Hey, everyone! Welcome agian to another Spider-Man rearanging dimensions update! Anyway, I went out of my way to give you an old Noir Character who you'll literally fall head-over-heels for, a flashback to Spidey's first appearance in Amazing Fantasy #15 with a twist, and the return of everyone's favorite Tommy Lee Jone's haircut Supervillain. Anyway, I don't own Marvel, this is for fan-purpopses only, so please don't sue!
"Quick, Marty!" 616 Spider-Man said in his best Christopher Lloyd, as he and the other two Spider-Men materialized in the Noir Universe, "We must Hurry!"
Ultimate and 2099 Spidey looked at their 616 counterpart, who stared back at them with an annoyed look underneath his mask.
"Oh what?" He demanded, "Like you two weren't going to do it!"
"Guys!" Noir Spider-Man called, landing near them, "I lost her! I went to Aunt May's Kitchen, and she wasn't there!"
"Why is it that we can't seem to rescue our Mary Jane's?" Ultimate Spider-Man asked.
"I guess that's the Parker Luck." 616 Peter shrugged.
Just then, the four Spider-Men heard the sound of someone land behind them.
"Well, well, well," A familiar voice to Noir Peter purred, "If it isn't just one of my heroes, but four."
The four web-slingers turned to see a woman dressed in a green cloak with long white hair, wearing a full white mask, perched on top of a dumpster.
"Felicia Hardy..." Noir Peter announced.
"Felicia?" 616 Peter announced, surprised, "Wow! For a second there, I was afraid it was Clea and that we stepped FAR too back in time."
"What have you done with Mary Jane, Felicia?" Noir Peter demanded, pointing a finger at her.
Felicia gave a slight giggle as she stood up from her perched position, putting one arm on her hip.
"Poor, Poor Spider," She cooed, "If you want to know where she is, follow me."
With that, she shot one arm up, and began to magically fly.
"Ah, damn it," Noir Peter cursed, as he shot a web-line after her, while his three companions followed.
"Yup," Ultimate Peter added, "And I think it's safe to assume that we're going to have a fight with her."
...
After following Felicia for a while, she stopped on a rooftop, and the four Web-Heads landed there to see her.
"Okay, Felicia," Noir Peter said, "We're through playing games. If you don't tell us where Mary Jane is..."
Felicia giggled again.
"Oh, Spider," She laughed, "We haven't even begun to play games yet. Well, now we will."
"Can the game just be Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way?" Ultimate Peter asked sarcastically, "BTW; in 50 years from now, Bruce is a successful actor and quite a charming person too."
Felicia giggled at how cute this young version of Peter was.
"In a while, young Spider," She said, her eyes glowing magically yellow, "I want you to play with my pets first."
With that, millions of Cat-Like people, (similar to 616 Tigra,) emerged from all sides.
"Aw, shock me," 2099 Spider-Man announced.
"Follow this trail," Felicia explained, as she started to fly, leaving a white glow behind, "Defeat my pets, and maybe you can find out where your Mary Jane is."
With that, she flew off, leaving more of the whit light behind. The Cat-People stood there, blocking all four fantastic Spider-Men from getting anywhere.
"Shall we, Gentleman?" 616 Peter asked.
"You betcha!" Ultimate Spider-Man joked in his best Sarah Pailin, causing both 616 and 2099 Spider-Man to look at him angrily, while Noir looked confused.
"What?" Noir Peter asked, "What is it?"
"Never mind!" 616 Peter said, as the Cat-People lunged at them, "Just focus at the task at hand!"
...
After beating more Cat-People, and following the trail, the Spider-Men arrived at the location of an old, abounded warehouse.
"Well," Ultimate Spider-Man joked, "This looks promising..."
They all remained silent, as they entered the complex. Inside, they found Felicia, laying on her back, on top of a storage crate.
"Congratulations, heroes," She announced, "You've successfully passed my tests."
"NOW," Noir Peter demanded, starting to loose his temper, "Tell me where Mary Jane is, Felicia!"
"Spider," Felicia said, dropping off of the crate and moving close to Noir Peter, "I made this deal for you. Don't you see, Spider? We were made for each other. Look at us all wearing these masks. Who are we really?"
