Domo's Twilight crackfic

by aalleeyyee

MAJOR CRACKFIC! Even for those diehard fans, you're gunna laugh at this. Written by my friend Dominic. Blame him

3. Scene 2

~Scene 2~

*Bella walks up to Jacob. He's lifting weights*

Bella: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi Bella. I'm so manly and mature for my age.

Bella: I know. Jacob, have you ever loved a man who doesn't even know you exist?

Jacob: Yes, once. I don't want to talk about it.