Minako : Hi everyone, I'm back!!! So who do you think Amu will end up with?
Tadase : Me!!
Ikuto : Me.
-Ikuto and Tadase glare at Amu ferociously-
Amu : Um... -sweatdrops- Threesome?
Minako : Look what I've got, -attemps to pull something from her bag-
Ikuto : Who the fuck cares!?
Minako : -mockingly- Oh, Iku chan, are you on your period? -harshly- Because your acting like a bitch.
Ikuto : -Vein pops- Bitch.
Amu : Don't worry Iku chan, it'll be over in atleast 2 days.
Minako : Yeah and in the time being, you can borrow one of my pads. -fake smiles-
Amu : Or a tampon if you're a cherry-popping virgin.
Pedobear : Or one of my OVER 9000 penises.
Ikuto : -points at Minako- Fuck you -points at Amu- Fuck you -points at Pedobear- And FUCK YOU! -walks off to the kitchen-
Minako : Eating never solves anything!
Pedobear : May I?
Amu : Please.
Pedobear : -follows Ikuto into the kitchen-
Minako : And here is the third, and final chapter of Kisses
Amu : Will there be lemon?
Minako : Well, we'll have to wait and see! -wink
3
Amu's POV
"Tadase! Can you pick up my clothes for me at my house?" I called out from the lounge room.
"Um Ook," Tadase stuttered.
5 minutes later, Tadase's POV
"Damn, don't have a key, luckily I know Amu keeps a spare under her doormat," I said to myself. Stalking does come in handy.
I entered her house and went to her room, from her underwear drawer, I pulled out a handful of panties and sniffed the heavenly essence of Amu.
Minako : I don't want to type this part so I'll skip it, kay?
Tadase : -tearfully- But this was my moment!
Amu : Yeah, and we don't care.
The next day still Tadase's POV
"Amu, would you like to go on a date?" I asked.
"Yeah sure," Amu replied.
"How about the park?" I suggested.
"Sounds good."
Amu's POV
We walked to the park and was about to sit on the water fountain, where I was suddenly hugged from behind, I turned around to see a blond girl with sparkling purple eyes.
"Hi Amu!! When did you get out of the hospital and WHY didn't you call me," she said.
"I-"
A boy with brown hair and green eyes ran up to her, puffing.
"Utau, why didn't you wai- Amu?" He said, "Oh hey Tadase."
The boy pounded fists with Tadase and Tadase let out a girly squeal.
"Oh Amu, are you and Tadase going out? Were you trying to keep the relationship private? Don't worry I won't tell but I should because you didn't call me but I forgive you," said the girl.
"Umm who are you?" I asked.
"YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?" She glared at Tadase," WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEST FRIEND?"
"Um, she has amnesia," Tadase stated.
The girl glared at Tadase," WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?" She asked shaking Tadase hard and then slapping him, which made him fly a few metres.
The boy pulled Tadase up, squinting his eyes and shimmied to the girl, whispering something. Her eyes squinted too.
"You wanted to keep her all to yourself, didn't you?" The girl asked. "Don't worry I forgive you."
She walked over to me.
"I am Utau Oo Tau and this is Kukai Kuu kai rhymes with pie," Utau said.
"Oo Tau and Kuu kai?"
"Yes good."
She walked back to Tadase. "Don't worry, we will leave you too love birds alone," she said, winking at me.
And they walked off.
We sat on the hinge of the water fountain, eating the bento that Tadase had packed.
"O M G Tadase! This onigiri is simply amazing!" I exclaimed.
"Thank you, you're too kind," he said blushing.
A cat strutted over, it was midnight blue, where had I seen that colour before?
It rubbed its head against my leg and I fed it some friend rice.
"Stupid. Fucking. Cat." Tadase said, kicking it, the cat landed safely on it's feet a few metres away.
I slapped Tadase and covered my mouth.
Flashback
"Who's there?" I asked, as I heard a branch snapped, I slipped on something cylinder-shaped and my head slammed against the rock, I rolled over, seeing a boy with blonde hair and ruby red eyes. Tadase.
"Prepare for some decent fucking, bitch," he said in a twisted voice, nothing like the voice he used when he picked me from the hospital. He unbuttoned his jeans, letting out his tiny penis (TINY PENIS TINY PENIS!!) and everything went black.
End of flashback
"You fucking tiny-penised pansy," I said slapping him and I began to run as my memories flooded back, I didn't know where he lived, so I closed my eyes and imagined a magnet, pulling me to his house. Who was he, I couldn't remember but I could almost hear it Iku- Iku- Ikuto. It began to rain.
"Ikuto! IKUTO!" I yelled as I ran, people stared at me but I ignored them, I arrived at a door.
Ikuto's POV
The doorbell rang.
I opened the door to see a sopping wet Amu.
"Amu."
"Ikuto."
We began to kiss, as we kissed, I ripped off her top along with her bra and we broke apart.
"Ikuto, Tadase raped me," Amu said.
"Don't worry Amu, he can't rape anything with a penis that big."
"Oh Ikuto," she moaned and began to kiss me again, she unbuttoned my top and I pulled down her skirt, I didn't bother with her thigh-high socks.
"Amu, do you know what day it is?"
"Hmm?"
"It's Sex Play Night."
"But I didn't bring an outfit."
"You are even sexier without an outfit," I said, kissing her. We kept on kissing until we reached the second floor where my bedroom was.
Amu pushed Ikuto against the wall and unzipped my jeans and she pulled out my erection.
Normal POV
Amu began to rub Ikuto's erection and began to suck it, she immediately deepthroated it after a few seconds.
"Amu," Ikuto moaned.
Amu felt Ikuto's balls as she deepthroated it and noticed that he was about to erupt. She rubbed Ikuto's penis hard and opened her mouth. His penis began to shoot Ikuto's salty cum and Amu swallowed.
Ikuto laid down on the bed and Amu crawled on top of him, he inserted his penis into her and sucked her nipples. Amu moaned.
He began to thrust into her fasted and harder.
"Amu, I'm about to cum again!" Ikuto exclaimed.
"Ikuto!"
His thrusts slowed down and he and Amu came, Ikuto let out his salty cum into her once again.
Amu rolled to the side of the bed and Ikuto opened his bedside drawer and pulled out a small box.
"Amu will you marry me?" He asked.
"Oh yes Ikuto, a thousand time yes," she said, kissing him deeply.
A few years later Normal POV
"Mummy! Mummy!" Exclaimed Yoru.
Amu hugged her daughter and stared into her face, she had Amu's sparkling golden eyes and Ikuto's midnight blue hair.
Ikuto followed behind her and the Tsukiyomis sat on their sofa.
"Mummy! How did daddy propose to you?" Yoru asked.
Ikuto and Amu looked at eachother and sweatdropped.
The End.
Minako : I hoped you enjoyed Kisses
Amu : I did :)
Ikuto : That was fucking gay!
Pedobear : I'm fucking gay too! -winks-
Ikuto : -runs away-
Yoru : Once again, I am a boy, nya.
Amu : -sighs- Gee, I wish Ikuto in your story was as nice as the real Ikuto.
Story Ikuto : Don't worry baby, I am here.
Amu : -squeals-
Minako : Okay, everyone who reviews this chappie gets a date with Story Ikuto! And may I say that he is very gifted in the downstairs department. -wink wink-
Ian : Hey I didn't know you write fan fict. -reads-
Minako : Iiaann.....
Ian : Let's make our own lemon ^. -picks up Minako bridal style-
Minako : -blushes-
Amu, Minako, Story Ikuto and Ian : Bye everybody.
Ikuto : -screams-