She took off her mask, and Noir Peter was the only one shocked. The last time he had met Felicia, Doctor Octopus, the German Nazi spy, had ruined her face. Now, it was all better. Her face looked like an angel's. She pulled Noir Peter's mas up a little, so that her cold, mint breath shined and danced on Noir Peter's lips. And her lips...well...
Felicia answered that question by kissing Noir Peter hard on the lips. For a moment, Noir Peter felt like he and Felicia were the only ones in the room, until he heard the groans from his companions.
Felicia pulled away and grasped Noir Peter's arms.
"Be with me," She begged, "And together, we can be anyone."
Noir Peter thought about it for a second, but then remembered, like his teammates, he had a greater responsibility to follow.
"Sorry, Felicia," He said, "But I already had someone. Her name is Mary Jane Watson."
Felicia's eyes widened, and suddenly, she became mad. VERY mad.
"Nice move, Smooth Criminal." Ultimate Spider-Man said sarcastically.
Felicia hovered above them as she started glowing fiercely. A wave of yellow energy then flooded the entire building and more Cat-People came out.
"Oh great!" 616 Peter announced, then he noticed something, as did Felicia.
"Spider!" She roared, "Where are you Spider?"
The three other Spider-Men tried to fight the Cat-People, but every time they would knock one out, another would take its place.
"This is bad!" Ultimate Spider-Man announced as a wave of Cat-People tackled him.
"Yup!" 616 Peter announced, as he and Miguel became covered in Cat-People as well.
Felicia smiled at the Spiders at her mercy, but it was cut short, when Noir Peter suddenly kicked her from behind, and web-zipped her into the ground, slamming her face-first into there.
As soon as she was unconscious, the other Cat-People disappeared, as Noir Peter began webbing Felicia up.
"I'm sorry, Felicia," Noir Peter announced, "If there was any other way..."
Just then, the ghostly image of Dr. Strange appeared, and looked at 616 Peter seriously.
"Now do you understand what you are up against, Peter?" Strange demanded.
616 Peter nodded.
"Then will you help us?" Strange begged.
"I..." 616 Peter said, almost breaking, "Can I have some time to think."
"Do not take too long, Peter." Strange warned, "I will have your others see to it."
"Oy." Ultimate Peter announced, "Then can I at least tell my Aunt that I have to go battle Satan to get my girlfriend back and all that?"
...
Earth 616, Later...
616 Peter motioned for his other three Spider-Men, (dressed in normal clothes for this dimension, which were given to them by Strange,) as they came out of the alleyway and went up stairs to 616 Peter's apartment that he shared with Michele Gonzales, sister of policeman Vin Gonzales who moths ago, tried to frame this universe's Peter for involvement in the 'Spider-Tracer Killings.'
"So what's this Michele like?" 2099 Peter asked.
"Horrible," 616 Peter answered as they reached the apartment door, "She's like Sarah Pailin, Mel Gibson, and Count Neferia, all rolled into one. If you guys don't know what I mean, she's basically a living nightmare."
He opened the door, and was instantly met with Michele, who was wrapped in a towel, looking NOT-so happy.
"PARKER!" She roared, "There you are! Where the hell were you, and who the hell is this?"
"Michele," 616 Peter groaned, "Hi. These are my friends from out of town. They're gonna crash with us for a while. I'm going to rest in the meantime."
He went to his bedroom, ignoring Michele's rambling.
"Hey, wait!" She announced, as the other three guests entered, "Where you going, Peter? You still gotta help me pay overdue bills..."
616 Peter attempted to shut her out of the room, but Michele held the door and entered.
"Peter," She said, as 616 Peter began to loose his patience, "Look; we made a deal, and a deal has to work both ways so..."
"Michele,"616 Peter whispered through his gritting teeth, "Leave me alone."
She looked at him socked.
"What was that?" She demanded.
616 Peter lost control, grabbed her by her arms, and placed her outside.
"I said: LEAVE. ME. ALONE!" He screamed, slamming the door on her, leaving her frozen in shock with only the other three Spider-Men to accompany her.
