breathed, "You're having a baby?!"

"Shut up!" I yelled putting my head into her pillow.

"Don't worry, It'll be okay," Hinata reassured me.

"How's it going to be okay? It's not like it was you that went clubbing and had sex with some guy you didn't even know!" A tear strolled down my cheek.

"Hey now," Ino sat next to whipping away the tear, "We're going to be here for you. Through it all. Best Friends wouldn't leave you in a crisis like this,"

"Besides, look on the bright side," Hinata started and Ino and I both looked at her hopeful, "It's November, right? And it takes nine months to make a baby,"

"Yeah," We both nodded.

"Well, that means you won't have to miss any school. You'll have the baby in July," She smiled.

I gave a soft smile but it quickly faded, "Everyone's going to think I'm a whore if I'm pregnant!" I whined laying back down on the bed.

"Like it matters," Ino rolled her eyes, "They have sex every day of their lives! You just happened to have been stupid about it,"

"Thanks for that," I sighed.

"Did he even use protection?" Hinata asked curious.

"Ye-...Oh my gosh," I got up taking my phone out of my bag. I slide it open and began to type a text message 'Hey, remember me? :]' is what I typed to him. Within seconds he replied back. 'Heyy! Yeah. How are you?' I completely ignored his question, 'Did you use a condom?'. Hinata, Ino, and I stared at the phone for a reply.

"OH MY GOD FUCKING REPLY!!" I shouted throwing the phone against the wall.

"Dude! It's only been a minute!" Ino said trying to calm me down.

"If it were possible to shoot lasers through your eyes, you'd be dead," I replied in a serious tone. They rolled their eyes and laughed. I sighed falling back on the bed. Just then, my phone began to ring. I quickly sat up. We all stared at the phone.

"ANSWER IT!" Sadie shouted tossing the phone to me.

"Uh, Hello?" I said quietly into the receiver.

"Are you pregnant?" Came that same hypnotizing voice from the club. I stalled before saying,

"Uhm," I heard a deep sigh.

"Are you planning on getting an abortion?" He asked softly as if he felt guilty. "Well, uhm, I don't know. I just found out. I don't-"

He interrupted me, "What are you doing tomorrow?"

I mouthed what he asked to Hinata and Ino, "Maybe he wants to work this out," Ino assured me.

"Well, Nothing I guess..."I replied nervously.

"Let's meet up," He spoke muffled.

"What?" I was unable to hear him.

"Sorry, Hold on," He said quietly. I put him on speaker phone so the girls could hear. We heard foot steps and a closing and locking of a door. He sighed, "Where do you live?"

"Uhm, Konoha." I replied.

"Well, I live a few hours from there," He sighed rubbing his forehead, "I've been there before, Let's meet in Konoha Mall. Say, Starbucks? At like, three?" He asked shuffling around something.

"Uh, yeah, Okay," I replied as Hinata hugged me.

"Alright, then, Bye," And with that I ended the call.

Us three sat there in silence.

"Well, he sounds hot," Hinata giggled.

"Shut up!" I laughed shoving her.

"How was he anyway?" Ino asked curiously, "Shikamaru's not very good."

"What!!?" Hinata and I both laughed.

"Well! Come on, spill!" They shouted dog piling on me.

"Fine, Fine," I smiled remembering, "He was...amazing. Respectful and sweet. Not awkward at all. It was a great first time, besides the fact that well, you know…" I trailed off.

"Aww," They both squealed.

"I'm so jealous, Shikamaru's so quick and boring. It's like he doesn't care. He's so lame. He doesn't even get kinky! Gosh!" Ino whined. Hinata and I both stared, "What!? Is it so much to ask for! I mean, come on! He can't pleasure me at all! He's so lucky I love him."

"Okay…" I laughed, "I'm so nervous"

"I'm so coming with you tomorrow!" Ino smiled.

I rolled over on my stomach and dialed a number, "Hey, mom," I spoke softly, "Uhm, I'm gonna say at Ino's this weekend,"

"Mom! There won't be any boys!" I sighed, "Yes Mom, I'm still a virgin," Lying through my teeth. "Alright, Bye,"

I turned to Ino and Hinata giving them a sympathetic look,

"Hey, Don't worry. I lie to my Mom all the time.." Ino smiled.

"Yeah, But at least you aren't pregnant."

A/N: Haha, Ali-chan said this was the funniest to write. xD

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