(I apologize for the long wait, I've been kind of busy since schools out and all (Finished reading Eldest for a school project… 668 pages! And I had to read 150!). But, I'll do my best to give you another story for the New Jetters!)
An Alligator Bit Me!
The Bombermen rested for three days after the Higehige Bombers. Now they were at their new home. During the course of the three days, they got to know each other a little more:
White bomber: In case you haven't paid attention to the anime, White bomber has a kind heart, and is the leader of the b-jetters. Yet, he is very childish and stubborn, and is also vain sometimes.
Black bomber: a specialist in bombs and other explosives, Black bomber is the one who has one of those "I'll kill you" attitudes. He gets along with White bomber the most, and is the ladies bomberman.
Red bomber: The only girl of the team. Red bomber is more of the logical ones, but she sometimes has a temper, too. But, she's also very sweet to those who are depressed and feels sorry for those in need.
Blue bomber: The smartest one of them. He specializes in the computers and mathematics. He has what the others lack is the ability to calculate at quick speeds, like you saw in the first chapter.
Out of all this, they have a better understanding of each other. Things have developed between them.
Red bomber, of course, forgave Blue bomber for his stealing the antennae. White and Black bomber, like I said, have the closest friendship of the four. Still as three days rolled by, they were ready for anything, like nuclear threats from the Higehige bandits.
As a fourth day came out, White and Red bomber were sitting at the table eating breakfast. Neither Black nor Blue bomber has woken up yet. As White bomber was eating his food, he noticed Red bomber dozing off.
"Hey, Red bomber, are you awake?" said White bomber
"Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm awake" said Red bomber
"Did you sleep well last night?" said White bomber
"Yeah! Why do you want to know?"
"I'm just curious, you haven't acted this way before"
"Well, it's not really any of you business, okay?"
"Come on, you can't keep everything from us"
"You're right, White bomber, however, this is not one of those things!"
"But, Red bomber, it's okay to tell me…"
"No, it's not okay! I can't have people like you criticizing me for who I like!!!!"
Then Red bomber paused and realized what she said and covered where her mouth should be.
"You like someone?" said White bomber
"I… I… I… I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!"
She ran off like a bullet, stopping in front of Blue bomber, who has just gotten up, for a split second and the continued darting off saying "Don't you start asking questions either, Blue bomber!!!"
"Whoa, what happened?" said Blue bomber joining White bomber
"I don't know, one minute, I point out she's dozing off, then I ask her what's up, and then we start talking, she mentions she likes someone and then she just ran away"
"Jeez, I wonder who this someone is"
"I don't know, but if Red bomber catches us wondering, we could be gone before we could blink!"
There was a long silence. They wondered if Red bomber was watching them as they spoke.
"So… Where's Black bomber?" said White bomber
"Oh, uh… He'll be out for a while" said Blue bomber "He almost pulled an all nighter. Poor guy didn't make it to 5:00"
They continued to talk about different subjects.
Meanwhile, at the Higehige base:
The Higehige bombers were called up early in the morning to report to Bagura. They were very tired, they couldn't sleep since that incident.
"Now, I understand your failure" said Bagura "It's been a while since you last fought, however, it will not be tolerated again! Understand!"
They replied with a groan.
"Hrmmm. I found out that the only mushroom with eyes in the universe is still out there waiting for us to claim it. It's currently on bog planet, so go get it"
They groaned as they headed for the ship, Flame bomber stopped and said "I'm tired, can I go back to sleepy sleep?"
"Oh, go get a cup of coffee!" said Bagura
They all got on the ship and headed for bog planet, falling asleep on the controls so they went off course a few times. They didn't even remember why they went on the ship. They were already miles off course before they woke up completely.
Meanwhile at the Bomber base:
White bomber got a message from Dr. Lien.
"Hi, Dr!" said White bomber
"How are you, White bomber?" said Dr. Lien "Listen, I need you and your team to go to bog planet. The Higehige bombers are trying to steal the only mushroom with eyes in the universe!"
"You can count on us!" said White bomber "Because we're the B-JETTERS!"
"I've sent you your own bomber jet last night, you can use that to get there" Dr. Lien hung up.
"HURRAY! OUR OWN BOMBER JET!" said White bomber
White bomber rushed out to see their own bomber jet waiting outside. White bomber fell in love with it and just hugged it.
"I finally have my own bomber jet!" said White bomber
"What an amazing piece of equipment" said Blue bomber
"Yes, and it's mine!" said White bomber sulking over it
"So, are we going to bog planet or not?" said Blue bomber
"Yeah! We'll try it out immediately!!! Let's get Black and Red bomber!" said White bomber
"Well, Black bomber is going to be simple, but Red bomber…"
"Let's go!!! I can't wait!!!"