"So..." Miguel said, moving in on her, "You seeing anyone?"
...
In his room, Peter slept hard. He was having a weird dream, he was 16 again, shortly after he had received his powers, and Aunt May and Uncle Ben had been saving up on their money to get Peter the microscope he always wanted.
"Thanks, Uncle Ben and Aunt May!" Peter announced happily, "You two are the best people a guy could ever have!"
"Thanks, Pete," Uncle Ben smiled as Peter suddenly realized things were happening differently, "May, could you leave us for a second?"
May nodded and left Uncle Ben and Peter alone, as Ben took a seat on Peter's bed, and Peter took a seat on his old chair by his desk.
"Peter," He asked, "Why aren't you getting Mary Jane back?"
Peter suddenly realized he was having a 'Vision Dream' and realized, he was going to have to go along with it.
"Peter," He said, seriously, "Everyone makes mistakes. It's okay. But why aren't you trying to correct it and save Mary Jane?"
Peter fought the dears coming down his face back as hard as he could.
"Because..." Peter said, crying hard, "I don't want to be alone."
"Peter," Uncle Ben said calmly, causing Peter to look at him, "It's okay. Have I ever told you about my first reaction when your father died?"
Peter shook his head, now curious of what Uncle Ben had thought about when Peter's parents were killed by a spy who claimed to be the infamous Red Skull.
"It was just a normal day when it happened," Uncle Ben explained, "May and I were just reminiscing on life, and we got the call. May answered, and went pale. When I asked her what it was she told be my brother and his wife were dead and that we were now your new legal guardians."
Peter could see that Uncle Ben was fighting back some tears himself, but managed to keep them in.
"I was so grief-stricken when we went to pick you up," Uncle Ben continued, "I was so upset that I didn't want to go on. But when we arrived, and May first held you, I realized that you were going to outlive both me and May for a very long time."
Peter looked at him shocked. He never knew Uncle Ben would think that far ahead.
"It's in the power of you and your friends to stop Mephisto," Uncle Ben concluded, "And with great power..."
"Comes great responsibility," Peter finished, realizing Uncle Ben was right.
It was time to accept how things were. Time to get Mary Jane back.
"Good, Peter," Uncle Ben said, hugging him, "That's my boy. Always doing what's right."
"Thanks, Uncle Ben," Peter said, as he suddenly began to wake up.
...
Opening his eyes, Peter sneaked out quietly, waking up his Noir and Ultimate counterparts, and signaling them it was time to go.
"Miguel?" 616 Peter asked as he went to Michele's room...
And almost fainted.
Michele and Miguel were in bed together, and when they saw 616 Peter, they both screamed.
"Michele!" Peter announced, surprised.
"Parker, you lunatic!" Michele screamed.
"Sorry!" He explained, "I need to get Miguel outta here!"
He grabbed Miguel by the arm and began dragging him to get some clothes.
"Nice meeting you, Michele!" Miguel announced, before Peter slammed the door, leaving Michele alone shocked with whatever little dignity she had left.
...
Once Peter and his spectacular Spider-Men had returned to Dr. Strange's and accepted their mission to go into Mephisto's Dimension, Voodoo opened a portal to Mephisto's realm, and Strange looked at the Spider-Men seriously.
"I will finish retrieving your allies, Spider-Men," Strange said, "But you must travel first. They will catch up to you eventually."
"Thanks, Doc," 616 Peter said, giving him the thumbs up, as he and his team entered the twisted world of Mephisto.
...
The Raft,
The Quarters of Norman Osborn...
Norman screamed and twisted in pain as images of a life not lived by him finished flashing before his eyes.
At first, it felt like someone was scraping at his skull, but then the pain stopped as he got up slowly.
"I..." He said, surprised, "I remember..."
He started laughing now, not noticing the red monster that had appeared from behind him holding a VERY familiar costume to Norman.
"I KNOW NOW, SPIDER-MAN!" Norman announced, still unaware of the danger he was in, "I BEAT YOU ONCE! AND I WILL BEAT YOU AGAIN...PETER PARKER!"
Norman cackled and laughed hysterically, as the demon grabbed him, and transported Norman off the face of the Earth.
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