I took a deep breath. "This can not be happening!" "What?" He asked, looking hopeless. "I'm already in love with a dork!" He frowned. "There is no way I'm going home now. " I nodded.
"Yeah, I get that. My point is… I'm a dork!" That's why I love you!" I screamed in disbelief. "Wow, you and Lilly have a lot in common lately." I wondered if Oliver ever noticed that he's only funny when he's NOT trying so hard to be funny.
"You don't even know who I am!" I told him. "Yes I do." "Oh yeah? What's my nickname?" "Dachshund." He answered without hesitation. "Lucky guess." I said, pouting and crossing my arms. He smiled. "How do you even know where I live?"
"You live here? That is so cool!" Lilly said. "Yeah. It's also really weird." "Miley, do you have to make fun of my girlfriend the first day you meet her?" "Wait a second here. Who said I was your girlfriend?" I look at all of them, still completely confused.
"Uh, you did." Oliver said, pointing to me. (I thought about saying 'In your dreams but didn't. That would always give him the chance to come back with 'duh!")
"Well, regardless. I still don't know a thing about you." He looked back at his two best friends. Then, imitating me he said, "Well, regardless, (you can just imagine his facial expression) we need a place to stay." "Yeah we do!" Lilly agreed.
Miley looked back at the garbage pail abandoned in the parking lot. "And I know The Tipton has a lot better service than our… stupid means of transportation." "You've been here before?" I asked. "Me? Miley? No of course not!"
I laughed. "Well, yeah. "Who else are you gonna be… Hannah Montana?"