White bomber grabbed Blue bomber and rushed inside.
They first went to Red bomber's room since it was easier to wake Black bomber up with three people. White bomber knocked on her door excitedly.
"G-go away, White bomber!" said Red bomber "I don't want to talk to anyone!"
"Red bomber! Red bomber! We got our very own Bomber jet!!!" said White bomber
"And?" said Red bomber "If you want to try it out, do it with out me!"
"Um… Red bomber, what White bomber is trying to say is that we have a mission to go to bog planet to get the only mushroom with eyes in the universe before the Higehige bombers do, so please, we need your help" said Blue bomber
"Oh, that's what…" said Red bomber opening the door "Sorry about what happened this morning, White bomber"
"It's okay!" said White bomber
"Just do me a favor and don't bring it up again" said Red bomber
"I promise" said White bomber "NOW LET'S TRY OUT OUR BOMBER JET!!!!"
"Whoa, White bomber, calm down, we have to wake up Black bomber first" said Blue bomber
"Oh, alright!" said White bomber
They went into Black bomber's room and saw that Black bomber was sound asleep, his covers ruffled all over the place and he was in a position as if he had fallen on the floor. And he was snoring.
White and Blue bomber tried every concept imaginable to man. Until, they gave up. Then, Red bomber fetched a base ball bat and, with the force of five hundred and one super human, hit Black bomber on the face, and waking him up.
"WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT FOR! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, RED BOMBER!!!" said Black bomber
They explained the message to black bomber and they rushed to the bomber jet, White bomber getting there first of course. Then, they launched for the first time into outer space to bog planet. After hours of following the map, they finally made it!
They landed the ship in a clearing. Bog planet was covered in swamps, a moist air filled the area. Everyone climbed out of the Bomber jet, Red bomber hesitated, until she slid out.
"EW! This is gross!" said Red bomber
"Get over it!" said Black bomber "Most of the work that's going to be done around here is going to be dirty!"
"Aw… it got all filthy…" said White bomber "I'll clean it up after this so it's nice, shiny and new again!"
"Let's hurry, I believe that the Higehige bombers are already ahead of us" said Blue bomber
Meanwhile in deep space:
The Higehige bombers, who have now woken up completely, they were lost and were trying to find the way back.
"I can't believe we lost directions" said Thunder bomber
"Well, whose fault is that?" said Mermaid bomber
"Flame bomber's?" said Grand bomber
"No! It's yours, Mermaid bomber!" said Thunder bomber
"What?!?" said Mermaid bomber
"Yeah! We were all tired, and you're mad at us, even when you were tired too. And besides, you're driving!" said Thunder bomber
"Yeah! Why do you have to put the blame on one of us?" said Grand bomber "It's not always are fault!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, there's no way I could get us lost! I have the map!" said Mermaid bomber
"It was your fault! You were tired, you're driving, and you won't admit it!!!" said Thunder bomber
"Guys! Guys!!!" said Flame bomber "Why are we fighting, can't you see you're tearing us apart!?!"
"For Pete's sake, Flame bomber, shut up!" said Thunder bomber
"No! I'm serious! I thought we were a team, I thought we were friends" Flame bomber started choking up "I thought we were a family. Why do you have to keep breaking us up?"
"… Flame bomber, if I were anywhere near related to you, I would swallow a bomb!" said Thunder bomber
"Flame bomber's right!" said Grand bomber
Everyone stared at him.
"What? I think he means it" said Grand bomber "Why don't we stop fighting and get back on course, before the jetters find out about our plan and get it before we do"
"Fine" said Mermaid bomber "I'm still putting the blame on all of you"
"See?!? See?!? She won't admit it!" said Thunder bomber
They started bickering and arguing until they finally fell on bog planet.
"Hey, what do you know, we're here!" said Flame bomber "See what working together does?"
"Flame bomber, if you don't shut up right know, we're leaving you here" said Mermaid bomber
"Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea" said Thunder bomber "Let's ditch him while we have the chance!"
"No… He'll probably follow us" said Mermaid bomber
"Let's find that stupid mushroom before the jetters do!" said Grand bomber
They got out of the ship and started walking.
"Ewewewewewewewew" said Mermaid bomber "This is gross!"
"Aw, come on, Mermaid bomber" said Thunder bomber "I thought you liked water"
"Correction: I like clean water" said Mermaid bomber "not this disgusting filth!"
"Hey! You know what this filth is made from? Mud! And I love mud!" said Grand bomber
"Well, I don't!" said Mermaid bomber "It's nasty, it's gross, and it's full of unfriendly things, like germs!"
"I like mud, especially with germs!" said Grand bomber
"I like orange juice" said Flame bomber
Meanwhile:
The B-Jetters were walking along, hoping to find any sign of a mushroom.
"This is stupid" said Red bomber "I think that Lien was bluffing just to… I don't know… get us going!"
"Aw… that can't be" said White bomber "At least we got a Bomber jet! I'm going to scout out with it!"
"No, stay here White bomber, it's easier on foot" said Black bomber
"Speaking of which, I've discovered that the bomber jet can carry some vehicle that could be useful to us" said Blue bomber
"Are you saying…" said Red bomber
"Woops" said White bomber "I forgot about that"
"Idiot!!! This could be a lot easier and less dirtier if you had remembered!" said Red bomber
"Well, it's too late now, we might as well learn from this mistake and make sure it never happens again" said Black bomber "That's why Red bomber should remind us"
"What?!? Why me?" said Red bomber
"Because, you're complaining about the swamp and because I don't like you" said Black bomber
"Don't like me? Don't like the swamp?" said Red bomber "You know, I can get used to this! As a matter of fact, this swamp is getting less nastier every minute! It's still disgusting, though…"
"Nice work, Black bomber" whispered White bomber
"Sometimes, it's easier to get to their head" said Black bomber
Then, suddenly they saw a mushroom.
"Hey, a mushroom!" said Red bomber
"Yeah, but is it the one we're looking for?" said White bomber
Then, two eyes appeared on the mushroom and stared at them.
"Yep, that's the mushroom alright" said Black bomber
"Hey, what do you know, we found it" said a voice
It was Flame bomber! And following him were the other three.
"The Higehige Bombers!" said White bomber
"The B-Jetters!" said Mermaid bomber
"The narrator!" said Thunder bomber.
… What?
"So, it looks like we both found the mushroom" said Mermaid bomber
"Yeah, but, which one will take it?" said Blue bomber
"It will be us!" said Thunder bomber
"Not if we grab it first!" said White bomber
"Uh… guys, I sense a disturbance in the ground" said Grand bomber "Something tells me we shouldn't touch that mushroom"
"Ready?" said White bomber
"GO!" said Thunder bomber
White bomber and Thunder bomber leapt out and tried to grab it.
The minute they touched the mushroom, something burst right out of the water, knocking away White bomber and Thunder bomber.
"Holy crap" said Flame bomber "It's a GIANT MUTANT KUNG-FU GATOR!"
The name describes it all, it was a giant, buff alligator with huge jaws.
"That thing's got the mushroom!" said Red bomber
"I'll take care of this!" said Mermaid bomber "Aqua Bomb! Bomber… Shoot!" She shot and Aqua bomb at the gator, but it didn't have any effect, other than the gator turning around and glaring at Mermaid bomber.
"It didn't work?" said Mermaid bomber
The gator swooped her up, put her in his mouth, and swallowed her.
"Holy crap! He ate Mermaid bomber!" said Thunder bomber "What a life saver!"
"We have to do something, guys!" said Red bomber
"FIRE BOMB!" said White bomber
"That's not what I had in mind" said Red bomber
"BOMBER… SHOOT!" said White bomber. He threw the fire bomb at the gator, it didn't work either.
Then the gator turned around and performed a kung-fu kick with a "Hi-ya!" knocking the b-jetters away.
"We, have to think of another plan" said Red bomber getting up from the filth
"Like what?" said Black bomber
Then, the gator performed a kung-fu chop, and they jumped out of the way.
"Whatever it is, we need to think fast!" said White bomber
"Hey, you know what, guys" said Thunder bomber "I think I realized something"
"What is it, Thunder bomber?" said Grand bomber
"When that Giant alligator ate Mermaid bomber, I thought that we were free" said Thunder bomber "… But now, when I think about it… Something's missing, something's missing that Mermaid bomber was able to fill right in"
"You're right, there is something missing" said Grand bomber "No one's there to correct our mistakes"
"Yes, that, and much more!" said Thunder bomber. He started choking up "I thought she was bossy and I never really liked her at all, but, now, I realize that she was simultaneously, my friend. And, I… I… I wish I had never agued with her" He started to cry
"Me, too!" said Grand bomber "She was always blaming us, but that's what made us… a team. I wish I never argued with her" He started crying.
"And ever since that last chapter, we never got any ice cream" said Flame bomber "I really like ice cream" Then, he started to cry
Red bomber peek from behind the gator and said "Oh, please, you guys are so… lame"
Then, the gator whacked White, Black, and Blue bomber with his tail.
"Ouch, that's it!" said Black bomber "YOU ARE GOING DOWN!" He took out a bomb
"Black bomber" said White bomber "Bombs don't work against him"
"You're right" said Black bomber "Blue bomber, you're the smart one. Any ideas?"
"Hm" said Blue bomber "Apparently, those scales are super strong, capable of protecting that sensitive inner layer… That's it!!!"
"What?" said White bomber
"Here's the plan" said Blue bomber "Hey, Red bomber! Get over here! I have an idea!"
Red bomber joined them.
"We… We… We need to stop crying and avenge Mermaid bomber!" said Thunder bomber
"You're right, Thunder bomber" said Grand bomber "Clay bomb! FOR MERMAID BOMBER!!! BOMBER… SHOOT!" he threw his bomb at him… no effect.
"We have to stand and fight! Even if we die trying!" said Thunder bomber
"We're going to die?" said Flame bomber
"Maybe" said Thunder bomber
"Oh, okay, I just wanted to know" said Flame bomber
The gator walked towards them.
"This is it!" said Grand bomber
"HEY, GATOR!" said Red bomber
The gator turned around.
"Bet you can't hit me!" said Red bomber
"Hey, gator breath!" said Black bomber "Bet you can't hit me!"
"Hey, uh… abnormally sized reptile" said Blue bomber "Try to inflict a serious amount of pain on me" He flinched when the gator twitched.
"I bet you can't hit all of us at the same time!" said Black bomber
Overwhelmed by the challenge, the gator lifted his foot and said "Hi-"
"FIRE BOMB! BOMBER… SHOOT!" said White bomber firing a fire bomb. The bomb flew into the gators mouth.
(I apologize to all you Florida Gators fans out there)
The gator swallowed the bomb, then… BOOOOOM! The gator was blown to bits!
"WE DID IT!" said White bomber "WE KILLED THE GIANT MUTANT KUNG-FU GATOR!"
"See how studying the enemy pays off?" said Blue bomber
"Yeah, if it wasn't for you, Blue bomber, we'd still be fighting that thing" said Red bomber
"Awww, anytime guys" said Blue bomber
"We did it, Mermaid bomber" said Thunder bomber "We killed the alligator that ate you"
"I'm gonna miss her!" said Grand bomber
"Hey, guys, what's that?" said Flame bomber
Something was moving in the pile of the alligator remains. It was Mermaid bomber and she was rising from the gator guts.
"MERMAID BOMBER!" said Thunder and Grand bomber rushing to her, with Flame bomber following
"Eww, this is disgusting!" said Mermaid bomber
"Mermaid bomber! You're alive!" said Thunder bomber hugging her
"We thought you were dead!" said Grand bomber hugging her
"You're covered in alligator thingies!" said Flame bomber "I am so jealous!"
"What are you two doing?" said Mermaid bomber
"We missed you" said Thunder bomber
"We thought we lost you!" said Grand bomber
"GET OFF OF ME!" said Mermaid bomber pushing them away
"HURRAY!" said Thunder bomber, Grand bomber, and Flame bomber.
After everyone recovered, they were all staring at each other.
"Now, where were we?" said Mermaid bomber
"We were arguing over who gets the mushroom" said Black bomber
"That's right" said Grand bomber "It's time for a showdown!"
"That mushroom's as good as ours" said Thunder bomber
"We'll see about that!" said Red bomber
"Yeah, because, we'll be the one's who will be taking that mushroom!" said White bomber
They all got ready to fight, until a man appeared out of nowhere. He was short, had a big nose and a mustache, wearing overalls with a red shirt, and had a red hat with an "M" on it.
"It'sa me, Mario!" said the man
"What?" said White bomber
"I'va been looking for that mushroom all day!" said Mario
"What?!?" said Mermaid bomber
Mario took up the mushroom and ate it. Then he shouted "HERE WE GOOOOOO!" and grew two times his original height.
"Now, I can defeat Bowser and save the princess again!" said Mario hopping away.
Everyone was dumbstruck.
Finally White bomber spoke: "How about we go home"
"Yeah, let's" said Mermaid bomber
They all flew home.
While flying, home, the B-Jetters decided to have a conversation.
"Well, I didn't expect that to happen" said White bomber
"Me neither" said Blue bomber
"Let's just get home and call it a day, okay?" said Black bomber
"Yeah" said White bomber "By the way Red bomber… Who is it that you like?"
"Who does Red bomber like?" said Black bomber
"I TOLD YOU TO NEVER BRING IT UP!!!" said Red bomber
"I'm just curious!" said White bomber
"Well, DROP IT, ALREADY!!!" said Red bomber "Forget I said anything!"
"Come on, Red bomber" said White bomber
"SHUT UP!" said Red bomber
"I bet it's someone we know" said White bomber
"DROP IT!!!" said Red bomber
They continued until they got home
… By the way, who is Red bomber hitting on?
Red bomber: I SAID FORGET ABOUT IT!!!
The
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